Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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posted by DivyaHarry
The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very careful to stay away from people but the other way round doesn't hold good. People who aren't Mary-Sues are also clumsy. Anyone who bumps into them will feel their cold skin. How do they manage to keep an entire school of clumsy teenagers at bay?

3. Carlisle Cullen is a doctor. How does he treat patients without touching them? Do patients not notice that their doctor feels like a frozen turkey while treating them?

4. The Cullens follow the "If you got it, flaunt it" rule. Shiny Volvos anyone? When everyone is crawling on in their 'trucks' the Cullens need high-speed Volvos. They could have bought a station wagon and merged with their peers.

5. The Cullens live in a glass house in the woods. Don't people occassionally stumble upon it? [This is before Bella Swan came fawning over Edward].

6. Elizabeth Taylor had violet eyes; she became a superstar. The Cullens have yellow eyes due to they vampire-vegetarianism. They are immensly good-looking. So wouldn't they be recognised for this and be flooded with questions and suspicions? Though not stardom, a good number of people must have noticed this weird feature and researched the same or atleast had the sense to ask them about it.

It seems that the author tried to make Bella Swan intelligent and deductive by making everyone else dumb. Being as old as they are the Cullens should have been intelligent as well. This is not the case. What is the point in trying to be discreet when all they are doing is making themselves stand out?
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Andrew: Okay, well, it's time now for our interview with the one and only, the fantastic, the charming, the bubbly - as Laura and Elysa described her after the show - interview, Stephenie Meyer. And now, for those of you who have read Breaking Dawn or are planning on reading it, we do get into the plot of the book, but I inserted a little spoiler warning before Breaking Dawn content so you'll know when to stop it so nothing gets spoiled for you. So, we'll take it away to our interview with Stephenie Meyer. Joining us now is Stephenie Meyer, the author of the highly successful Twilight saga,...
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posted by DivyaHarry
These are tattoos of girls who are over-the-top obsessed about Twilight. Click on the links to see them.

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Are these people kidding themselves? The worst is the Edward Cullen/Robert Pattinson one. Ugh!

I was horrified by looking at them. It's one thing to be a part of a fad but it's a whole different thing to make that fad a part of your body.

What is the world coming to? Tomorrow when these girls go to get these horrors removed they'll probably be spending a lot more than they spent paying to get it done.