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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Question

This cuestion is 4 Twilighters(but if u think u got da answer go for it)= Why in the world do u think Twilight can beat Harry Potter?

BTW... I like both but Harry Potter is a bit better, i liked HP scince I was 4, A bunch of (hot) vampires are not ganna make me like them more. But i was just wondering anyways......
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This question is for Twilighters (but if you think you've got an answer, go for it). Why in the world do you think Twilight can beat Harry Potter?
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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Thanks, ToyletGnome.
ThatDamnLlama posted over a year ago
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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Answers

ChocAttack266 said:
I know it says it's for Twilighters, but I can't resist. Okay, here goes.

Twilight beats Harry Potter in:

1. Wasting trees. Yes, I know Harry Potter has printed many more copies, but the key word there is WASTING.
2. Morale boosting. People can read Twilight and then think to themselves: "I guess I'm not that bad a writer after all."
3. Parodies. I have yet to read Nightlight, but I have a feeling I will be pissing myself laughing.
4. Practical uses. Use copies of Twilight to support wobbly chair/table legs or as a substitute for firewood - it's what it deserves.
5. Negative messages. There is an abundance of them in Twilight; not so in the Harry Potter series.

That's all I can think of for now; if I think of more I'll come back and edit. Sorry if I shifted from the actual question, by the way.

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posted over a year ago 
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Have I ever told you that you're awesome? Well you are! :D
Athiya posted over a year ago
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As Smeyers "said" in Uncyclopedia, "I write shitter stuff than this and yet I'm as rich as her!" to J.K. Rowling
AprilCandy42 posted over a year ago
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Also, JK Rowling donates A LOT of money to charity, as in, millions of dollars annually. That's pretty admirable, if you ask me :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted over a year ago
KatiiCullen94 said:
im going to say this again, i said once before.
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someone can give reasons to which in their heart are real reasons but to a Twilight hater its only makes them more pathetic soo please can you stop these stupid questions, cause all you talk about its how crazy the fans are,, well your only asking for it, of course we are going to sound obessive,, but thats because everyone is dissing our favourite book in which we get defensive ( i think i recall Harropuff* repeat this once, no offense intended)
but we do, we get upset and talk it up.. but we all passionate,, i would agree that all of us are passionate about HP or Hating Twilight.
there is no twilight on here, its a anti..

dont ask this questions because ones reason not valid to another, i know that too well. and i dont think anyone wants to be put down for their beliefs.
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we only dis you for bein obsessive cause you are!
tymple posted over a year ago
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haha then suck me :P:P:P
KatiiCullen94 posted over a year ago
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She's a fanatic. she's not obessed. like osme other ppl *cough cough* you.
MrsJonasLautner posted over a year ago
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I don't think you are crazy. You haven't given me a reason to classify you as crazy yet. However, I would like an answer. I don't know about other people, but I certainly won't be rude to you (though I may debate, I'll be polite about it) unless you are rude to me. But while I may hate Twilight, I won't classify you as a lunatic just for liking Twilight. Everyone has their own opinions :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted over a year ago
top-star said:
becuz according to me twilight's writing style is better than harry potter(no offence) and just bcuz harry potter came first and was a hit it doesn't mean that the after coming book can't be better.i've seen many fans of hp who just want to stay loyal to it as it was there first choice and twilight is not just a book with sexy vampires, it is grammer improving book and with life lessons on how to deal with teenage problms.i agree that hp is a great book but i don't think it is right to turn down twilight just for the sake that you liked twilight first. P.S: everyone has their own choice
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Well obviously a newer book can be better. When you say that the writing style is better in Twilight, do you mean the first person point of view, or the actual quality of the writing?
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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Also, there are a LOT of grammatical errors in Twilight, so I wouldn't exactly call it "grammar improving," and I didn't find that Twilight really deal with any teenage issues, so could you please explain in a bit more detail? :)
ToyletGnome posted over a year ago
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Oh yes, the wonderful life lessons in Twilight. Lesson One: Pedophilia is okay. Lesson Two: If your boyfriend stalks you, don't bother calling the police. It's okay because he's hot. Lesson Three: If your boyfriend breaks up with you, you have to go into a catatonic state for four months and then jump off a cliff. Lesson Four: If you treat your friends like crap, and they dislike you for it, they are automatically bitches. Lesson Five: If you are a girl, you have to have a man in your life to be good for anything. Lesson Six: Any girl who doesn't have a man in her life is automatically a sour bitch. Want any more?
ChocAttack266 posted over a year ago
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Well, I disagree with "grammar improving book". There are quite a lot of grammatical errors in that book, as well as the overuse and misuse of the word "chagrin". It really doesn't have a lot of teenage problems. Actually, I find it tells a lot of bad messages to teens (I mean, get married right out of high school, get pregnant at 18 and skip college for a hot boy? I wouldn't call that a great lesson). I respect your choice, though. I'm not saying you're a bad person for liking Twilight better, please don't misunderstand. I'm just debating because, well, it's a debate forum :)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted over a year ago
angeleyes18 said:
i dnt think it can beat harry potter i love them both equally i just love the love story in twilight!! and i think that if harry had of ended up with hermione (which i think should have happened)then i would like it more!!but i do love a good harry potter film they are immense soooooo much better than the twi movies i think!!:-)


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MrsJonasLautner said:
Why the hell do you think harry potter can beat Twilight?
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There are a lot of reasons. You haven't given any reasons as to why Twilight beats Harry Potter. Therefore, I shall comment several reasons, and I'll just name a few.
XDRoseLuvsHP posted over a year ago
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(Btw, thanks, ThatDamnLlama. I agree with you :D)
XDRoseLuvsHP posted over a year ago
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lets see... harry potter isnt made up of 5 page long mindless bable. it is actualy a good book. it has a plot need i continue?
tymple posted over a year ago
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