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posted by housefrk

This fic is not intended to be Thutner. It's universal

This fic also contains major spoilers about Simple Explanation, though I'm guessing that even if you haven't seen it, you probably know what happened by now, because this secret isn't' being kept very well.

A letter to Kutner in Thirteen’s name

Kutner,
What were you thinking? Didn’t you know we cared about you? Didn’t you know we would have listened?
Everything’s different without you. We’re all pretending we’re okay, but none of us are. We just don’t want to let everyone else in....

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...Or Maybe I Won't (part one)

posted by made_of_awesome

Sorry this is so short. I'll update soon!

It was the worst day of his life. Every mean comment pounded on him like a hammer, crushing him from the inside out.

Such a bad day, in fact, he wanted it to be his last.

He staggered into his apartment and slammed the door behind him. He ate one last bowl of his favorite cereal, played one last video game, and watched every copy of Harry Potter and Star Wars that he owned- Twice. He looked at a picture of him and the team, all of them smiling and having a good time, and he felt a lump form in his throat.

"No tears," he said to himself, "I want to do...

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Dr. Lawrence Kutner Fact File

posted by misanthrope86

Taken directly from link

Dr. Lawrence Kutner (Kal Penn) is a sports medicine specialist. He was #6 during the games. He first got approval from House for successfully reviving a patient with a defibrillator while in a hyperbaric chamber, (setting her clothing on fire due to the high-oxygen atmosphere) showing he's willing to try risky techniques and isn't squeamish about saving a patient's life despite the risk of putting the patient in harm's way. Similarly, in "Mirror Mirror," he resuscitated a patient using a defibrillator while the patient's skin was wet, nearly shocking himself into a coma...

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The Amazing Adventures Of The Professional Defibrillist

posted by misanthrope86

DISCALIMER:This is only my third fan fiction and my second House-related fan fiction, so I'm not familiar with the fan fiction ways. Thus, be gentle!
Also, I started writing this before 'Rationalisation Man' and 'Rational Man' were mentioned. Also, I didn't want to copy the show completely, so I did not use 'The Boy Wonder Oncologist' in this fan fiction, which will become clear as you read the story.
Lastly, enjoy it and don't take it seriously!

Once upon a time, a young medical student named Lawrence Kutner was paying his tuition fee by working at a department store, selling men's fragrances....

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You Dont Know Who I Am

posted by cheery_blossom

"Do you wake up in the morning and need help to lift your head?"

He dragged himself out of bed, barely coherent, and fell back onto the covers staring at the cieling. Will today be the day?

"Do you read obituaries and feel jealous of the dead?"

He slapped the newspaper down on the coffee table, afraid, and tormented by the lucky souls free to roam without burden. He put his forehead in his hands and sighed with the weight of the world crushing him, suffocating him.

"It's like living on a cliffside not knowing when you'll dive.
Do you know, do you know what it's like to die alive?"

It sat on his mantle...

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Kutner Kuotations!

posted by misanthrope86

Kutner is my favourite member of House's new team. So I have compiled a list of some of his funniest quotes so far. Unfortunately, much of the hilarity is in Kal Penn's delivery, so the written quotes aren't quite as funny as watching him give his lines.

House: I fired you.
Kutner: No, you didn’t
Amber: He fired you. You're number 6.
Kutner: No, I'm number 9.
House: I approve of your shamelessness. You're still fired.

House: Vitamin D is metabolized by both the liver and kidneys - it wouldn't tell us which one screwed up.
Kutner: We could get her wasted. Give her shots of tequila, measure how long...

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10 things I'm going to miss *spoilers*

posted by housefrk

10 things I’m going to miss now that Kutner's gone (not in any particular order)

1. watching Kutner and Taub make fun of each other

2. living episode to episode waiting for Thutner moments

3. being able to make defibrillator jokes without crying

4. hearing Harry Potter and Star Wars references during otherwise tense scenes

5. having someone around who isn’t afraid to call Foreman a hypocrite

6. having a nicely tailored cast of nine

7. being able to put on a striped shirt without bursting into tears

8. writing Thutner fanfiction that actually has the possibility of coming true

9. looking forward to what Kutner will be up to next season

10. not having any idea how the Wilber shippers felt after Amber died