Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
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Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so you know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may even be some physical abuse in there, as well. He always messes with her emotions, sometimes even intentionally. He purposely dazzles her with his "gorgeous eyes" in order to get his way. He also takes away many of her rights. He forces her to go to the prom with him when she clearly does not want to. He does everything he can to keep her away from Jacob, who had done so much for her in New Moon, simply because he doesn't like the guy. He even goes as far as to remove the engine from her truck and convince Alice to hold her hostage! He also stalks Bella. Stalking does not equal love. Stalking equals obsession, which can be very dangerous to Bella. He watches her sleep and invades her privacy before he is even officially her boyfriend. That is surely a sign of being deeply disturbed mentally. He constantly reminds her of how superior he is to her, how she is such a klutz and how she is so stupid, lowering her already low self confidence to an abysmal level. Another instance is in New Moon. He leaves her, which he knows will destroy her. However, that is not the abusive part. The abusive part is when he steals all of the things she owns which may remind her of him. Not only is thievery wrong, but he won't even let her deal with her depression in her own way. He just made everything worse for her. The physical abuse is at the very end of Twilight. She is in the hospital, and he forces painkillers on her. Another instance of physical abuse was in Breaking Dawn, when he makes it clear that if not for Rosalie, he would have forced an abortion upon Bella. He has no respect for Bella whatsoever. People still say he is a good boyfriend? His only redeeming feature is that he is good looking. He sure doesn't have a life, he has no hobbies nor does he have a personality (other than being creepy). There is a lot more to being a good boyfriend than looking pretty.

Thanks XDRoseLuvsHP for making this article to point out some great facts!
I recently got into the show Supernatural (everyone should), and I happened upon this hilarious video. It shows how Dean Winchester (My new favorite character of all time) is better than Twilight.
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Someone doesn't like what Edward Cullen and his Twilight pals are doing to Vampire Mythology. Another funny parody. :)
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A video on how I was convinced of Twilight's problematic nature.
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Another EvilIguanaProduction Twilight related parody, this time on one of the New Moon trailers.
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5:20 I wonder what some of the fans think of this. I think Taylor has noticed that some fans don't like him simply because he plays Jacob so is saying he's not on any teams when he's made it clear he's Team Jacob. Poor Tay.
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So I was originally going to publish this article in the Books to Read spot, but then found this place, and I think it fits in here much better :) Anywho, this is an opinion article I originally wrote for my school newspaper. Yes, it's a bit of a rant, but I don't mean to be offensive, so please don't take it that way. Enjoy :)

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There’s no way you haven’t heard of it. From the first publishing of that first book to the most recent perfume-bottle scandal, Twilight has permeated the very core of pop culture, not to mention high school conversation. No matter whether...
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Fromthisgirl on YouTube has a question for the Twilight fangirls. She also explains why she thinks they AREN'T in love.
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The sequal. Oh. "I almost don't wanna watch it. SO that I can you know, watch it again later?"
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Lately, I've heard and seen jokes and comments about Edward being "pathetic" or "gay" because he was a 100 year old virgin. I've written this article to state that I see no problem in him being a virgin. I feel that virginity is not something to poke fun at. It simply means that someone wants to save themselves for that special someone whom they are going to spend the rest of their life with. I myself am a virgin and plan to stay that way until I get married.

However, I am somewhat confused. If Edward has lived for 100 years and has yet to give himself to anyone, then why does he decide to have...
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Seriously it's scary to think this Twihard may have been serious with these statements. This is a version with the Black Pawn Movement's riffs because the original video has been removed by the user. For some reason they ALWAYS are! ;D
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I think that it's true
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*chuckle* Not hilarious but some random parts are kinda funny :) Like 1:28.
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