Yep.
P.S.: I'm going dark... with a splash of comic relief.
*at Garnet Canyon*
Ganetto: I'm finally free of that prison.
Albert (his butler): How was prison, sir?
Ganetto: Do you wanna know what happened to me prison? ;|
Albert: No sir?
Ganetto: I need to get back at those Aura Warriors for what they did. But how?
*Jeopardy song*
Ganetto: Ah ha! Bring the 5 best villains in here.
Albert: Let me hook up the time machine.
*3 hours later*
Ganetto: Javier Voorn, Mavis Voorn, Violet, Oleg, and Roja. We are going to form our own team, called "Team Garnet Rainbow." *evil laugh*
Albert: And I also brought Janine and Rhett for the job.
Ganetto: Perfect 😈
*at Canyon City High... in the hallway*
Aura: Anyone seen Janine?
Tyler van Berg (me): Nope. *pets Umbreon*
Yuki Ka'Leo: Same. *eats poi bar*
Manuel: *comes with a large ass plate of food* Nope.
Aura: Where did you...?
Mr. Scott: There you are, Marquezo!
*Manuel runs*
Selene: Teacher's lounge. He got it from the teacher's lounge. *eats bruised banana*
Sergio: *walks up* No Janine Walcott. I'm glad that bitch is gone. But this homework is gonna kill me. Fuck my life.
Selene: Ikr? No COD this weekend.
Aura: I did mine throughout the week. Tyler helped me.
Both Selene and Sergio: Lucky bastards.
*explosion, coming from the science wing*
What the hell?
Yuki: The science wing is on fire. *throws Ultra Ball* Ninetales, cool the flames with Blizzard!
*Ninetales freezes the flames solid*
Yuki: The wing's been empty for days. Who would do this?
Keep your eyes peeled. I smell Ganetto.
Sergio: But he's in a maximum security...
I sense him.
Aura: Me too. I sense Violet for some reason.
Ganetto: Guess who? *stands behind the Aura Warriors*
Ganetto? Violet? Javier? Janine? Mavis? Oleg? Rhett? Roja? What's really going on here? Ganetto: Meet Team Garnet Rainbow!
Manuel: Sounds like a special jewelry piece at a jewelry store?
Aura: And why are you doing this?
Janine: We hate you. We want to destroy you and your loyal subjects.
But Violet, Mavis...
Albert: Time machine. I used the time machine to stop the 3 from dying.
Ganetto: Garnet Rainbow, attack!
*throws Poké Ball* Sceptile, Mega Evolve and use Dragon Claw!
Rhett: Hydreigon, use Dragon Pulse! *hits Sceptile pretty hard*
Aura: I got Javier! Aura Blade! *Javier punches Aura in the stomach, knocking her out*
Aura! That's it! *rushes into Javier* Aura Blade!
Mavis: Aura Blade! *slashes me, making me bleed*
Sergio: *turns into his Zoroark forme* Taste my Aura Claws!
Janine: Mismagius, sit this puppy down with Moonblast! *Mismagius fires a pink orb at Sergio*
Ganetto: Leave Tyler and Aura there. The rest of you... on the fucking jet. Now!
*tries to get up but fails* Fuck...
After the jet flies away, Tyler and Aura lay unconscious in their own blood.
Ash: *appears and gasps* I'm too late... Guys, wake up!
We're ok. We're... *tries to get up but loses more blood* Leave me...
Aura: *still unconscious*
Serena: Guys! Where are the others?
They're captives of Team Garnet Rainbow... run by Ganetto.
Ash: That son of a bitch. Get these guys in the Arceus. We're going after them.
Now Team Garnet Rainbow pissed Ash off. Will the villains survive Ash's wrath? Will the Aura Warriors defeat the new supergroup of revived villains? Find out next time!
That was kinda slow... but riveting. Don't you agree? Next up, Part 2!
*Rock The Party by JAUZ x Ephwurd [SPINNIN] plays*
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are you liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any questions before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But you just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
continue reading...
*song dies out*
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon club fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! How are you liking the club so far? We got new vids, pics and articles, thnx to some fans. Give dem a hand.
Or a cheer from the Tomorrowland festival crowd. That's good too.
Today, I'm bringing a Pokémon trainer I've thought of during the 4th gen of Pokémon. Give it up for Dakota!
*crowd cheers*
Any questions before we get started?
Manuel: I'm hungry.
That's not a question! Let's get started.
About him
Name: Dakota
Manuel: But you just said...
I know what I said, dammit!
From:...
He's a fake... IMO.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fan club fans. CokeTheUmbreon here! Hope you all enjoyed Thanksgiving! Christmas (or whatever you guys celebrate around this time of year) is coming! Today I wanna tell you why I don't believe in Santa Claus. I'm gonna be VERY tact.
(Background song: This Christmas by Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if you think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read books and articles...
continue reading...
(Background song: This Christmas by Chris Brown)
*Chiyo starts to cry*
It's ok, Chi.
Manuel: SAY IT AIN'T SO! 😭
Geez, get a grip
Please note that I'm not bashing your beliefs if you think Santa's real. Plus I understand why Santa Claus is brought up.
Let's get started.
1. Reindeer are like Blaziken: they can't use Fly
I read books and articles...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Theme Song: link
Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed by falling letters that say...*
SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS
Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*
1960
Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees more falling letters*...
Let's get to it!
1. Pokémon X (mainly for Xerneas)
2. Pokémon Sun
3. Pokémon Moon
(Pokémon X anyhow)
4. Headphones
5. Earphones
(I keep blowing dem out, for doing what I love)
6. Manga
(Anything from Pokémon to Naruto to Yu-Gi-Oh will do.)
7. Candy
(Who the fuck doesn't want candy for Christmas?) :P
8. Other Sweets
(I could taste the peppermint bark already.)
9. Umbreon merch.
(The Garnet Umbreon must have some other likenesses besides pics... FOR ONCE!)
10. Eeveelution plushies (especially Umbreon and Espeon)
That's all I want for Christmas. The Garnet Umbreon, over and getting the fuck out!
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I'm an AmourShipper. All Ash and Serena need now is a mistletoe.
