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Alola, m8. UMBR3ON here! You heard about Team Rainbow Rocket in Pokémon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon, right? I'm making a fanfic about a group similar to Team Rainbow Rocket. It's called Team Garnet Rainbow. You're gonna have to find out who's involved in the group. The Aura Warriors must team up to stop them. Can they? Find out now!

P.S.: I'm going dark... with a splash of comic relief.


*at Garnet Canyon*

Ganetto: I'm finally free of that prison.
Albert (his butler): How was prison, sir?
Ganetto: Do you wanna know what happened to me prison? ;|
Albert: No sir?
Ganetto: I need to get back at those Aura Warriors for what they did. But how?
*Jeopardy song*
Ganetto: Ah ha! Bring the 5 best villains in here.
Albert: Let me hook up the time machine.
*3 hours later*
Ganetto: Javier Voorn, Mavis Voorn, Violet, Oleg, and Roja. We are going to form our own team, called "Team Garnet Rainbow." *evil laugh*
Albert: And I also brought Janine and Rhett for the job.
Ganetto: Perfect 😈

*at Canyon City High... in the hallway*

Aura: Anyone seen Janine?
Tyler van Berg (me): Nope. *pets Umbreon*
Yuki Ka'Leo: Same. *eats poi bar*
Manuel: *comes with a large ass plate of food* Nope.
Aura: Where did you...?
Mr. Scott: There you are, Marquezo!
*Manuel runs*
Selene: Teacher's lounge. He got it from the teacher's lounge. *eats bruised banana*
Sergio: *walks up* No Janine Walcott. I'm glad that bitch is gone. But this homework is gonna kill me. Fuck my life.
Selene: Ikr? No COD this weekend.
Aura: I did mine throughout the week. Tyler helped me.
Both Selene and Sergio: Lucky bastards.

*explosion, coming from the science wing*

What the hell?
Yuki: The science wing is on fire. *throws Ultra Ball* Ninetales, cool the flames with Blizzard!
*Ninetales freezes the flames solid*
Yuki: The wing's been empty for days. Who would do this?
Keep your eyes peeled. I smell Ganetto.
Sergio: But he's in a maximum security...
I sense him.
Aura: Me too. I sense Violet for some reason.
Ganetto: Guess who? *stands behind the Aura Warriors*
Ganetto? Violet? Javier? Janine? Mavis? Oleg? Rhett? Roja? What's really going on here? Ganetto: Meet Team Garnet Rainbow!
Manuel: Sounds like a special jewelry piece at a jewelry store?
Aura: And why are you doing this?
Janine: We hate you. We want to destroy you and your loyal subjects.
But Violet, Mavis...
Albert: Time machine. I used the time machine to stop the 3 from dying.
Ganetto: Garnet Rainbow, attack!
*throws Poké Ball* Sceptile, Mega Evolve and use Dragon Claw!

Rhett: Hydreigon, use Dragon Pulse! *hits Sceptile pretty hard*
Aura: I got Javier! Aura Blade! *Javier punches Aura in the stomach, knocking her out*
Aura! That's it! *rushes into Javier* Aura Blade!
Mavis: Aura Blade! *slashes me, making me bleed*
Sergio: *turns into his Zoroark forme* Taste my Aura Claws!
Janine: Mismagius, sit this puppy down with Moonblast! *Mismagius fires a pink orb at Sergio*
Ganetto: Leave Tyler and Aura there. The rest of you... on the fucking jet. Now!
*tries to get up but fails* Fuck...

After the jet flies away, Tyler and Aura lay unconscious in their own blood.

Ash: *appears and gasps* I'm too late... Guys, wake up!
We're ok. We're... *tries to get up but loses more blood* Leave me...
Aura: *still unconscious*
Serena: Guys! Where are the others?
They're captives of Team Garnet Rainbow... run by Ganetto.
Ash: That son of a bitch. Get these guys in the Arceus. We're going after them.

Now Team Garnet Rainbow pissed Ash off. Will the villains survive Ash's wrath? Will the Aura Warriors defeat the new supergroup of revived villains? Find out next time!

That was kinda slow... but riveting. Don't you agree? Next up, Part 2!
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We are literally the worst. Bye.
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What up, CokeTheUmbreon fans? Coke here, enjoying December, or at least trying TO. Today I wanna share a moveset I plan on giving to Alolan Pokémon Toucannon. Yes, I'm also gonna tell you why I choose the moves.

Note: You ain't gotta use this moveset.

So let's get to it, shall we?

Stats
The only highest stat for it is Attack. (120 base attack.) But it's slow as fuck. It's 60 base speed drags it down. Curse its big ass beak! But it is a tank!

These are the moves I'm bestowing upon this cannonade:

Beak Blast
Rock Blast
Bullet Seed
Rock Smash/Flame Charge/Brick Break/Swords Dance/Return


Ability

It's abilities...
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Episode 1: Gordon And The New Diesel

It was a wonderful day on the island of sodor. Thomas was running his branch line as usual, when he stopped at a station. Gordon stopped next to him.

"Good morning Gordon." Said Thomas. "How are you on this fine day?"

"I'm doing alright Thomas." Gordon replied, "And I heard we're getting a new engine."

"That's awesome." Wheeshed Thomas, "Do you know when the new engine will be getting here?"

"I think he'll meet us at Tidmouth Shed's tomorrow morning." Gordon told Thomas, then he steamed off with the express. Then, Thomas took off with his train.

The next...
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Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He stopped, forgetting what he was going to say, but he quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see."

October 31, 2012

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot by a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo,...
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The logo I made for you was based off of this, but in color of course.
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Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon here! Today/tonight, depending on where you at, I'm gonna work on telling you about another Pokémon team. This one belongs to the annoying fat ass... the one with no aura powers... Manuel Marquezo!

Manuel: Hello, everyone!

I forgot to add the word 'dimwit' didn't I?

Well, let's get fucking started.

Haxorus
Gender: Male
Ability: Mold Breaker
Moves:
Dual Chop
Draco Meteor
Poison Jab
Incinerate

Flareon
Gender: Male
Ability: Flash Fire
Moves:
Flamethrower
Flame Charge
Dig
Flare Blitz

Mudsdale
Gender: Male
Ability: Own Tempo
Moves:
High Horsepower
Mega Kick
Close Combat
Giga Impact...
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Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, the Garnet Umbreon, here with another Aura Warriors and her team. Her name is Selene Gonzales, Sergio's tomboyish twin sister.

Selene: *comes in musty* Did someone call?
UGH! You stink like musty Rhyperior dicks!
Selene: I need to shower... after I eat some of your tacos.
NO!

Eh, fuck it.

Today or night, depending on where you at, I'm gonna discuss her team. Even though she doesn't battle as much, she's set to do more battling in the next season of Pokémon: Aura Warriors. All she does outside of saving the world is football and soccer, and eating in...
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(I have Michael's pretend daughter, Carly, as a character in most of my GTA stories)..




TREVOR AS VEGETA:

SCENE ONE:

Trevor: (learning Carly is pregnant) Huh, this is a new feeling: pride in someone else... Unfortunately, it's overshadowed by all this UNYIELDING RAGE!

SCENE TWO:

Michael: Dave.. I think Trevor knows about Brad.

Dave: Really?.. How did he feel.

Michael: Hard too tell.. He literary screams everything.

SCENE 3:

Trevor: (losing it in his trailer, after learning about Brad) They called me crazy! They ALL called me crazy!.. But I'll show them! I'll show ALL of them! Right Carly!?.....
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9 AND A HALF YEARS AGO:

Michael is one the many people standing in line at the North Yankton bank.

Michael: Man.. Where's Dr. Kevorkian when you need him?

Lady: Well, if I know doctors, he's probably golfing.

Michael: (chuckles) good one.

Lady: Thanks mister.. I got 'more' jokes in you want?

Michael: Maybe later.

Trevor: (arrives, holding a present box)

Michael: (polite voice to the lady from before) Excuse me for a second.. (suddenly his calm demeanour is changed to an angry one, as he fires a loaded handgun into the air) EVERYONE ON THE FUCKIN FLOOR!

Trevor: (reveals that the present box was REALLY...
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This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
Hey, what's up, CokeTheUmbreon fans! CokeTheUmbreon, The Garnet Umbreon, is here. Today or tonight, depending on where you at, I'm gonna brag on Sergio Gonzales's Ultimate Pokémon team! Who is Sergio, you ask? Sergio Gonzales is an Aura Warrior straight outta Madrid with a unique power to turn into a green and black, humanoid Zoroark when he gets pissed off enough! But all in all, he's a calm guy with a love for Shadow Bellatrix.

Sergio: You said you weren't gonna mention that!
Coke: Sorry.

But anyways, let's get started, ya filthy animals!

Noivern
Gender: Male
Ability: Frisk
Moves:
Dragon Pulse
Flamethrower...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

Previously, in Sonic In St. Louis

Robotnik: We were so close to taking St. Louis!
Snively: What shall we do now sir?
Robotnik: Get Decoe & Bocoe over here. I have a plan to go to Germany. They have really good mechanics, which I could use for my machines.

The following takes place between....

Why the hell am I saying that? This is not 24

Tails: *goes to Sonic* I just got some important news you might wanna hear.
Sonic: Go for it.
Tails: Robotnik is planning on going to Germany to get new mechanics.
Sean: *arrives* This can't be good....
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs by at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, you read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see...
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Source: The Garnet Umbreon has spoken.
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