Yep.
P.S.: I'm going dark... with a splash of comic relief.
*at Garnet Canyon*
Ganetto: I'm finally free of that prison.
Albert (his butler): How was prison, sir?
Ganetto: Do you wanna know what happened to me prison? ;|
Albert: No sir?
Ganetto: I need to get back at those Aura Warriors for what they did. But how?
*Jeopardy song*
Ganetto: Ah ha! Bring the 5 best villains in here.
Albert: Let me hook up the time machine.
*3 hours later*
Ganetto: Javier Voorn, Mavis Voorn, Violet, Oleg, and Roja. We are going to form our own team, called "Team Garnet Rainbow." *evil laugh*
Albert: And I also brought Janine and Rhett for the job.
Ganetto: Perfect 😈
*at Canyon City High... in the hallway*
Aura: Anyone seen Janine?
Tyler van Berg (me): Nope. *pets Umbreon*
Yuki Ka'Leo: Same. *eats poi bar*
Manuel: *comes with a large ass plate of food* Nope.
Aura: Where did you...?
Mr. Scott: There you are, Marquezo!
*Manuel runs*
Selene: Teacher's lounge. He got it from the teacher's lounge. *eats bruised banana*
Sergio: *walks up* No Janine Walcott. I'm glad that bitch is gone. But this homework is gonna kill me. Fuck my life.
Selene: Ikr? No COD this weekend.
Aura: I did mine throughout the week. Tyler helped me.
Both Selene and Sergio: Lucky bastards.
*explosion, coming from the science wing*
What the hell?
Yuki: The science wing is on fire. *throws Ultra Ball* Ninetales, cool the flames with Blizzard!
*Ninetales freezes the flames solid*
Yuki: The wing's been empty for days. Who would do this?
Keep your eyes peeled. I smell Ganetto.
Sergio: But he's in a maximum security...
I sense him.
Aura: Me too. I sense Violet for some reason.
Ganetto: Guess who? *stands behind the Aura Warriors*
Ganetto? Violet? Javier? Janine? Mavis? Oleg? Rhett? Roja? What's really going on here? Ganetto: Meet Team Garnet Rainbow!
Manuel: Sounds like a special jewelry piece at a jewelry store?
Aura: And why are you doing this?
Janine: We hate you. We want to destroy you and your loyal subjects.
But Violet, Mavis...
Albert: Time machine. I used the time machine to stop the 3 from dying.
Ganetto: Garnet Rainbow, attack!
*throws Poké Ball* Sceptile, Mega Evolve and use Dragon Claw!
Rhett: Hydreigon, use Dragon Pulse! *hits Sceptile pretty hard*
Aura: I got Javier! Aura Blade! *Javier punches Aura in the stomach, knocking her out*
Aura! That's it! *rushes into Javier* Aura Blade!
Mavis: Aura Blade! *slashes me, making me bleed*
Sergio: *turns into his Zoroark forme* Taste my Aura Claws!
Janine: Mismagius, sit this puppy down with Moonblast! *Mismagius fires a pink orb at Sergio*
Ganetto: Leave Tyler and Aura there. The rest of you... on the fucking jet. Now!
*tries to get up but fails* Fuck...
After the jet flies away, Tyler and Aura lay unconscious in their own blood.
Ash: *appears and gasps* I'm too late... Guys, wake up!
We're ok. We're... *tries to get up but loses more blood* Leave me...
Aura: *still unconscious*
Serena: Guys! Where are the others?
They're captives of Team Garnet Rainbow... run by Ganetto.
Ash: That son of a bitch. Get these guys in the Arceus. We're going after them.
Now Team Garnet Rainbow pissed Ash off. Will the villains survive Ash's wrath? Will the Aura Warriors defeat the new supergroup of revived villains? Find out next time!
That was kinda slow... but riveting. Don't you agree? Next up, Part 2!
Republic Pilot: *Flying the Imperial Landing Craft above several mountains*
Heidi: *Watching Colonel Turner look at some books John gave to him. She switches her seat, moving from the left side of the ship to the right*
Colonel Turner: *Looking at the names in the book* Barkley wrote these names?
John: Yes. It's a list of Imperial agents in Coruscant.
Colonel Turner: That Barkley.
John: And Thomas, and Christianson.
Colonel Turner: *Looks at John with a look of amazement* All three of them? Incredible.
John: But not as incredible as the one name on the top of the list.
Colonel Turner:...
John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped next to the station.
Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.
Song: link
John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*
They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to move up.
Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station by two...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Star Wars Fan Fiction
Starring Louis Bodine as John Smith
Sean Bodine as Morris Schaffer
Emma Watson as Mary in
Where Eagles Dare
An Imperial Landing Craft was flying through a planet covered in snow, 18 inches thick.
Also starring Keith Wickham as Colonel Turner and Simon Greenall as Admiral Roland
And Rob Rackstraw as Colonel Kramer
The Landing Craft continued to fly as it was getting towards some mountains.
Tom Kane as General Rosemeyer
Jesse Neighbour...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
The circle comes from the right followed by Wind's name. When they stop, a lightning bolt appears in the circle.
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next...
This has been a CokeTheUmbreon production.
Hello, CokeTheUmbreon fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Today/tonight I'll be doing a Christmas special based on the RP show Pokémon: Aura Warriors.. But only on thing: We have a guest star named Seanthehedgehog!
(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are you doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout you watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before you do that?
Sean: Sure.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant candy cane*
STOP! This is the guest...
continue reading...
(Please note: I asked him.)
Sean: Hey, everybody!
Sonic: He's on TV!
CokeTheUmbreon: What are you doin' for the holidays?
Sean: Stopping Robotnik and his army of Nazis.
Coke: How bout you watch this Pokémon: Aura Warriors special before you do that?
Sean: Sure.
Just for kicks.
Manuel: I'm back and... WHAT THE FUCK?! *tries to beat Sean with giant candy cane*
STOP! This is the guest...
