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posted by kndluva
Operation: H.O.S.T.O.G.E.

H.orrible
O.rder
S.ecretly
T.akes
O.ver
G.ymnasium
E.vily


Megan entered the gymnasiun. It reeked of sweat and Axe Body Spray. Limp red and pink streamers were hung acrost the bleachers. Large wilted paper hearts hung on the walls. Luke warm cherry Kool-Aid in a punch bowl and half baked cookies in the shapes of L, O, V, and E. were on plates atop a lace covered red card table. A Taylor Swift love song driffted from the P.A. system. It was your basic Middle School Valentines Day dance. Girls were clustered in groups on one side of the gym. Boys littered the other side. Megan straightend her denim skirt, then her pink T-shirt. She adjusted her pink headband, then retided, than double tied her plae yellow sneakers. Anything to keep her from dying of boredom. It was a yawn-athon. A snooze-fest. A total bored a palooza. Megan thought of the perfect and most used exscuce in human history.
"Um, guys," she started while turning to her friends. "I'm going to get some fresh air."
On the way out the door, Megan grabbed her dark blue sports jacket, for Ohio winters can get below 0 degrees. When she got outside, she started thinking about missons. Her dumb Sector said she was working too hard. She needed to go out. Eating brocoli was better than this place. Well, almost. But if one more person asked if shewas Team Edward or Team Jacob, she was going to...wait, what was that? She heard someone drop somthing inside. Then, a sound of a window breaking rung out. Sombody screamed. Megan light footedly tip toed to the window. Teenagers! And not the good kind. Kids had been rounded up in groups of 5 or so, all being held at gun point. The limited non-13 or under cover teen operatives were stripped of all weapons. They were all completely defenseless.
Standing in the middle of the pandamonium (Which strangely has nothing to do with Pandas) was Cree. Megan gassped and reached for her C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device. She dialed Moon Base and started to yammer in her credentials.
"This is Numbuh 1000, Sector Q, 2x4 Technology officer and advisor! We have a Leval 10 teen provoked hostage situation! We have a Code Black, I repeat Code Black!" Then suddenly, all went silent.
''NO!!! You cant make me!!!!!'' Kacey shouted.
''Its too horrible to even try!!'' hoagie joined in.
it had been 3 days since the first incident, and so far numbahs 3,4, and 5 had disappeared without a trace! Now, it all lay on what they had found in Mushi's cell. It waas evidence, but it was unspeakable. It was horrifyingly dangerous. It was ...................................................Rainbow Monkey Super Happy Fun Time Party Palace.
Numbuh 7 shuddered.
''Come on! Don't you want to save your cousin?'' Pleaded Kiki.
''Well.............''Kacey sighed uncertainly. ''OK, but I you tell anyone...
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"What on Earth were you guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life boat over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. hey ran down to their cabin and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life boat #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki said pointing upward....
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Even though Kacey had called "Battle Stations", nobody moved.
"YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHI-!"
Kacey quickly covered Kiki's mouth.
"You're NOT screwing this up again!," she angrily whispered, "Lemme see if I can talk this out."
She cleared her throat, and (as much as she hated it) smiled and sweetly asked: "Hi, Count! How are you on this beautifully Rainbow-Monkey-tastic day?"
He smiled, folded his hands, batted his eyelashes (LOL) and responded: "I'm just absolutely fantastically awesome!". He then frowned, glared at Wally and Kiki (who had nervous smiles on their faces, one hand behind their back, and...
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"OH MY GOSH!!!!" kuki was screaming repetitively she ran into the 'GIANT TV ROOM' where she found numbuhs 2,4,5,7 and megan and kiki watching Yipper except for kiki and megan who were fighting over the remote turning the thing on mute, full volume ,they had to have gotten 4 complaint phone calls from kaceys cell phone especially since they unknowingly were fighting over the radio remote rather than the one that mattered "GUYS!!!!" if kuki wants somthing shell get it one way or another mostly by yelling they were all rabbling saying 'sheesh' or 'man that girl has a voice' or something like that...
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Abby did a facepalm. Kacey and Wally were playing "Rapid Racers" (since, unfortunatly, all of the games there are either rated "EC" or "E" and there was no way in H-E-double Pocky sticks they were playing "Rainbow Monkey's Perfect-est Picnic Ever") and were at each others throats. Kacey was in 2nd place and it was the last lap of the race. Wally was gloating about being in 1st place. Kacey got a wicked smile on her face and pressed the "B" button, causing her to speed ahead of Wally and come in 1st place. She jumped on top her chair.
"YES! YES! YES! YES! YOU LOSE!" she did a little dance....until...
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"I wanna play 'Rainbow Monkeys'!" Mushi whined.
"I wanna go to the park!" Tommy cried.
"I want a balloon!" Val barked.
"Ah Bah Bah Bah Bah!" Joey babbled.
Kiki panicked a little. She never had been bombarded with complaints like that.
She fiddled with her fingers.
"Ok, guys. One at a time! Hmm....Mushi, Kuki won't let me touch her Monkeys without permission..."
Mushi threw herself on the floor and threw a tantrum. Val rolled her eyes; she could be a bit of a baby, but not THAT much of one.
"Tommy, It's too dark to go to the park..."
He crossed his arms and pouted.
"Val, Like I said, it's too dark to...
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Everyone gasped.
"You mean he....?" Kuki started
"With the kids....?" Wally quivered
"And the 'SMACK! SMACK! SMACK!' and the 'BAD! BAD! BAD!'?" Kacey shuddered.
Kiki shook her head. "Worse! He....are you ready for this?"
Everyone hesistated, but nodded.
"....laughed."
Everyone's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates.
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"You heard me!":


"He laughed! Not evilly, though...it was more of a HAPPY laugh. We were all shocked.
'You got me! You actually got me! For a bunch of misbehaving 5th graders, you guys are REALLY smart!'
We all hesitated, but laughed along with him. Then the happy 'you got...
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"Ugh! Anymore Ice Cream and I'll explode. You'll have to hose me off the walls." Kacey said. Her wallet was empty. (Except for her Library Card, Knott's Berry Farm Card, I.D. Card etc.) They had eaten tons of Ice Cream. Wally and Kuki had passed out a while ago, Megan and Kiki were on the edge of passing out, and Hoagie and Abby were still going strong. Kacey reached for Toby, but he had laid on his stomach covered in Vanilla Ice Cream. (He couldn't have anything with Chocolate, if you know anything about Dogs)
"Hey, we should... y'know.... go to sleep..." Kiki said rolling onto the floor....
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Wally, Kiki, and the newly "vampirafied" Valentina and Minerva emerged from the ferris wheel. All 4 were about to take to the skies when Kiki's KN-communicator went off. It was Numbuh 362.
"Where are you guys?! It's the Talent Show/Karaoke contest tonight, remember?! You guys are supposed to be performing tonight!"
Kiki smacked her forehead.
"CRAP! I forgot! When do we go on again?"
"5 minutes! You guys better get up here ASAP!"
"Ummmmm....sure! We'll be there soon." She hung up.
"Guys, forget about goin' and punishing kids. We've GOT to get to the Skyline. FAST."
Val spoke up, "Won't my daddy be...
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"KACEY!" Wally screamed. "Where's my bag? I NEED MY BAG!" Kuki looked at Wally weird. Abby thought nothing of it. Wally kept reaching down for his bag that wasn't there.
Kacey tried her best to calm him down. "Wally! Calm down, maybe you didn't zi-"
"WHO CARES THAT I DIDN'T ZIP IT UP?" He yelled. "I NEED MY BAG!" The Clown came over. He had and angry look on his face.
"You children need to leave now!" The clown said motioning them to get off. "The next kids are coming and I need you all to move along!" Wally freaked out and hid behind Kacey.
"Listen you fag, my cousin here lost his back pack...
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Source: Me!
It was a happy day for all of the KND. Not because it was Numbuh 362's big birthday bash (that wasn't for another 3 months). Not because they had finally defeated the Delightful Children once and for all (not by a long shot). It was the day of the Cadets Next Door graduation ceremony. Kacey (Numbuh 7) and Megan (Numbuh 1000) impaitently waited for the ceremony to wrap up. With great ceremonies comes a great after-party...well, that AND Megan felt she should apoligize to her little sister for embarassing her during her induction (When she was called up to the code module, Megan began cheering:...
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Kacey and Kiki panicked as all of the little ones bawled. They tried everything; funny faces, begging, and even crying WITH them. Kacey snapped her fingers as the other 5 wailed. She reached into Joey's bag and pulled out a handful of binkies. She stuck one in every mouth, including Kiki's. Everyone immediatly calmed down.
Kiki took the binky out of her mouth.
"You DO know that's this is only a temporary fix, right?" she asked.
"Duh. Now, if memory serves me correctly, we've got exactly 3 minutes til Joey pulls it out of his mouth and tosses it at the nearest person. Quick, go grab some flashlights...
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While Kacey was being given an offer she couldn't afford to refuse, all the other girls- well, MOST of the other girls- were fooling around with her stuff. Abby was listening to her iPod, and Kiki was asleep. Thankfully, they were smart enough to not bug her. Waking her up, as they learned early on, would be catastrophic.
"HIDE-AND-SEEK TIME!" Minerva called out. Val and Megan took off in a flash. As Minerva counted, Maddy and Kuki struggled to find a place to hide. She was nearing 20, so they dashed into Kacey's closet, and slammed the door shut. Minerva smiled. She knew exactly where the...
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Once again Wally was stuck in class. While the kids were at recess, Mrs. Wann graded the papers. Wally got a -7.
"How would I get a -7?" Wally had asked.
"Because you doodled instead of doing the work." Mrs. Wann had told him.
So, here he was sitting in his desk. Instead of doing the group activity in Writing, he was counting dots on the ceiling. Every 26 dots he would re- count a dot and then think: "Oh! Didn't I count that one already?" and would lose count, and had to start over again.
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The last bell of the day rang.
Kacey...
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Wally slouched in his desk. Boooooring. Math had to be the worst class in the 5th grade. Mrs. Wann was his math teacher. And his homeroom teacher. They had Math every day before lunch. That's why Wally looked forward to lunch every day. To get outta Math. Kuki sat next to him. She was having a hard time with the 5 problems they were assigned to do. Wally hadn't even done a single problem. He knew they were just gonna check over the answers anyway. Why bother? Hoagie and Abby had finished awhile ago. Wally decided to doodle. It came close to 11:15. Lunch time. Kacey was lucky. She had lunch...
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added by kndkid96
Source: Me!