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posted by kndluva
Operation: H.O.S.T.O.G.E.

H.orrible
O.rder
S.ecretly
T.akes
O.ver
G.ymnasium
E.vily


Megan entered the gymnasiun. It reeked of sweat and Axe Body Spray. Limp red and pink streamers were hung acrost the bleachers. Large wilted paper hearts hung on the walls. Luke warm cherry Kool-Aid in a punch bowl and half baked cookies in the shapes of L, O, V, and E. were on plates atop a lace covered red card table. A Taylor Swift love song driffted from the P.A. system. It was your basic Middle School Valentines Day dance. Girls were clustered in groups on one side of the gym. Boys littered the other side. Megan straightend her denim skirt, then her pink T-shirt. She adjusted her pink headband, then retided, than double tied her plae yellow sneakers. Anything to keep her from dying of boredom. It was a yawn-athon. A snooze-fest. A total bored a palooza. Megan thought of the perfect and most used exscuce in human history.
"Um, guys," she started while turning to her friends. "I'm going to get some fresh air."
On the way out the door, Megan grabbed her dark blue sports jacket, for Ohio winters can get below 0 degrees. When she got outside, she started thinking about missons. Her dumb Sector said she was working too hard. She needed to go out. Eating brocoli was better than this place. Well, almost. But if one more person asked if shewas Team Edward or Team Jacob, she was going to...wait, what was that? She heard someone drop somthing inside. Then, a sound of a window breaking rung out. Sombody screamed. Megan light footedly tip toed to the window. Teenagers! And not the good kind. Kids had been rounded up in groups of 5 or so, all being held at gun point. The limited non-13 or under cover teen operatives were stripped of all weapons. They were all completely defenseless.
Standing in the middle of the pandamonium (Which strangely has nothing to do with Pandas) was Cree. Megan gassped and reached for her C.O.M.U.N.I.C.A.T.I.A.N. device. She dialed Moon Base and started to yammer in her credentials.
"This is Numbuh 1000, Sector Q, 2x4 Technology officer and advisor! We have a Leval 10 teen provoked hostage situation! We have a Code Black, I repeat Code Black!" Then suddenly, all went silent.
Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and by the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She said pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...
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~~~~~Flashes to KND symbol,now at sector v~~~~~~~~

    Later on, the kids were back at the tree house. Numbuh four was ripping on numbuh 2 so hard it was almost funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was so funny! You go to talk to 'er an you fall flat on yer face!, Numbuh four was saying through loud laughter. At least she laughed! , numbuh three put in helpfully. Man, numbuh five thinks you really need to check if your shoelaces are tied more often! Numbuh five put in with a small shrug. Numbuh twos face was beet red. It had been the worst recess of his life. Numbuh one...
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As soon as the bell rang Kacey picked up her back-pack and shot out the door. But before she made it all the way, her shirt was grabbed. It was Mr. Hart.
"I didn't clog the toilets! I swear!" Kacey yelled as the other kids walked out.
"No, no, you're not in troub- Wait, what?!" Mr. Hart said. Kacey laughed as if it was funny.
"Never Mind, what were you saying?" Kacey said. Mr. Hart cleared his throat and continued.
"You're one of those KND thingies, right?" Mr. Hart asked. Kacey gave him a weird look.
"Ya....." She replied.
"Good, cuz those two guys have stickers on their butts saying: Property...
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Everyone in Sector V (well, ALMOST everyone) was sleep-deprived and grumpy the next morning. Why? Well:
-Abby gave up her bed to Kacey after she got locked out of her room, so she ended up sleeping in the mission prep room.
-Valentina got scared in the middle of the night and went to get Wally to find out what the noise coming from down the hall was.
-Wally went to wake up Hoagie because HE got scared. The noise turned out to be one of the hamster's wheels were squeaking. So he had to spend the rest of the night oiling the wheels.
-Val got scared AGAIN and went into Kuki's bed for comfort. Little...
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It was about four days before Christmas and Kacey, (a.k.a. Numbuh 7) was busy decorating the Sector V tree house. Her small Golden Retriever puppy, Toby, was handing her ornaments to put on the Christmas Tree with his mouth. Toby was wagging his tail violently. A sign of happiness. Kacey's Australian cousin Wally (a.k.a. Numbuh 4) walked in. He didn't look too happy.
"What's up, Wally?" Kacey asked in a generous tone while grabbing another ornament from Toby. Wally grumbled to himself before answering her question.
"N- Nothing. I'm fine." He quickly shed away a few tears. Toby whined and...
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"uhhhh numbuh 2?" "yeah?" "you should start going up to your room and locking all doors" kuki was pretty sure wally was gonna eat him and cough up the goggles "um i agree" megan was now pushing him up the stairs but nobody even looked at wally they just assumed that he was pissed by this time hoagie was up in his room but megan was in the locked in that room with hoagie "soo what'cha wanna do?" hoagie raised one eye brow and did that little purr thing. megan ran to the bathroom, barfed and was holding her stomach running out of the room but... back to the story line wally was listening to his...
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Kuki was the first to dart out the doors after Kiki screamed.
"What happened?" She asked.
"Who do you punks think you are?" Kiki yelled. Three boys who looked about Kacey's age, were throwing rocks at a ferret.
Everyone else piled outside.
"This dumb ferret was making a weird noise and we're fixing it." The tallest boy said.
"Ferrets are supposed to make that noise, Smart One!" Kiki yelled. Kacey got wide-eyed.
"What are you guys doing?" She asked.
"Oh, hi Kacey." The tall boy said.
"You know these buttmunches?" Kiki asked.
"Yup. Brandon, Thomas, and Kendall." Kacey said. (These guys are not...
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"OW!"
Wally grabbed his side and whimpered. Whatever this pain was, it did NOT feel good. He went downstairs, only to see his cousin and her best friend (best GIRL actually. Her best friend is a guy) fight.
"I KEEP TELLING YOU! DOGS DO NOT TALK!" Kacey yelled.
"And how do you know? Have you ever HEARD one?" Kiki asked. Kacey facepalmed, and she plopped on the couch. She decided to text Raleigh, her 4th best friend.
"Guys?" Wally asked. "My side really hurts."
"Then go to the bathroom!" Kiki yelled. Wally snarled.
"My OTHER side." He said.
"Hm?" Kacey asked. She poked her head up. "How bad?"
"VERY....
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Now, before we go on with our story, there is a different story that needs to be told. On Megans Birth day, do you remember when Wally read Numbuh 1000's diary? That day he found out several things. Things he never told ANYONE, because Megan was one of his cousins best-freinds. Plus, she would hurt him if he spilled anything. Now, he kept those secrets for several months. That was a record for him. Besides him and Kuki...you know. But, *sigh* , secrets are hard to keep when you have the attention span of a gold-fish.

"GET ME OUTA HERE!!!!!!!" numbuh 5 screamed at the top of her lungs.
"We're...
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There was a ton of work to be done before ANYONE could play outside. The Smiths had a wonderful backyard. Kacey couldn't wait to play tackle football with Jay and Wally. It would be pandemonium for the boys, and fun for Kacey. But since there's a ton of wind, EVERYONE had to do shovel work.
"It's not our fricken house. Why should we do work?" Wally complained.
"Because!" Jay shouted. "My Mom said because you broke my RC Car you have to do work." Wally looked at him weird.
"You're an idiot." Wally said. "You still have to do work too." Jay stuck out his tongue and worked. Kacey was done in...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's Rainbow Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...
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Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...
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Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....
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Kuki broke the boys apart before the manager of the Movie theatre would. Kiki hushed and everyone in the back row watched quietly.
"What do you want, Sand Face?" Wally asked.
"Well, I'm here to reclaim Kuki as my wife." Sandy said. He lifted his eyebrow and smiled at Kuki.
"Reclaim me all you want, but I'll NEVER marry YOU!" Kuki screamed. Kiki squealed like a fangirl again and Kacey hushed her.
"Shh! I wanna watch." Kacey said. She pulled a Gatorade out of her pocket and watched.
"After what your sister did to me...." Sandy began. "SHE BROKE MY HEART!" Sandy pointed at Wally. "For him."...
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"Come OOOOOOOOOOON!" whined an 11-year-old from somewhere in the really big crowd surrounding the Dance Dance Rainbow-lution machine. Kiki had been on the machine for at least an hour and a half dancing. Some songs she did horribly on, and others, she passed with flying colors. When he song ended, she had Wally hand her her drink. Everyone leaned in, awaiting to see if she was done. Kiki handed her drink back to Wally, and put in another token. Everyone groaned.
"YOU'VE BEEN DOING THAT FOR A BUHMILLION HOURS!" yelled a 10-year-old, "LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE A TURN!!"
Wally looked over at the kid,...
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"Do we have to go hunting?" Kuki asked. She was being dragged along with the rest of Sector V while out hunting. (It was Wally's idea)
"Oh, come on, Kuki!" Wally yelled. "Hunting ducks and deer is always a pleasure!"
"How can killing animals be a pleasure?" Kuki asked.
"It's hard to explain but it's FUN!" Wally argued.
"WILL Y'ALL SHUT UP?" Abby hollered. "Numbuh 5 is trying to concentrate on this Rain Forest music to distract her from the sound of animals!"Kuki and Wally just argued with her. Kacey couldn't take it anymore.
"ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She yelled. Everyone was quiet. "If you stop...
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