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Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There you are!", said Kacey, "Now, did you grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't you do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200 vision! Make with the helping. NOW!"
Kacey growled. She REALLY wanted to smack Kiki like there was no tommorow, but she couldn't. Kiki was one of her best friends.....just one with a really bad temper.
Kiki kicked the door open and made her way up the stairs. When she reached the entrance of Taylor's room, she let out a shrill squeal.
Kacey bolted up the stairs to see what she squealed about.
"Oh my God! It's Bela Lugosi!"
She did another facepalm.
"Put on your glasses!"
She did as she was told. Sadly, it WASN'T Bela, it was Val...though the resemblance was really close.
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"Vay to go, nimrod, now they know where they are."
Val hissed and snapped her cape in recoil.
"Vhat are YOU two doing here?!" she demanded.
"Getting ready to kick your butt, Nosfera-Twerp!" Kiki relpied snotilly.
The others laughed.
"You? Defeat us? HA! Vhat are you gonna do, TATTLE?" Val scoffed.
Kiki looked at Kacey.
"Oh no. MUCH worse. Kacey, care to do the honors?"
"I vould be honored." She raised her hand and charged towards Val....who then grabbed it in mid-air.
"Do NOT test me." she hissed.
"I can test whoever I want!" Kacey hissed back.
Val moved her hand in the same hypnotic fashion that she used on Taylor earlier.
Kacey used HER hand to do something horrible: smack Val across the face. HARD.
"OW!!!" she yelped in her normal voice. Kiki jumped back. Not just at the sound, but at Val's reaction.
"Get her, Kiki!" Kacey ordered. She let out a battle cry and charged towards everyone. Val caught her collar, and leaned her neck forward.
Kiki kicked her in the gut, though she felt a little remorsful afterwards. She then got Val in a headlock.
"Get her, Kacey!"
Val shrieked as Kacey gave her what Kiki deserved more. Everyone, including Kiki, shut their eyes. After 4 minutes, Kacey ordered Kiki to let her go. Val bawled like a baby and gingerly rubbed her backside.
"You big meanie!" she whined.
Kacey turned to the others, hands behind their backs.
"Now, unless you guys vant to be spanked til your bottoms are vermillion, you vill do vhat I say. Got it?"
Everyone nodded, except for Wally.
"No! You're bad enough bossing us around when you're normal!"
She raised her hand high into the air.
He shook like a leaf.
"Ok ok ok ok ok! We'll help!"
Kacey smiled.
"Now, take us to vhere you guys got transformed."
~~~~~Flashes to KND symbol,now at sector v~~~~~~~~

    Later on, the kids were back at the tree house. Numbuh four was ripping on numbuh 2 so hard it was almost funny. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Man, that was so funny! You go to talk to 'er an you fall flat on yer face!, Numbuh four was saying through loud laughter. At least she laughed! , numbuh three put in helpfully. Man, numbuh five thinks you really need to check if your shoelaces are tied more often! Numbuh five put in with a small shrug. Numbuh twos face was beet red. It had been the worst recess of his life. Numbuh one...
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added by taismo723
As soon as the bell rang Kacey picked up her back-pack and shot out the door. But before she made it all the way, her shirt was grabbed. It was Mr. Hart.
"I didn't clog the toilets! I swear!" Kacey yelled as the other kids walked out.
"No, no, you're not in troub- Wait, what?!" Mr. Hart said. Kacey laughed as if it was funny.
"Never Mind, what were you saying?" Kacey said. Mr. Hart cleared his throat and continued.
"You're one of those KND thingies, right?" Mr. Hart asked. Kacey gave him a weird look.
"Ya....." She replied.
"Good, cuz those two guys have stickers on their butts saying: Property...
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Everyone in Sector V (well, ALMOST everyone) was sleep-deprived and grumpy the next morning. Why? Well:
-Abby gave up her bed to Kacey after she got locked out of her room, so she ended up sleeping in the mission prep room.
-Valentina got scared in the middle of the night and went to get Wally to find out what the noise coming from down the hall was.
-Wally went to wake up Hoagie because HE got scared. The noise turned out to be one of the hamster's wheels were squeaking. So he had to spend the rest of the night oiling the wheels.
-Val got scared AGAIN and went into Kuki's bed for comfort. Little...
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It was about four days before Christmas and Kacey, (a.k.a. Numbuh 7) was busy decorating the Sector V tree house. Her small Golden Retriever puppy, Toby, was handing her ornaments to put on the Christmas Tree with his mouth. Toby was wagging his tail violently. A sign of happiness. Kacey's Australian cousin Wally (a.k.a. Numbuh 4) walked in. He didn't look too happy.
"What's up, Wally?" Kacey asked in a generous tone while grabbing another ornament from Toby. Wally grumbled to himself before answering her question.
"N- Nothing. I'm fine." He quickly shed away a few tears. Toby whined and...
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Halloween night. The best night. Or the worst, if you are in sectors V and Q. Luck does not run deep on All Hallows Eve for the KND.

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"Swishy, swishy, swishy, swishy!" Megan tittered, flouncing her skirt.
"Will you stop that?!?!" Kacey screached while putting the finishing touches on her Jawa outfit.
"Fine." Megan sighed, tying her red hood on tight.

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    They all gathered outside...
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"Yes! It's mine! It's all mine!" Marco exclaimed. He danced around happily. Mariah sighed.
"Sir, they're just kids." Mariah said.
"That's exactly why I extracted the Quantonium!" Marco yelped. "How can we allow a bunch of kids running around the world with Quantonium in their grasp? Exactly!"
Mariah sighed again. The kids looked tired. They just had one of the most powerful substances extracted from their bodies. She opened the chamber.
"You're free to go." Mariah said. "I hope you had a wonderful visit." Kacey was ready to give Mariah the finger. Kiki put her hand down. They left the ship's...
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(from left to right)  Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
"You're kidding." Kacey sounded shocked.
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't you have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the street because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":



"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced...
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"Uh... Um...." Wally stammered. "....My Yipper Cards?" Wally said nervously. Kacey looked at him weird. Wally could always replace his Yipper Cards. The Rainbow Monkey he could not.
"Dude, I have thousands of Yipper Cards at home. Just forget about it." Kacey said. Wally smiled. Megan sat down and she and Kiki began talking. Kuki decided to go play some Carnival Games.
"Hey, Wally, I'm gonna go play a couple of Carnival Games and see how many Rainbow Monkeys I can win! Wanna come?" Kuki asked generously. Wally just shook his head. He was still depressed. Kuki just skipped off. Then, she accidentally...
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About an hour-and-a-half later, Sector V and Numbuh 8 came back. A couple operatives(specifically Wally and Kiki) winced every step of the way into the treehouse. When the elevator doors opened, just about everyone's jaws dropped. Blueprints for future operations were scattered everywhere (some of them ripped), weapons were thrown everywhere (some broken), and some of Numbuh 3's Rainbow Monkeys were damaged. Kuki let out a shrill shriek of terror when she found one of her monkeys had a big hole in the belly. Everyone was seething, "NUMBUH 244 AND NUMBUH 245!!!! GET DOWN HERE NOW!!!!!!!".
Both...
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Back at the Sector V treehouse, Hoagie and Wally were playing a videogame (typical), Kuki was playing with her Rainbow Monkeys (EXTREMELY typical), Abby was reading, and Kiki was trying to sleep her sugar hangover off...but it was pretty hard since...well, it WAS Sector V after all. The elevator bell dinged. "KACEY'S HOME!!!", Kuki shrieked, "What'd you bring me? What'd you bring me?!" Kiki covered her ears, "Not so loud!" she whined.
"Um....a surprise...." she answered, nervously.
Kuki jumped up and down, "Oooooh! What is it? A pony? A kitten? A ferret?". Kiki shot up. "Numbuh 7 brought a...
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Wally woke up. He looked around. His room, the biggest of them all, was empty except for a pillow, a blanket and himself. He managed to get up and walk into the Living Room. Everyone else was dressed and ready. The doorbell rang. It was Numbuh 8. She smiled. Then frowned at Wally. Kuki was wearing something strange. A Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey T-Shirt. A Clown Baseball Cap and had her Clowin' Around Rainbow Monkey in hand.
"Why are you all dressed? It's Saturday. No mission day." Wally said. His cousin Kacey wasn't amused.
"Wally, the carnival's in town. We're going. Today. On Saturday....
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The rest of Sector V cowered in their room. 15 minutes after a series of screams nearly shattered their eardrums, Kacey finally broke the silence and released her death grip on Abby.
"Ok guys, we can't sit here and do nothing! We're KND operatives! Are we gonna chicken out?"
Hoagie whimpered, "Yes!". Abby rolled her eyes.
"Anybody know how many kids are left?"
Abby thought for a minute, computing numbers in her head. She then held up 3 fingers.
"You, me, and Mr. Scaredy-Cat over here." Hoagie sat in the corner sucking his thumb.
Kacey shuddered. She then heard some very loud music coming from somewhere...
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"What on Earth were you guys doing in a closet?" Numbuh 5 asked after being tackled.
"Dumb fangirls trapped us." Wally said. Everyone nodded. Abby sighed.
"Alright, this ship is causing too much trouble. We're getting off." Numbuh 5 said. Everyone was puzzled.
"See that life boat over there?" Abby asked. Everyone let out "OH!!"s. hey ran down to their cabin and packed all of their stuff. They quickly hopped in life boat #7. Kiki lowered it down to the water, then cut the ropes. They were free from the cruise boat.
"Hooray! Stupid fangirls are stuck on that ship!" Kuki said pointing upward....
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posted by amy23000
"so when is any time YOU want?" "i don't know any time i want now go to bed" "go to bed?! we'll get like 2 minutes of sleep!" numbuh 4 tried not to yell but he was loud enough to where numbuh 5 could here him "WOULD YALL KEEP IT DOWN?! numbuh 5 needs her beauty sleep" she started to walk out of his room numbuh 3 was still hiding under his pillow "wait numbuh 3 what are you doin in numbuh 4's room at this time of night!?" "uhh numbuh 3 isn't in here what are you talking about? your tired go back to sleep heh heh" he said pushing her out of the room "go to sleep?! I'll get like 2 minutes of sleep!"...
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added by kndkid96
Source: Me!
There was a knock on the door of the Sector V treehouse the next morning. When Kacey opened it, there stood a very happy and energized Valentina....and an extremley cranky and exhausted Kiki. Val skipped off, giggling. Kiki stood in the door way. growling.
"Well, good morning Dracula! What happened to you?" Kacey asked.
Kiki walked in. "DON'T get me started! That little monster kept me up all night!"


Here's what happened: The trouble started once they got back to the treehouse. "I want some apple juice." Val said.
"We don't HAVE any apple juice." Kiki told her.
Val threw herself on the floor and...
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"now class we have a newish student do all of you remember jimmy?" ms. Thompson said "yes" the whole class said at the same time kinda like the delightful dorks "well lets all give him a 'welcome back welcoming welcome'" ms. Thompson said she obviously had to much coffee this morning "well i'm pleased to be back in such a wonderful class" Jimmy said or should i say mr. kiss-up he always got on the good side of teachers no matter how mean, weird, cruel, creepy or all the things combined he still would ALWAYS make them think he was the awesomest kid in the world (surprised none of the delightful...
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posted by amy23000
it was a normal day at school for the 5 operatives when the bell for lunch when Kuki shouts "YAY LUNCH!" "I know today they're serving pudding" Hoagie says practically drooling a the thought of pudding "well we'd better hurry up" Abby says hoping not to get stuck with what every body else doesn't eat which they usually do end up having everybody started running because of the thought of getting ANOTHER day of other peoples scraps including the weird hamburgers but instead of a patty was a weird looking thing that looked like a squid "we're almost there!" says Wally so close he almost hits the...
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