Codename: Kids Next Door Club
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Kiki slowly stomped down the block; half asleep, still in her pajamas, and glasses clipped onto her shirt.
"There you are!", said Kacey, "Now, did you grab the monster fighting kits?"
Kiki dug through her backpack.
"I've got your S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R, my G.U.M.Z.O.O.K.A., and Hoagie's V.L.A.M.P.P. Will that work?"
Kacey did a facepalm.
"It's the best I could come up with on short notice. LIVE WITH IT!" she growled.
Kacey snarled back. Kiki backed off a little bit.
"Now, do me a favor, and lead me to the front door, k?" She asked semi-sweetly.
"Why? Can't you do that yourself?"
"Hello! I'm the one with 20/200 vision! Make with the helping. NOW!"
Kacey growled. She REALLY wanted to smack Kiki like there was no tommorow, but she couldn't. Kiki was one of her best friends.....just one with a really bad temper.
Kiki kicked the door open and made her way up the stairs. When she reached the entrance of Taylor's room, she let out a shrill squeal.
Kacey bolted up the stairs to see what she squealed about.
"Oh my God! It's Bela Lugosi!"
She did another facepalm.
"Put on your glasses!"
She did as she was told. Sadly, it WASN'T Bela, it was Val...though the resemblance was really close.
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"Vay to go, nimrod, now they know where they are."
Val hissed and snapped her cape in recoil.
"Vhat are YOU two doing here?!" she demanded.
"Getting ready to kick your butt, Nosfera-Twerp!" Kiki relpied snotilly.
The others laughed.
"You? Defeat us? HA! Vhat are you gonna do, TATTLE?" Val scoffed.
Kiki looked at Kacey.
"Oh no. MUCH worse. Kacey, care to do the honors?"
"I vould be honored." She raised her hand and charged towards Val....who then grabbed it in mid-air.
"Do NOT test me." she hissed.
"I can test whoever I want!" Kacey hissed back.
Val moved her hand in the same hypnotic fashion that she used on Taylor earlier.
Kacey used HER hand to do something horrible: smack Val across the face. HARD.
"OW!!!" she yelped in her normal voice. Kiki jumped back. Not just at the sound, but at Val's reaction.
"Get her, Kiki!" Kacey ordered. She let out a battle cry and charged towards everyone. Val caught her collar, and leaned her neck forward.
Kiki kicked her in the gut, though she felt a little remorsful afterwards. She then got Val in a headlock.
"Get her, Kacey!"
Val shrieked as Kacey gave her what Kiki deserved more. Everyone, including Kiki, shut their eyes. After 4 minutes, Kacey ordered Kiki to let her go. Val bawled like a baby and gingerly rubbed her backside.
"You big meanie!" she whined.
Kacey turned to the others, hands behind their backs.
"Now, unless you guys vant to be spanked til your bottoms are vermillion, you vill do vhat I say. Got it?"
Everyone nodded, except for Wally.
"No! You're bad enough bossing us around when you're normal!"
She raised her hand high into the air.
He shook like a leaf.
"Ok ok ok ok ok! We'll help!"
Kacey smiled.
"Now, take us to vhere you guys got transformed."
''Numbuh Fives gonna go check it out!'' Abby announced.
Her proclamation went completely unheard over the sounds of the children's eating, and Numbuh 1000s failed attempts to calm them.
Wit a sigh, she hoisted herself of her chair and borrowed numbuh 3s T.H.U.M.P.E.R. .

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    ''Strange.'' numbuh 5 whispered. Below the broken window lay, obviously, shards of glass and pieces of wood, but weirdly, a stray piece of purple/pink cloth lay among the rubble. That cloth looked familiar. A creak sounded behind her. ''Uh-oh''...
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Everyone found their rooms and began settling in. (Luckily, they were all placed close together.) Kiki and Kuki were especially happy because they got the room with the bunk beds...that, and they got to share the room with Kacey and Wally (Considering who she has to deal with, Poor Kacey!). Megan ended up sharing a room with Abby and Hoagie (Poor Megan!). Minerva, Maddy, and Val got to have their own room; which meant they could act up as much as they wanted without getting yelled at. Kiki emerged from the bathroom in her bathing suit.
"You guys ready to go to the water park?"
Kuki and Kacey...
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it was luch time at setor vs tree house and megan and kiki were comming over and bringing the food "man i starved!" numbuh 3 said holding her stomach she surprisingly pigs out if shes hungery enough and completely forgets about the forks and spoons "hey guys" numbuh 8 said holding a pan of chicken and numbuh 1000 was standing next to her with a pan of tater tots and french fries "sorry we're late" megan said "you not la-" kacey started to say but she got distracted by numbuh 2 and 3 jumping for the chicken and numbuh 4 jumping for the fries he didn't really want the tater tots but what he grabbed...
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4.
4 hours.
The flight was only 4 hours. It was the worst 4 hours of Kacey's life. Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 8 were arguing. Rainbow Monkeys this. Rainbow Monkeys that. She also got motion-sickness. When the plane landed, Kacey yelled "Hallelujah!" and dashed off with her back pack and her Toby's carrier. The rest followed. They met up with her at the baggage claim. When they collected their bags they went outside.
"Good, God!" Numbuh 4 yelled. "It's so humid! I MISS dry heat." Kacey slapped him. She'd been to Miami numerous times. She was used to it.
"TAXI!" yelled Kiki. City life. Kiki's style....
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Wally woke up in a strange room. Luckily, he wasn’t tied up in a chair in an Airplane Hangar. He thanked his lucky stars there weren’t any clowns involved. But what he got was much, much worse.
“Hi!” A girl screamed. Numbuh 4 looked around. It was Cassy.
“Where am I and why have you kidnapped me?” Wally yelled getting up.
“Well, we’re Numbuh 4 fans of course!” Sara said popping her head from behind Cassy.
“Yeah! And you’re in our special lair!” Anne yelled from behind Sara. The 3 girls picked up Wally and carried him to a different room. He struggled almost breaking...
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“Wow!” Numbuh 4 exclaimed. “I can’t believe we beat those losers up for the 2nd time in a row!” Sector V had just finished retrieving Toby from Richard, Mitchell, and Valerie Bloohmehnoze. Kacey held Toby and snuggled him and stroked his fur. Kuki reached over and pet him. Wally had the urge to tell Kuki something. He walked closer to her. But immediately moved back. Just then, 3 suspiciously looking girls with 4’s and hearts all over their shirts came out of nowhere. Kacey recognized the girls. She handed Toby to Numbuh 4.
“What are YOU creeps doing here?” She asked. The girl...
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''Alright fellas bring it just a tad closer!'' Shouted numbuh 3 at a large crane hefting her luggage.
''What is in there?'' Wondered numbuh 8
''Her Rainbow Monkey collection.'' Moaned numbuh 7, slowly shaking her head.
''Impressive!'' Gushed numbuh 2001.
As sector V entered the main hall, a boy jumped out and yelled
''BOO!''
Only numbuh 3 and 2 screamed at the lame prank.
''Numbuh 20,000, come on!'' Numbuh 1000 shrieked , whacking him upside the head.
In a split second, a water balloon hit numbuh 20,000 smack center on his back.
''Nice shot numbuh 69!'' Congratulated numbuh 1000.
''Welcome to our...
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-the worst thing happened ... in the history of Gallagher elementary....-
every body gathered around eggbert egglstein the 4th grade president for a sooper ultra important assembly "we have good news and bad news every body-" he started but his adviser whispered in his ear "oh i mean we only have goodish/badish news depends on how you think of it" the crowd started rambling at each other "quiet quiet" every one kept on talking "SHUT UP!!!" his adviser yelled at the top of his lungs "thank you i am pleased and scared to announce that our old president has - GOTTEN LET OUT OF DETENTION!" the...
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One half-hour later, numbuh 14 was tied to a chair in the Delightful Children's mansion. Obviously, not everything had gone according to plan. She silently cursed herself. One of the first rules she had learned as a cadet was to always have a plan. And a back-up plan, and a back-up plan for the back-up plan. But, the thing was, numbuh 14 never even really had a plan in the first place. Suddenly, the Delightful Children walked into the room, numbuh Fifty by their side. , Why hello Annie, what a pleasant surprise!, numbuh 50 mockingly said, a sick smile on her face. , Hi, traitor!, numbuh 14...
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Though Numbuh 7 had called "Battle Stations", nobody had moved...well, all except Hoagie, who was holding Kiki back from pummeling Wally. "Lemme at 'im! Lemme at 'im!!!" she growled. Wally was about 2 inches from her reach and took the oppurtunity to tease her a bit, despite everyone else's warnings. Hoagie's fingers were sweaty and started to slip....letting Kiki spank Wally at full force. >.< Everyone, except for Kuki, had covered their eyes. Kuki, on the other hand, was laughing. "HA!! He finally got what he deserved!" she roared. Kiki, Hoagie, and the newly "vampirafied" Wally looked...
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It was 1:30 in the morning and all of the female operatives were still up; giggling wildly and occasionally squealing...all except Numbuh 3. Even after several hours, she was still pretty shaken up from the movie. Numbuh 8 stood up and said, "Wanna get a bowl of Rainbow Munchies? That always calms me down." She nodded and started to walk out with Kiki, but stopped at the doorway. "But what if....HE'S out in the hallway?"
"I promise. Nothing is gonna attack you." Kiki reassured, motioning at Numbuh 7 to give her a flashlight. The two girls gulped and slowly made their way down the big hallway....
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''oof!''
''Ow!''
''hey!''
''gimme that!''
Abby made her way through the hectic costume shop, diving, jumping and weaving her way threw frazzled customers, her cowgirl costume hanging limply at one side. It was 1 day until Halloween, and everyone seemed to have lost there minds. With an exasperated gasp, she handed her costume to the cashier.
''That'll be ten fifty.'' The rather bored looking teenage worker said blandly.
Numbuh 5 forked over the money and headed twords the door. Unfortunately, a rather, Ummmmmm, ''big boned'' woman staggered in at the same time. her protruding stomach pressed Abby...
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The Dance was probably the best dance Sierra Verde had ever held. There was a sweet DJ. There was a disco ball. They even had a colorful dance floor built in the ground! Kacey, David, and Christian arrived. They each let out their own "Whoa." Nearby, they could see Falken getting some punch. Kuki was over on the dance floor waiting for him. She had a pretty pink dress on with ruffled sleeves and on the bottom was ruffled too. Falken returned with some punch. Kuki smiled. She took the punch and drank it. Over on the other side of the Gym, you could see Kiki and Megan talking. Kacey's eyes bulged....
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Every one was in the cafeteria eating lunch, but today wasn't like any other day i mean... different-er than any other one. After the school bells ring for the last time for the day. Wally and Hoagie decided to mix up the day instead of going to the tree house but don't leave the school(how sucky ..yet not)and take screws out of teacher chairs and putting cinder blocks and making people trip face-first into 'stuff' on the ground. *RIIIING* "there goes the lunch bell RACE YA TO THE PLAY GROUND!" wally shouted to hoagie but kuki grabbed him by the hood while numbuh 2 was pushing people out of...
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Everyone froze. There was no movement. Marco stepped forward. Kacey was stuttering, but managed to get out:
"K-k-k- Kids Next Door, B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- BATTLE STATIONS!" Toby yelped and bit Marco's leg. Marco kicked him away. Kacey caught him just in time. Wally jumped up and tried to rip off Marco's arm. Marco was too strong even for the Quantonium. Megan turned invisible and ran around the room chucking things at Marco. Hoagie, unable to control himself, turned into a cannon. Everyone went bug-eyed. What shot out of the cannon was unspeakable. Ice Cream. Marco yelled in horror at the chilliness...
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Kacey gasped for breath as she reached the top of Clifton Hill. There were a group of younger kids crying,
"I want 'Sugar Mountain' back!"
When she asked what had happened, they pointed to a big hole and a trail of candy. This could only mean one thing: Stickybeard. She called Abby on her KN-communicator.
"Numbuh 5's kinda busy right now, Kacey! What do ya want?"
"Busy?"
"Yeah! With Stickybeard! Try callin' your cousin! Maybe he can help!"
She chuckled nervously.
"I'll find someone! Don't worry!" She quickly hung up and called Hoagie.
"Mmmmmmmphmgubwalgdjfb34waqz!"
"Hoagie, swallow you food first....
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Kacey walked into the room, talking on her iPhone.
"So it's all set? Great! See you in two days!" She hung up.
"Who was that?" Abby asked.
"Numbuh 362. She says that everything is set for the party. Pack your bags guys! We're goin' to Canada!"



Two days went by really fast. On the morning of the trip, Kacey was the first one up.
"Attention everyone!", she shouted into the microphone, "This is Numbuh 7 requesting that all operatives of Sectors Q and V report to the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. NOW! We'll be leavin' in...10 minutes. That is all."
First came Hoagie. Then Maddy and Megan. Then Abby. Then Wally, who...
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As the children hurried Megan's aid, Silently, Madison worked on her bounded hands. With a quick snap, the duct tape tore. A muffled ''help!'' was sounded behind Kiki and Kuki bounds.
''Ummmmmm.... Nah!'' Maddy giggled with a shrug of her shoulders. Suddenly, she cocked her head to the side. What was that noise? Leaving the wriggling two behind, she marched up to level 7.53. Stopping at a alcove at the top of the stairs, she listened to the voices above.
''Man, this was the best plan yet!'' gushed one of the voices.
''By this time tomorrow, they'll be at each others throats!'' laughed another...
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After about 30 seconds of shivering and whispers, Richard looked around.
"You guys gonna do anything or what?" Richard asked.
"Y- y- yeah we are!" Kacey said. She pulled out a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R. Richard scoffed.
"Oh! I'm so scared!" Richard teased. "Or, I would be if I didn't have a giant paperclip myself!" Everyone's eyes bulged.
"How did HE get a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.?" Kacey screamed. She turned to her cousin.
"Heh heh, funny story...." Numbuh 4 began. "Well, it was in my bag and they took my bag." Everyone turned to him. They all growled.
"Don't worry, guys!" Numbuh 2 said. He grabbed his bag...
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Kacey blinked a couple of times. It was her cousin all right. Wally waved.
"OK, let's grab hold of reality and take it for a ride, shall we?" Kacey said. "Oh, and by the way Wally, I went on Boomerang again and ironically sat in the front again. Guess what I found zipped in the pocket under MY seat?" She said pulling Wally's bag from behind her back. Wally ran up to her and gave her a big sloppy kiss on the cheek. She rubbed it off.
"OK, it's not THAT much of a celebration." Kacey said. Wally put the back-pack around his shoulders.
"Hey, guys, I gotta go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."...
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