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"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey said all sweetly. "We want you to enter The Kids Next Door Christmas Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent Show thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free Candy and Junk Food for the entire Sector for a year." Wally's face lit up. Kacey had not lied about the grand prize. But, she's not gonna tell Wally about his duet with Kuki. Abby and Kacey smiled then left the room. Kacey told Abby her plan. Abby sadly agreed and they went into the room where Hoagie was working on an invention. Kacey whispered the plan to him and he smiled.
"Oh, boy!" Hoagie yelled. "Some blackmail, I like it!" So, they began their plan. But, right then, the door bell rang.
"My friends are here!" Kacey said. She went and answered the door. Two girls appeared. Hoagie looked at the girl on the left in a strange way. Kacey began to crack up. To stop herself, she introduced the girls.
"This is Kiki. Numbuh 8 of Sector Q. And this is Megan, Numbuh 1000 of Sector Q." Kiki smiled and waved at Abby. Megan just stood there, not noticing Hoagie staring at her. Kacey motioned them into the briefing room. Kacey and Abby decided to have them help with the plan.
"Alright everybody!" Kacey said. "You all know about the annual Kids Next Door Christmas Talent Show." Everyone nodded. "Well, my cousin and Wally likes Kuki. You all know that, right?" Once again everyone nodded. "Well, Kuki is entering the Talent Show and so me and Abby got Wally to enter too." Everyone smiled. Hoagie just kept staring at Megan. "We need everyone in this room to help us perfect the plan." Kacey said. "Now, 1st we need to come up with a song for them to sing." No one seemed to have an idea. Then, Kiki raised her hand. "Yes, Kiki?" Kacey asked.
"Well, how about Jingle Bell Rock?" Kiki asked. Kacey thought for a bit. This song wasn't exactly a duet. But, it could still work.
"Alright!" Kacey said. "Jingle Bell Rock it is!" Everyone seemed to like that idea. Kacey and Kiki decided to help Wally learn the song while Abby and Megan helped Kuki learn the song.
"Alright, Wally show us how good you sing." Kacey said lying down on Wally's big boxing ring bed. Kiki made a disturbing comment to Kacey about Wally and Kacey sat straight up. Then, Wally began to sing.
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singing like Nah, Nah, Nah, Everyday it's like my iPod's stuck on Replay, Replay-ay-ay.
Kacey and Kiki thought Wally was pretty good. They started teaching him the song.
"Alright Wally, you're gonna sing Jingle Bell Rock." Kacey said. "Kiki, here will help you hit the right notes." Kiki smiled.
"First sing Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do." Kiki said. Wally thought for a minute.
"OK," he said. "Easy." Wally took a deep breath before singing. "DO-re-Miiii-Fa-Sooo-LA-TEE-DOOOOOO!" Wally sang. Kacey and Kiki covered their ears. Even Toby put his paws over his ears.
"We'll need to work on that." Kiki said. Kacey gave her a wink before leaving to go see how Megan and Abby were doing with Kuki. Toby followed.
In Kuki's room Megan seemed to be getting Kuki to work the notes perfectly. But, Kacey knew Kiki could get Wally to sing too. She and Toby walked into her room.
"Ah," She said lying on her bed. "This is gonna be great." Toby barked. All of the sudden there was a really loud noise, and a couple of screams. Kacey could smell something burning. Just then, Kiki walked in. She started to panic.
"What the crud happened?" Kacey shouted. Kiki almost passed out.
She then replied with heavy breaths. "A fire, Wally, Knocked out!"
"It's been 2 hours, he should be out by now!" Kuki said while inpatiently pacing the floor.
Kacey sighed. "Kuki, we'll just have to wait and see what happens."
She scoffed, "Jim Henson had a 'wait-and-see' additude and look what happened to him!"
"Yeah! Now we've got wrong-sounding Muppets!" Kiki added.
Abby did a facepalm.
"HOW wrong-sounding are we talking?" Maddy asked.
Before she could get her answer, the doctor came out.
Kuki was the first one to jump up and go, "How is he, doc?"
The doctor sighed.
"I-I'm not sure how to put this....."
Kiki, Megan, and Kacey gasped.
"You mean he.....?"
The doctor...
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“SO CUTE!” Kiki yelled. She picked up all the ferrets. Wally took back Thrasher and hissed.
“What are their names?” Kacey asked.
“Mine is Thrasher.” Wally said.
“This is Jean!” Maddy said holding up Jean.
“And this is Bobby.” Megan said. Bobby was sleeping.
“What about the others?” Kacey asked.
“We were gonna let you guys name them.” Maddy said.
Kiki squealed.
“OK. Kiki, pick one.” Kacey said. Kiki closed her eyes and grabbed one. She grabbed the bigger one.
“I’ll name you Sniggers!” Kiki said.
“I’ll name mine…..” Kacey thought for a bit. “Waki.”...
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"Oh! I want the pepperoni pizza and- no no wait!"
"I want the cheesburger! No..."
"The taco, maybe? I don't know, Kuki, what do you think?"
Everyone behind Val, Maddy, and Wally let out a huge groan and cursed under their breath.
Kiki sat at her usual table. Thankfully, no one caused a ton of trouble last period. Why? Except for Abby, no one understood what her French teacher was saying. Jennifer (y'know, the one mentioned in the first chapter?) sat in her usual seat.
"Looks like you've had a rough day." she observed.
Kiki slammed her juice onto the table.
"DON'T get me started." she snarled. Kacey...
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"Well, at least I got one." Thought Count Spankulot as he tied Kacey to a chair.
Kacey mumbled somthing behind her gag.
"What?" Count Spankulot asked, confused.
Kacey mumbled it again, with some vicous kicking of her legs.
"Oh for petes sake....." he exclaimed as he tore off the gag.
Kacey drew up a deep breath that burned her oxygen deprived lungs burn.
"You...you...won't..get...away..with..this" Kacey gasped out.
She had put up a heck of a fight. She had gotton a few good hits in, and a VERY good kick to the croch that had made him double over. But with her luck, she had tripped, and he had teleported....
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Before we can get to the story, I think you might need to know this:
If you didn't get the "Entrance to Hell is by the Hollywood sign' joke I shall explain. So, I recently read the book 'Percy Jackson and the Olympians'. And in the book, they have to go to the Underworld to talk to Hades. And of course, the entrance is next to the Hollywood sign.
I thought that was a little funny, so I included it in my story.
If you are not OK with the word 'hell', leave this story right now. Because I say it in here a bunch.
Just thought I'd get that out.
Now, to the story:
"SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO READ!"
"SHUT...
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It looks weird, so look at the comments

"O.K. , so far, we've come across 3 teenagers, 6 pirates, and one rather grumpy wolvereine...... " Kuki read off a list she'd drawn up.
"We're running kinda low on G.U.M.B.O.M.B.'s. " Megan stated while peering into her basket.
How low? Kacey asked.
Only nine left. Megan answered.
They divied out the weapons, one for each person.
As numbuh 2 slid the G.U.M.B.O.M.B. into his pocket, he noticed somthing strange.
Um, guys? he asked as he looked around. Does anyone know where we are?
Everyone stopped short. The woods some how became more dark, desolate, and freaky....
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Kiki before the fight
Kiki before the fight
Megan knocked on the door of the wait room. Kiki had locked them all out.
"Kiki...? Can you open the door? Please?".
"GO AWAY!!!!" she bawled.
Megan threw her hands up in the air. "I give up. Wally, you try getting through to her."
Wally took a deep breath. "HEY! CRYBABY! YOU GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE OR SO HELP ME, I'LL-"
Kiki cried even louder.
Kacey smacked her cousin upside his head.
"Nice work, Mr. Sympathetic." she said sarcastically.
Abby sighed. "What are we gonna do? She's gotta fight in 10 minutes."
"Guess we're gonna have to forefit." Hoagie said, still clutching his stomach and holding back...
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Kuki stood at the front of the line. They were at Dairy Queen. Everyone in the line was either groaning, or cussing under their breath.
"OH! How about the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity!" Kuki said. She nodded at that and paid the cashier. Wally was already at their table, half asleep.
"Oh, hi Kuki." Wally said. He shoved some of his ice cream into his mouth. Then, Kacey pushed the door to Dairy Queen open. Seeing Kuki and Wally, she flipped out.
"KUKI!" Kacey screamed. Kuki was startled, and jumped back, landing on top of Wally.
"Calm down, at least she got him to talk." Abby said. Kacey pulled...
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“WALLY!”
Wally blinked. He looked around.
“Get up; Kuki’s been calling you for an hour.” It was Kacey.
“It was all a dream?!” Wally yelled.
“What was?” Kacey asked. She looked down at the Rainbow Monkey on the floor and snickered.
“Well, me and Kuki started dating and-“ Wally didn’t even finish his first sentence.
“You? And Kuki?” Kacey asked. She was laughing hysterically.
“Hey, you and David were pretending to date to get rid of Tommy!” Wally said.
“We already did that. Last year. Remember?” Kacey said. Wally was confused.
“Well, I DON’T CARE!”...
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Kacey impatiently paced the floor as she proccessed the message Numbuh 362 had just sent.
How the heck was she gonna explain this to her teammates and Sector Q?
"KACEY!!!!!!!!!!" Kuki shrieked as she ran into the room.
Kacey stuffed the mission specs behind her back.
"What's the problem now?" she asked.
"WALLY WON'T GIVE ME MY RAINBOW MONKEY BACK!!!"
"I need it for my science project!" he shouted from out of the room. "I wanna see what Rainbow Monkeys do in zero gravity!"
*facepalm*
"Wally, do your project with one of your action figures." Kacey sighed. "Now listen, Igotta tell you guys that-"
Just...
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Kiki reached for Val and Kuki reached for Mushi. Val was struggling in Kiki’s arms.
“Lemme at her!” Val yelled. “LEMME AT HER!!!!!!” Mushi stuck out her tongue, teasingly.
“KUKI!” Mushi yelled. “You’re the worst big sister EVER!” Mushi was bawling again. “Just forget about our plan, Tommy! Lemme go, Kuki! I HATE YOU!” Mushi wriggled out of Kuki’s grasp. Everyone was watching with low jaws. Mushi threw her half of a BFF Necklace on the floor and ran out of the door.
“MUSHI!” Kuki called. “MUSHI! MUSHI, COME BACK!” Kuki chased after Mushi. But Mushi was no where...
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As the darkness fell among the small S.C.A.M.P.E.R. that was hovering over the dessert on the border of Texas, Hoagie announced that they were stopping for the night. He landed the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. safely near a tree. Maddy couldn't handle sleeping in the dessert. She went berserk.
"NO!" Maddy cried. "We have to keep going!"
"Go to bed." Megan called from underneath the chairs. (She did not want any part of Hoagie tonight)
"C'mon, Maddy!" Val called from where she and Minerva were. "You can sleep with us!" Maddy trotted over to Minerva and Val. They were up all night talking. (Well, at least...
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Kacey stopped and read the sign at the beggining of the strange realm.
"Spooksylvania?"
Kiki laughed, "Kind of a cliche, isn't it?"
"Yeah. Now, keep your eyes out for any spooks in the bushes. With Little Miss 'I Vant To Suck Your Blood' not vanting to cooperate, looks like you'll have to keep us safe."
She whined, "Why can't Wally keep everyone safe?! I'm tired!"
Kacey glared at her.
"Exactly. A tired you equals certain doom for anyone who crosses your path."
The very tired Kiki rolled her eyes.
"Fine."
Kuki was happily leading the group to where her and the others got transformed. The only one who...
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Wally walked down the hall. Jay walked down the hall at the same time. They bumped into each other.
"Watch it, Beetles!" Jay said. Jay had a remote in his hand. Then, an RC Car came running through the house. It tripped Wally. "Ha! That'll teach ya to mess with Jay Smith!" Wally was fed up. He tackled Jay.
"Don't you test ME!" Wally shouted. He got Jay in a head lock. Kacey was heading to the kitchen but ended up in the middle of Jay and Wally's fight. They each had a bloody nose.
"Hey! Break it up!" Kacey yelled. Neither boy stopped. Kacey had no other choice than to tackle them both and get...
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Hoagie jumped. He had just finished the serum. And so, he jumped. When he landed on the couch he injected it into 'Bogdan'. And he returned into The Count.
Right around then, Abby, Maddy, and Megan returned. They didn't have any kids with them. And neither did Kiki, David, Christian, and Val. Val had 15 balloons and 6 Rainbow Monkeys in hand. Christian was about to burst. But, Kacey, Kuki, Minerva, and Wally returned with 20 kids.
"We got 20!" Wally shouted.
"You didn't need to." Hoagie said. "I finished the serum." Kacey growled.
"Don't vorry. You brought all of these kids for ME!" The Count...
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Everyone gasped. Except for Val. She ran towards the not-so-Count and hugged him tight.
"Hi, Daddy!" She yelled.
"Hello, sweetheart!" The Count said. Kiki watched carefully. Val's single fang disappeared.
"Um, hi." Wally said. Everyone was shivering in fear. Wally was the only one who had the nerve to talk.
"W- w- what's going on?" Maddy asked. She was now scared because everyone else was.
"The Count isn't The Count anymore." Megan told her sister.
"I'm not The Count!" The-Not-Count said. "I'm Bogdan!"
"Bogdan?" Kacey whispered.
"Yes! Bogdan!" Bogdan said.
"You idiots!" Hoagie yelled. "That...
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The BB Gun's bullet made an awful noise. Especially when it entered Wally's head. Everyone gasped. Even Falken. Wally had a few seconds to reach up to his head before falling over. Falken couldn't believe he just shot someone. Falken tried to run. Christian and David grabbed him by the arms. Kacey had went into shock. She fell over too. Kuki was only a few feet away. She began to cry when she saw what her date had done. She ran to Wally's aid.
"You idiot!" Kuki yelled. "You didn't have to hurt him! What did he ever do to you?"
"He kicked me in the groin!" Falken shouted.
"Well, it's not gonna...
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With the assistance of several pushes and shoves, numbuh 2 got into place. he started to shout obscenities at Mushi and Sandy. With murder in there eyes, they rushed forward. Too bad they didn't see the trick wire stretched across there path.

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    They had both of them in hand cuffs before you could say ''Jack-Robinson''. And if you just said that, you've got ''problems''.
''I'm proud of you Kiki.'' Kacey congratulated. ''You didn't seem to mess up at all on this mission!''
''YAY!!!!'' Kiki shrieked. She started to happy dance, but got caught up in King Sandy's cape and tore it. He growled at her.
''EEK!'' She shrieked again, but in a different tone.
That was that, another mission finished by sectors V and Q. Little did they know......eh, never mind, I will let you figure it out.
Kiki opened her eyes. There was a terrible pain in her chest and back. She tried to get up. A shriek of pain came from her. She called for help multiple times. No answer. Kiki could turn her head slightly to the side. No buildings for miles. She barely could lift up her head. All of her friends were all around the same area. But they were all covered in blood. Kiki looked at herself. Blood.
"HELP! HELP, SOMEBODY HELP ME!" Kiki yelled. The pain was unbearable. "HELP!"
"SHUT UP!"
Kiki looked around. All she could see were her friends around her. There was no place to hide either. Kiki let out...
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Kiki had her ear up to the door. Wally was losing it.
"GET ME OFF THIS BOAT!!" He yelled. Megan slapped some sense into him.
"Get a hold of yourself, man!" Megan said. "You're perfectly fine!" Numbuh 4 screamed. Numbuh 2 saw this as an opportunity.
"So, when we get outta this closet, wanna grab a bite to eat?" Hoagie asked. He rose his eyebrow. Megan scooted over. As did Hoagie. "C'mon, Babe! All Numbuh 2 wants is some love....." Hoagie said all 'smooth'. Megan slapped him.
"FREAK!" she yelled running toward Kacey. Megan sighed. "Who'd you e-mail?" she asked Kacey. Kacey sighed.
"No. Signal."...
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