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"What?" Wally screamed. "You want me to sing?" He couldn't believe his ears. Kacey and Abby walk into his room and asked him to sing. He knew something was up.
"Come on, Wally," Kacey said all sweetly. "We want you to enter The Kids Next Door Christmas Talent Show!" Wally nearly fainted. A talent show? Were they trying to kill him? He was going to find out.
"And why in crud's name would I do that stupid Talent Show thing?" Wally screamed. Kacey sighed. She then came up with a perfect plan.
"Wally," Kacey began. "The grand prize is Free Candy and Junk Food for the entire Sector for a year." Wally's face lit up. Kacey had not lied about the grand prize. But, she's not gonna tell Wally about his duet with Kuki. Abby and Kacey smiled then left the room. Kacey told Abby her plan. Abby sadly agreed and they went into the room where Hoagie was working on an invention. Kacey whispered the plan to him and he smiled.
"Oh, boy!" Hoagie yelled. "Some blackmail, I like it!" So, they began their plan. But, right then, the door bell rang.
"My friends are here!" Kacey said. She went and answered the door. Two girls appeared. Hoagie looked at the girl on the left in a strange way. Kacey began to crack up. To stop herself, she introduced the girls.
"This is Kiki. Numbuh 8 of Sector Q. And this is Megan, Numbuh 1000 of Sector Q." Kiki smiled and waved at Abby. Megan just stood there, not noticing Hoagie staring at her. Kacey motioned them into the briefing room. Kacey and Abby decided to have them help with the plan.
"Alright everybody!" Kacey said. "You all know about the annual Kids Next Door Christmas Talent Show." Everyone nodded. "Well, my cousin and Wally likes Kuki. You all know that, right?" Once again everyone nodded. "Well, Kuki is entering the Talent Show and so me and Abby got Wally to enter too." Everyone smiled. Hoagie just kept staring at Megan. "We need everyone in this room to help us perfect the plan." Kacey said. "Now, 1st we need to come up with a song for them to sing." No one seemed to have an idea. Then, Kiki raised her hand. "Yes, Kiki?" Kacey asked.
"Well, how about Jingle Bell Rock?" Kiki asked. Kacey thought for a bit. This song wasn't exactly a duet. But, it could still work.
"Alright!" Kacey said. "Jingle Bell Rock it is!" Everyone seemed to like that idea. Kacey and Kiki decided to help Wally learn the song while Abby and Megan helped Kuki learn the song.
"Alright, Wally show us how good you sing." Kacey said lying down on Wally's big boxing ring bed. Kiki made a disturbing comment to Kacey about Wally and Kacey sat straight up. Then, Wally began to sing.
Shawty's like a melody in my head that I can't keep out got me singing like Nah, Nah, Nah, Everyday it's like my iPod's stuck on Replay, Replay-ay-ay.
Kacey and Kiki thought Wally was pretty good. They started teaching him the song.
"Alright Wally, you're gonna sing Jingle Bell Rock." Kacey said. "Kiki, here will help you hit the right notes." Kiki smiled.
"First sing Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do." Kiki said. Wally thought for a minute.
"OK," he said. "Easy." Wally took a deep breath before singing. "DO-re-Miiii-Fa-Sooo-LA-TEE-DOOOOOO!" Wally sang. Kacey and Kiki covered their ears. Even Toby put his paws over his ears.
"We'll need to work on that." Kiki said. Kacey gave her a wink before leaving to go see how Megan and Abby were doing with Kuki. Toby followed.
In Kuki's room Megan seemed to be getting Kuki to work the notes perfectly. But, Kacey knew Kiki could get Wally to sing too. She and Toby walked into her room.
"Ah," She said lying on her bed. "This is gonna be great." Toby barked. All of the sudden there was a really loud noise, and a couple of screams. Kacey could smell something burning. Just then, Kiki walked in. She started to panic.
"What the crud happened?" Kacey shouted. Kiki almost passed out.
She then replied with heavy breaths. "A fire, Wally, Knocked out!"
Operation E.I.G.H.T.

After about an hour, they finally reached Kuki Sanban's house. They chapped her door, to see if anyone was in. Luckily no one was, so they gently walked up the stairs, and placed her on her bed. Wally who turned his head, let Ai changed Kuki into her pink Rainbow Monkey pyjamas. He turned around, when Kuki was smiling away under her bed sheet covers. They quietly crept out of her bedroom, and went down the stairs.
"I'll catch up with you, in a minute Wally, I have to phone my parents." said Mai, when Wally got to the door. He shrugged, and walked out of the house. Once he...
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TRANSMISSION FOUND.....



Grudjer:HEY LET US OUT IF THIS DUMB JAR!!!

Half Nelson:Yeah what he said.(snickers)

(Everyone starts waking up)

Jessee:Wait...something isn't right here...(she looks and her hands are as purple as the Grudjer's dust)

Numbah10:Hey why are our hands purple?

(A boy with brown hair sweeps in and sprays them all with something and the purple comes off)

Numbah10:OMG JACK?!

Jack:Thats right sister.

Numbah10:But I thought you were delightfulized?

Jack:I had to find a cure that was unknown to kid but I must tell you we've talked it over and I don't want to lead sector m...I'll leave that...
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Kiki explained to Kacey and the others what had happened. In short, food and chairs were thrown, kids were tackled AND a new policy was put in place: all the kids in the next two lunch periods would have their bags checked.....cuz appereantly, SOME kids had silly string, water balloons and even drugs (no lie) in their backpacks. A lot of the other kids groaned, Kacey had a WTF moment, and Kiki pouted and whined...typical. Then the bell rang for 6th period. Kiki stormed out of the classroom, muttering some not-so G-rated words under her breath. Every so often, Val would ask what a few of the...
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Numbah3:Lala la laa la!

(Numbah4 is covering his ears)

Numbah4:Ever since she got that stupid rainbow cruddy it's been a living nightmare!

Numbah5:C,mon she's happy!

Numbah2:Yeah and look on the bright side no villians have attacked all day!

MEANWHILE AT VILLIAN HQ.....

Jack:Cree you've failed again!

Cree:Im sorry jack...

Jack:YOU WILL BE!(Starts firing up like father)

Cree:Wait give me another chance!If you do I promise you I'll destroy sector v and all the kn dorks!Even those stupid kids in the future sector m!

Jack:(flames down)No...bring me sector m and sector v or else!(fires up)

Cree:Yes Jack!

Jack:THATS...
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"Come on, Kace'!" ,Kiki whined through her KN- communicator, "I know how much you guys loved coming to my school for a day...what's so bad about coming for the LAST day of classes?"
"I JUST got out of school! I don't wanna go back again! ESPECIALLY after what happened last time." Kacey responded.
"I didn't even mention the best part!" Kiki shot back.
"Yeah? What's the best part?"
Kiki smiled mischevously, "Well, there'll be free food cuz we're throwin' parties in a few classes....AND, from what I hear, there's gonna be a ginormous- no, wait, huge-no wait- GIHUGIC food fight for all 3 lunch periods."...
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Numbah5:(picks up the phone and dials)

?????:Hello?

Numbah5:Cree?it's Abbey.....

Cree:You twerp!why are you calling here?!

Numbah5:I need...dare I say it...boy advice.

Cree:(gasps)if this is some kind of trick im warning you the teenz will soround you stupid tree house and-

Numbah5:Cree...im not asking you as an enemy...im asking you as a sister...

Cree:....Okay..but im not turning my back for a second!...so?....who is it?

Numbah5:h-...h-...hank?

Cree:What the-...O-O....You mean Hoag-

Numbah5:Yeah...

Cree:Oh he's easy...

Numbah5;NOT ANYMORE THERES THIS NEW GIRL JESSEE WHO'S HOLDING HANDS WITH HIM AS WE...
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posted by kndluva
By standing on the Cowardly Lions shoulders, the Scare Crow was able to reach the huge knocker on the giant door. While waiting for a response, they all starred up at the exspansive city byond the gates. It seemed, it's name sake being no exageration, that the city was made out a glowing, shimmering, corascating emerald. The entire city shone like green neon. The sudden clanging of a miniuter door built inside the gate tore their attention away from the nirvana enducing city. A VERY familair face poked through.

"Why is that R-tard Toilenator in this story?"
"Numbuh 4, how did you get out of the...
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Suzy:Um...wow really thats it?...um let's see....yeah thats my last name.....

Numbah5:Hey has anyone seen numbah 7?

(Numbah 7 rushes in)

Numbah7:Oh....Wally's getting shoved into a portal....hmmm...don't care...although it could be funny.....

Numbah4:Hello mad woman about to stuff me into a crazed portal here!!!

Suzy:(Shoves him in)

Numbah3:WALLY!!!!

Suzy:uggg your worse than Wushi!

Numbah1 and 2:who the heck is Wushi!?

Numbah7:Man this is lame....I could be so many other places right now....

Suzy:Ugggg whatever!Numbah1 is waiting!

Numbah1:Huh?

Suzy:Man my dad is stupid.....

everyone:DAD?!


Suzy:im in trouble...
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It was an interesting day at Gallager and I was about to make it even more interesting!

Numbah 5:NUMBAH 2 WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP NARRATING!

Numbah2:Come on numbah 5 im just kidding.

Numbah5:Well it's just whenever you start narrating you start a stupid detective case that I have to listen to!

Numbah2:....Well...

Numbah5:Let me guess...thats what you were going to do right?

Numbah2:Kind of....

Anyways were was I...oh yeah more interesting...why was I about to make it even more interesting?because I was about to crack a new case...kids at school had been going missing lately and nobody had gotten contact...
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Greetings operatives and cadets! This is Numbuh 1000 speaking to you today, and I have a word or two to say. I know it's hard to come up with fan fiction ideas, acronyms for the title, or any title at all. The same go for Fan arts. I have come up with a solution. Me. I come up with Fan Fiction and Fan art ideas all the time, it's just I'm not a good drawer or storywriter. So, here is my proposition. If you need ideas or acronyms, or titles, ask me. Gimme a main dea, I'll come up with a title. Need a seasonal fan art? I'll come up with somthing. Think I'm a nerd and I don't know what I'm talking about and I really should just shut up? Thats justifiable.


This infomercial is a product of Numbuh 1000 is kinda awesome, but we're not quite sure yet corporation. Any stories that turn out to be majorly suckish can not be held against this company in the court of law, and neither can ultra cruddy fan arts. Yes I'm talking to you.
posted by taismo723
“WHERE ARE KUKI AND WALLY?” Raleigh shouted the next morning.
“Who cares?” Kacey said, hugging a bag of Goldfish. (XD)
“They ARE missing.” Kiki said poking her head out of the tent.
“Oh, I know where they went.” David said with a smirk.
“Oh, puh-lease.” Megan said. “They were abducted by ghosts! Remember how one whispered in my ear last night?”
“Ghosts don’t exist, Smart One!” Abby called from her tent. “Now shut up! Numbuh 5 is trying to sleep!”
“She’s right.” Hoagie said.
“Thank you!” Abby said.
“No, not you. Megan is.”
“I am?” Megan smiled....
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"Just walk away." Kacey said. "We don't wanna piss him off-"
"HI KYLE!" Raleigh yelled.
Kacey slapped her forehead.
"What the-?" Kyle turned around. He saw the three standing there, two bug-eyed, and one waving her hand violently.
"Kyle, we're solving a mystery. Don't bother us." Kacey said. Raleigh remembered about the mystery and ran up to Kyle and questioned him.
"Where were you about a half hour ago?" Raleigh asked in a British accent.
"Um, I was at my house...?" Kyle said. Kacey did the hand gesture to Raleigh telling her to stop.
"Did you rip up the Rainbow Monkeys?" Raleigh asked.
...
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"NO!"
The day was normal, Kacey, Raleigh, (Numbuh 16) David, and Christian were all hanging out on the fence by the tree-house.
If you're wondering why David screamed, it's because he saw a squirrel, threw a pebble at it, and missed.
"Dude, it's not the end of the world." Raleigh said.
"Says the girl who has major spaz attacks during class." David argued.
"You're not even IN my class!" Raleigh said.
"Hey, he's not lying." Kacey said.
None of them noticed, but Christian had left.
"Shut up." Raleigh told them.
"Wait, where'd Christian go?" David asked.
All three turned to see Christian walking...
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“Hi, I’m gonna sing the song Just the Way You Are.” Wally said.
Kuki shrieked.
Wally gulped, and then he began:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying
She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day
Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see
But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say
When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile...
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The note passing day turned into the note passing night. Kuki’s last note was slipped under Wally’s door. He picked it up and read it.
Dear Wally,
    Are you sure? I mean, Sing-A-Song is in a week, and I haven’t even come up with my song! Well, that’s OK. We can talk like this every day! But, it’s getting late and I’m tired. I bet even Kacey’s asleep.
                            Love,
                            Kuki...
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Maddy tugged on her sister's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the kiddie cafe!" she whined.
Val tugged on Kiki's sleeve.
"I wanna go to the playplace!"
Wally tugged on Kacey's sleeve.
"I wanna get out of here!"
Everyone gave him a strange look.
"We just got here!" Kuki said.
"Now you wanna leave? Jeez, how many bowls of 'Crazy Flakes' did YOU have this morning?" Kacey asked.
"Only 2. I'm just getting an uneasy feeling about this place. I have a feeling somethin'- I don't know WHAT, but somethin'- is gonna happen."
"Maybe you're having an anxiety attack." Kiki added.
Val continued to tug on Kiki's sleeve.
"Come...
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"I hate television." Kuki said. She had just watched the season finale of 'Rainbow Monkeys Adventure' and they just killed off one of her favorite characters.
"Wow, this show just wants to get like 'Lost'." Kacey said. Kiki nodded. 'Lost' was a strange show that killed off a ton of characters, had weird flash forwards, flash backs, and flash sideways', and made no sense. Yet, it was really popular. Kuki just began to bawl.
"C'mon Kuki." Wally said. "It's not that bad."
"He's right," Megan began. "It's a fictional character." And just like that, the alarm went off.
"MAN, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO...
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"Guys, stop! This is madness!" Wally cried.
Kiki raised an eyebrow. "Madness?"
Kacey yelled at the top of her lungs:
"THIS!!! IS!!! CAKE TIME!!!".
She took a knife and cut into the 9-layer cake that everyone helped bake for Abby's birthday. Each layer was a different flavor (which made it even MORE special....and weird-tasting considering the flavors that everyone else picked). Before Abby could take a bite, Maddy stuck a candle into her piece. Kiki lit it.
"Make a wish!" they both chirped.
She thought for a minute. Then smiled and took a deep breath and blew out the candle.
"What's you wish for?"...
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"KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI! KI-KI!" the crowd cheered wildly.
Wally smiled and took a deep breath:
"Coming into the ring is a girl you do NOT wanna tick off! She is known as 'Numbuh 8', the 'Master of Disaster', 'Little Big Girl', 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'....."
Kavey gave her teammate a weird look.
"Seriously? 'Countess Prank-U-Lot'?"
Kiki shrugged, "It sounded cool."
"Put your hands together for: Kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii <gasp, gasp gasp> Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!"
The crowd went ballistic (in a good way)....
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"were you listening? i mean common man! dude you suck for this!!!" kuki was still REALLY mad at numbuh 2 for not wanting to prank people just because she was there "just shut up already! you yelled at me through the whole night I'm not even exaggerating!!! it's now 7 o' clock time for school!!!" numbuh 2 had been never to patient but he really try's when it came to numbuh 3 just so he wouldn't get his but kicked by his buddy he knew that he would do any thing for her even if it meant killing him "guys it's time to go grab your back packs and home work and lets leave!!!!!" numbuh 5 had heard...
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