1. Any ship with its own love theme screams “True Love”
2. No couple can make nose-bumping a major turn-on
3. Because he only smiles when he’s with her
4. Because even dinner knives ship them
5. Because he constantly misses her
6. Because if anything happens to her, he’d die
7. Because if it’s up to him, she’ll never marry
8. Because they’re like Abelard and Heloise
9. Because any other couple on the show who think they’re like Abelard and Heloise are F.A.K.E.
10. Because she’ll never love a husband like she loves him
11. Because “I should keep you here in chains. I suspect you would...