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19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are you doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank you very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what you were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the planning.
Serena: You mean the plotting?
Blair: Yes. I'm glad it blew up in my face. It was a wakeup call....
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posted by edwestwick
1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I love you, B.
Blair: I love you, too, S.

Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.

2. The Wild Brunch

Blair: I wonder if Nate remembered brunch. It...
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posted by gossip-girl999
Blair Waldorf Relationships

Nate Archibald

First Relationship:
Start Up: Before "Pilot" (1.01)
Broke Up: "Victor, Victrola" (1.07)
Reason: Blair confronts Nate about his confession to 'Serena'.

Second Relationship:
Start Up: "Hi, Society" (1.10)
Broke Up: "School Lies" (1.12)
Reason: Chuck threatens to tell Nate about his and Blair's relationship if she continues seeing him.

Third Relationship:
Start Up: "School Lies" (1.12)
Broke Up: "A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate" (1.13)
Reason: Nate finds out that Blair slept with Chuck.

Fourth Relationship:
Start Up: Remains of the J (2.20)
Broke Up: Seder Anything...
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posted by Leightonfan
Starting at a dinner party at the Waldorf Penthouse for future stepfather Cyrus Rose, former best friend Serena van der Woodsen, described as the most gorgeous girl in all of New York City, returns from her boarding school Hanover Academy in Hanover, New Hampshire. Blair, from the start, doesn't want to give up her spotlight as being the "most happening" girl in the room just yet. She and boyfriend Nate who have dated for about a year are in the middle of a passionate scene when Serena shows up, and entertains all the guests with stories about her wild summer adventures and what it was like...
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posted by Leightonfan
Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?
Chuck Bass: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair Waldorf: And you were on the floor.
Chuck Bass: I didn't want to hurt...
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1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock!...
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posted by doraaaayeah
Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. You can see it from space.


Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew you and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.


Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're...
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posted by lunajrv
3.02
3.02
I was wondering myself why we didn't get to see our beloved Queen B wearing her famous headbands on the third season, then I remember the S*tupid Dan Humphrey dare to say to the UES princess "No more headbands in college" and I think since that moment forward Queen B didn't wear a headband again. Like I said before I was missing and still I'm missing the headbands and given that last season we only got a few headbands from our Queen B I decided to post my top ten Blair's headbands. So which one is your favorite?



My favorite Blair’s headbands
10.- 1.01 (you got to love this one, this was the first headband our Queen B ever wore on the show)
10.- 1.01 (you got to love this one, this was the first headband our Queen B ever wore on the show)
9.- 3.02 (yay!!! going to college)
9.- 3.02 (yay!!! going to college)
8.- 2.18 (even in her darkest hour, she’s dressing for the occasion)
8.- 2.18 (even in her darkest hour, she’s dressing for the occasion)
7.- 2.01 (three words, eight letters)
7.- 2.01 (three words, eight letters)
6.- 1.16 (Yeah!!! The B!tch is back, take that little J)
6.- 1.16 (Yeah!!! The B!tch is back, take that little J)
Bonus 2.01 (I couldn’t help myself and I have to include this one, and…)
Bonus 2.01 (I couldn’t help myself and I have to include this one, and…)
5.- 2.25 (is getting hot in here or it’s just me, right B?)
5.- 2.25 (is getting hot in here or it’s just me, right B?)
4.- 2.25 (such a good memories… love,  love,  love)
4.- 2.25 (such a good memories… love, love, love)
3.- 1.07 (of course B, you couldn’t miss it for the world)
3.- 1.07 (of course B, you couldn’t miss it for the world)
2.- 2.02 (always dress to impress!!!)
2.- 2.02 (always dress to impress!!!)
Bonus  2.21 (… this one too)
Bonus 2.21 (… this one too)
1.- 1.18 (let’s taking it slow this time… oh, getting romantic aren’t we?)
1.- 1.18 (let’s taking it slow this time… oh, getting romantic aren’t we?)
posted by Leightonfan
This girl came out to be insecure and maybe bitchy, feeling as thought she wasn't good enough. Many people have hurt her over the past years. Her mom choose Serena to do the photo shoot, even though she should have just let Blair do it. Blair is her daughter, you no. Her boyfriend has cheated on her with her best friend, Serena who told Dan about her pregnancy test while Jenny was secretly ease dropping on them. Then the whole school found out out about Chuck and Blair because Chuck sent everything to gossip girl. Jenny, later told Nate who was her boyfriend at the time that everything was...
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“People DON'T write sonatas about being compatible or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation, the GREAT LOVES are the crazy ones"-4x22




so what happned?? where's the real blair waldorf?? where's this balir waldorf?? the blair that loved Challenges, the blair who didn't care/needd/want the a approve people for her relationship.





why is all of sudden seedling for (being compatible, shared life goals and stimulating conversation) why isn't she looking for the GRAT LOVE?
posted by gossip-girl999
Poker Face-- Blair Waldorf-- Oneshot

A/N: I had another sleepless night last night so I got writing this little one shot. I haven't written a one shot for a while and I really wanted to finish one. I've got about three on the go but I never seem to finish them with my other two stories to do too. Anyway I'm surprised by myself here that I have never just done a Blair fan fiction. But this is all about the wonderful Blair so I hope you all enjoy it. Please review, I really appreciate it. Thank you xoxo

Setting; Set when Blair is 16. She is friends with Serena, they have patched things up. She...
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