Blair Waldorf

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“People DON'T write sonatas about being compatible or novels about shared life goals and stimulating conversation, the GREAT LOVES are the crazy ones"-4x22




so what happned?? where's the real blair waldorf?? where's this balir waldorf?? the blair that loved Challenges, the blair who didn't care/needd/want the a approve people for her relationship.





why is all of sudden seedling for (being compatible, shared life goals and stimulating conversation) why isn't she looking for the GRAT LOVE?

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I was wondering myself why we didn't get to see our beloved Queen B wearing her famous headbands on the third season, then I remember the S*tupid Dan Humphrey dare to say to the UES princess "No more headbands in college" and I think since that moment forward Queen B didn't wear a headband again. Like I said before I was missing and still I'm missing the headbands and given that last season we only got a few headbands from our Queen B I decided to post my top ten Blair's headbands. So which one is your favorite?

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Serena: You brought Nate?
Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as you are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.

Blair: Oh Nate, what are you doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.

Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. You can see it from space.


Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served more time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!

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19. The Grandfather

Chuck: What are you doing with this insect?
Blair: Having the time of my life. Thank you very much

Chuck: Blair. This guy—
Blair: What? Dishonest? Bad news? He can't be any worse than you.
Chuck: I'm the one trying to help you!
Blair: Help me? Is that what you were doing at your little gentleman's club while my life was going up in flames? I'd rather take Carter's help.

Blair: Do you know how exhausting it's been being Blair Waldorf for the past 18 years. All the work, the...

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Poker Face-- Blair Waldorf-- Oneshot

A/N: I had another sleepless night last night so I got writing this little one shot. I haven't written a one shot for a while and I really wanted to finish one. I've got about three on the go but I never seem to finish them with my other two stories to do too. Anyway I'm surprised by myself here that I have never just done a Blair fan fiction. But this is all about the wonderful Blair so I hope you all enjoy it. Please review, I really appreciate it. Thank you xoxo

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Blair Waldorf Relationships

Nate Archibald

First Relationship:
Start Up: Before "Pilot" (1.01)
Broke Up: "Victor, Victrola" (1.07)
Reason: Blair confronts Nate about his confession to 'Serena'.

Second Relationship:
Start Up: "Hi, Society" (1.10)
Broke Up: "School Lies" (1.12)
Reason: Chuck threatens to tell Nate about his and Blair's relationship if she continues seeing him.

Third Relationship:

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1. Summer, Kind of Wonderful

Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.

Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!

Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does awful things.

Blair: The true reason I should stay right where I am and not get in the car. Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I'm yours.

Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!

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1. Pilot

Serena: So, when's the party?
Blair: Saturday... and you're kinda not invited. Since, until 12 hours ago, we all thought you were at boarding school. And Jenny used up all the invites.

Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.

Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.

Serena: I love you, B.

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Blair Waldorf: [after waking up in bed together] You were on the floor!
Chuck Bass: I hurt my back.
Blair Waldorf: How? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck Bass: [suggestively] Well, that's not exactly true, now is it?
Blair Waldorf: Fine, nothing that involves removing your scarf.
Chuck Bass: That was one time; it was chilly.

[Blair waskes up and slapps Chuck's arm]
Chuck Bass: Ow!
Blair Waldorf: Who, what, where, when, why?

Submitted by laurik2007 over a year ago

Submitted by drewjoana over a year ago

There may only be room for one queen bee to rule the school, but there are more than enough harsh one-liners to go around.

Submitted by nermai over a year ago