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So after I dipped my toes into the vast lake of a franchise with SoulCalibur V, I decided to try out other games. II was good, but never got to play much of it, IV was eh, and we never talk about Legends. Pretend that doesn’t exist. And then, announcement of SoulCalibur VI comes out, and everybody gets hyped. We see Mitsurugi and Ivy in beautiful 4k resolution, and motherfucking Geralt from Witcher, but that ain’t what interested me. When I saw character creator Kirby, and the chance for making the dumbest fucking things ever… I knew I needed this in my life.
Being the very first game I ever bought at full retail price in my entire life, I had gotten far deeper into the fighting game craze at this point and was more than ready to try out a game online. Long story short, I fucking sucked. I got my ass kicked by a majority of people I go up against online. But it’s fine, cause SoulCalibur VI probably has the most meat out of any of the games before, and not just in online mode. The other modes allow you to go through a major story with a ton of side quests and challenges, which I am assuming is the main mode. There is a sort of story mode with Kilik, a far superior character than the previous games story mode, and one that wasn’t super great, but a step up from V, and then there is the arcade mode, but with a lack of any endings, which let me down a little. I really do enjoy the characters of the franchise and want to see their endings. But the true meat of this game is the online. Going up against people all across the world in lobbies and trying to face them. And no, I am not saying this just because of the character creator…. Okay, I am partially saying it’s the best because of the character creator. But, not because of memes… Alright, the memes are hilarious. Seeing an obese fat fuck as a Kirby waddle towards you like an ungodly mistake makes me laugh and die inside at the same time. But seriously, the character creator really shows the creativity of the SoulCal community. You see them use the creator to create stuff that most people would think were modded into the game in some way or another, but were just used making the basic tools that were available to everyone. Anyone could make something like a Magikarp or a giant robot, if they have the patience for it. I love the character creator in this game, and I will happily get my ass handed to me by a Doug Dimmadome or a giant pistachio any day. Oh, and the combat is pretty fun too, I guess. You got the chance to clash swords and depending on where you land, you can strike first and strike hard, adn blocking at the right time can leave an enemy stunned, but give them just enough time to get back up and continue the fight. The usual stuff, you know.
SoulCalibur VI is easily my favorite in the franchise so far. It gave me a ton of laughs, a ton of enjoyment, and was just a fun few hours. I still come back to it a few times to play online and see what sort of people are waiting to kick my ass again. And I do plan on getting the DLC some time which includes classic Tara and my waifu for laifu 2B from NieR: Automata as a guest character… But we’ll discuss that game later. *wink, wink*
I said it before and I will say it again here and probably again in the future, but I love it when Rockstar does other stuff than GTA. It usually feels more experimental and always feels like it pays off. And one of my favorite of their more experimental games is, oddly enough, their T rated game, Bully.
Bully follows Jimmy Hopkins, a good kid in a bad place, as he is dropped off at Bullworth Academy, possibly the worst school in the country where students are broken up into groups and where strict rules and cruel bullies are a common occurrence. One such bully, Gary, has it out for Jimmy...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Naboo, one year before the events of A New Hope.
In one section of the planet, it was littered with destroyed vehicles, ranging from tanks, speeder bikes, and even a few AT-ST's. Not far away, was a damaged Tie Fighter, next to an old Arc-170. The radio was still on in the 170.
Announcer: This is the Coruscant Broadcasting Service. Here is the news. In an isolated part of the planet, a group of Generals said, with Naboo falling...
Now, there has been lists talking about gamings best dogs, cats, and dragons. So, I want to talk about something just as cool…. Fish……….. Is anyone still reading this article. Now, the rules, as always. Only one game per franchise, and only games I have played. WITH THAT, lets start the list
#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These fish are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when you catch them, their description...
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Moonfish
#10: Moonfish from Fable - Now, even though the Moonfish don’t do much, physically, they are still pretty cool. These fish are real rare, and are only found in certain lakes. They are also pretty hard to catch, since the fishing in Fable SUCKS! But, when you catch them, their description...
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The Evil Dead franchise is some of the best horror films ever made, and on some of the tightest budgets possible. They managed to show creepy monsters, paranormal activity, and people turning into these zombie like demons all with the budget of just four hundred thousand dollars. The movie was successful enough to launch actor Bruce Campbell into fame, and create a sequel, Evil Dead 2. That film later got it’s own sequel, which I will be reviewing today, and it is known as Evil Dead 3- Oh, wait. Nevermind, it’s called Army of Darkness.
Honestly, I don’t know why they changed the...
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Honestly, I don’t know why they changed the...
