Well, if I had any credibility left after the Call of Duty entry, now is the time to lose it completely and be seen as a hack piece of shit in the gaming world. So, without further ado, let me just say that I like Fable. Yes, that Peter Molyneux game that was built on lies and betrayals. And I also like Fable II. But not Fable III. No one likes that one.
So, first off, do I like Peter Molyneux as a game developer? Hell no. I think he is a huge liar and that whole Godus thing is the seediest shit ever. But, I still do enjoy Fable II as its own thing simply for the fact that it was one of the first action RPGs I ever played. That’s… probably sad to some people, but it was a fun time for me. Playing as a young hero, you explore the very English world of Albion as you find other heroes to help you in your cause to defeat the villain Lucien. The game teaches you three skill sets, melee, with swords and axes, skill, with pistols and rifles, and wisdom, which teaches you a ton of busted magic skills. The world has a ton of little towns with an assortment of villagers, from major cities to small farm villages. But one of the mechanics of this game is the moral system, and while it’s not the best, I still enjoyed it. You can choose to be a saint, or a villain yourself, or just a neutral person, and depending on what you do, people will react differently. Which can get a little annoying cause these fucking people won’t get out of my damn house, Jesus, I just want to sleep! The story, while not original, was fun to go through, and the side quests were all a ton of fun to play. The game has a very witty style of writing. It’s very Monty Python-esque in it’s dry witty humor. Another thing I love are the assortment of crazy weapons you can get. You can get a lute as an axe, you can get a giant mace, and if I remember correctly, there is a rifle and armor in this game that looks just like the gun from Halo. This was a Microsoft game, after all.
Fable II is a very simple action RPG. Very, very ,VERY simple, and will not do anything to surprise you. But I have a lot of fond memories of this game and thought it was a real good time. I put over a hundred hours into this game just buying property and creating a sort of massive landlord economy for the entire country and felt pretty successful about it, despite having WAY too much gold and having nothing to spend it on. Fable II won’t turn any heads in the RPG world, but I still see it as a classic from my childhood.
WARNING: It's even worse than before. These songs aren't just terrible anymore, they downright damage your ears.
After the Rage Guy, this was the second of the rage comic characters to appear. He appeared as a character in a 4chan comic known as April Fools and it shows him as a disappointed or lonely person. However, he didn't gain popularity until he appeared in his second comic known as Prom FUUU, which soon gained hundreds of fans.
After that, Forever Alone began to flood rage comics all over the internet. He was shown. He is shown to use humor in the suffering of people who are still single.
Now, it is time for the score. The final score for this meme is a Fail. I'm sorry, but I just feel as though that this meme is a little overused. If it wasn't used so much, I may not hate it, but sorry, I do. That's it for this review, I will see you all next time
Well, as of this date, this is the most recent game I have in the list of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a more in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the Top 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
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The circle comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
Before we get to the part that takes place in Equestria, we are going to look at a new character in this series. Wind. He is currently in Hyrule, and the king wants to talk to him.
Wind: *Standing in front of the king*
King: *Sitting in his chair* You sir, are the worst person in this entire kingdom.
Wind: Do I look like Ganondorf to you?
King: You're worse than...
Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.
The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
