Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?
Steve Doocy: It’s a good question because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.
Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.
Doocy: Video games like this one is exactly why racism is alive today in America.
Hasselbeck: Again, it’s another Japanese-made video game trying to pollute the minds of young Americans. It just shows how everyone wants to undermine America in any way possible.
Kilmeade: That is a very good point.
Hasselbeck: Thank you. I know.
Doocy: To reiterate, I have not heard of this game until a few minutes ago, but this looks like Grand Theft Auto times a million from what I can tell. We have to give some credit to Grand Theft Auto because despite it promoting violence, it never promoted cult violence.
Hasselbeck: Cult racism, cult violence, it never ends with these video games. We all thought Mario was fun and games until Mario became a dark soul and started killing people.
Kilmeade: Now look here.
[Kilmeade gestures to footage from the game]
Kilmeade: Apparently, you are able to invade other people’s games and kill them. You essentially kill people in a place that is supposed to be safe. This sounds a lot like a school shooting, does it not?
Doocy: I know children love these video games, but they’re too young to understand what’s going on so I don’t blame them. Then all of a sudden, some gamer comes in with a weapon and kills them. Yes, it sounds exactly like a school shooting and it has probably inspired all of these shootings that we hear about.
Hasselbeck: They get that first virtual taste and then they go after the real thing. It’s so sad how many lives were taken because of this Dark game. Shame on the creators.
Kilmeade: It’s unfortunate that these sick people are all in Japan. There’s no international law that will get them, right?
Doocy: I think we need to do some more research.
Hasselbeck: So tell us your thoughts on Dark Soul. Should the creators face the death penalty for making this game?
Dipshit Meter: OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS!
Steve Doocy: It’s a good question because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.
Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.
Doocy: Video games like this one is exactly why racism is alive today in America.
Hasselbeck: Again, it’s another Japanese-made video game trying to pollute the minds of young Americans. It just shows how everyone wants to undermine America in any way possible.
Kilmeade: That is a very good point.
Hasselbeck: Thank you. I know.
Doocy: To reiterate, I have not heard of this game until a few minutes ago, but this looks like Grand Theft Auto times a million from what I can tell. We have to give some credit to Grand Theft Auto because despite it promoting violence, it never promoted cult violence.
Hasselbeck: Cult racism, cult violence, it never ends with these video games. We all thought Mario was fun and games until Mario became a dark soul and started killing people.
Kilmeade: Now look here.
[Kilmeade gestures to footage from the game]
Kilmeade: Apparently, you are able to invade other people’s games and kill them. You essentially kill people in a place that is supposed to be safe. This sounds a lot like a school shooting, does it not?
Doocy: I know children love these video games, but they’re too young to understand what’s going on so I don’t blame them. Then all of a sudden, some gamer comes in with a weapon and kills them. Yes, it sounds exactly like a school shooting and it has probably inspired all of these shootings that we hear about.
Hasselbeck: They get that first virtual taste and then they go after the real thing. It’s so sad how many lives were taken because of this Dark game. Shame on the creators.
Kilmeade: It’s unfortunate that these sick people are all in Japan. There’s no international law that will get them, right?
Doocy: I think we need to do some more research.
Hasselbeck: So tell us your thoughts on Dark Soul. Should the creators face the death penalty for making this game?
Dipshit Meter: OFF THE FUCKING CHARTS!
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
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And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Christmas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when you think of anything that appears to be scary, what do you think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of you think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead or just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if you aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make you change your mind. And that movie in question is, creatively, named The Children
The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
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The Children takes place not on Christmas,...
Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are you excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest movies out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even more Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.
Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels more like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels more like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...
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Back in the 70s, when movies were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director by the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my friends find to be one of the best slasher movies out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.
The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
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The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...
Art by SeantheHedgehog
Boy, do I love video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to list the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million more games, I may make another list in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list
#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after you get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
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#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter
A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after you get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...
