Twilight Series Article: Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the Random spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The next day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The day after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen or my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

Team_Edward77, groovychicklisa and 9 others like this

jdblover4life lol that was funny

zanesaaomgfan Thank you. :)

jake_and_nessie lol poor jakey

zanesaaomgfan I know right. Payback. :>

FireFlys113 Awesome!

thechargers220 lol lmbo but poor jakey hes mine

africanflower Tee hee XD

ellies342 lol thats awesome. i feel sorry for jake.

Zimgaz LOL

kingdomkeeper11 LOL THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!

imataylorlover haha that was funny!

kingdomkeeper11 HELL YEAH!!!!

zanesaaomgfan *bowing* Thank you, thank-thank you, thank you!

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