Twilight Series Article: Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

Here's the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Okay, no hate comments. I made it in an answer on the Random spot, and I thought it'd be fun to share!

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The next day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The day after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen or my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

Team_Edward77, groovychicklisa and 9 others like this

jdblover4life lol that was funny

zanesaaomgfan Thank you. :)

jake_and_nessie lol poor jakey

zanesaaomgfan I know right. Payback. :>

FireFlys113 Awesome!

thechargers220 lol lmbo but poor jakey hes mine

africanflower Tee hee XD

ellies342 lol thats awesome. i feel sorry for jake.

Zimgaz LOL

kingdomkeeper11 LOL THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!

imataylorlover haha that was funny!

kingdomkeeper11 HELL YEAH!!!!

zanesaaomgfan *bowing* Thank you, thank-thank you, thank you!

In the Normal world Chapter 1

posted by KatiiCullen94

In the Normal World
A/N Edward has not been introduced yet.
Chapter 1

I never planned to say goodbye to my mother, not at this stage. I always thought I’d live with her till I was older. But now that I’m standing in her embrace at the Arizona airport , that statement could mean nothing more than me actually getting to my fathers.
My father Charlie lives in Forks, where he still lives in the very house that his marriage between him and my mother failed, and where I was born. I'd had to turn to my father after living with my mother had become difficult on her new marriage.

Charlie picked me...