10.: Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
When I opened my eyes, Edward was staring straight into my eyes. I placed my head on his hand and tried to sleep before I had to get up and get ready.
-Bella,love. You seem really tired. Are you sure you wanna go to school today?
I turned my head and stared into his golden eyes. He kissed my forehead and started playing with my hair.
-I should go. We have biology test! It's important.
He chuckled and said:
-Ok,Ok! I know that you're a total geek!
I punched him on his shoulder where his skin was Ice cold as always. The clouds were covering the sky so after 2 days that Edward couldn't come to school, He finally could and that made me happy for almost a minute.
-Can you wear your blue T-shirt Today? The one that I bought you?!
I nodded with my head and got the t-shirt Edward had bought me the other week. I wore it while Edward was holding me in his arms.
-Ah, your strong!
I giggled and got myself out of his arms.
-Bella,love. You seem really tired. Are you sure you wanna go to school today?
I turned my head and stared into his golden eyes. He kissed my forehead and started playing with my hair.
-I should go. We have biology test! It's important.
He chuckled and said:
-Ok,Ok! I know that you're a total geek!
I punched him on his shoulder where his skin was Ice cold as always. The clouds were covering the sky so after 2 days that Edward couldn't come to school, He finally could and that made me happy for almost a minute.
-Can you wear your blue T-shirt Today? The one that I bought you?!
I nodded with my head and got the t-shirt Edward had bought me the other week. I wore it while Edward was holding me in his arms.
-Ah, your strong!
I giggled and got myself out of his arms.