10.: Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
9.: Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the 's'. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the 'q' is silent.
8.: Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7.: Inquire as to what he actually does during his night shift at the hospital, with all those pretty nurses in ER.
6.: Instead of telling him to "get lost" in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5.: When he annoys you, respond with "times have changed, old man".
4.: Ask him what type of superhuman power compassion is - what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3.: Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn't expecting it and spray him with holy water.
2.: Call him Doctor McSteamy or McDreamy.
and finally......
1.: Run around the Emergency Room screaming "I've been bitten! I've been bitten!".
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In my story, Edward is a smart over achiever, Emmett is in jail, and Bella is a mysterious next door neighbor with some issues.
Edward has to decide if he's going to risk everything for Bella, or if he's going to continue to please everybody around him and forget about her.
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Snap out of it!!!!!
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as you hear Twilight You think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and said u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good movies like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper by the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So next time you hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & love for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA
Stop looking at the abs n stare at the talent!!!!!!
As soon as you hear Twilight You think "OoOoohh Jacob the hot guy" and dont lie and said u never thought of that
He didnt get in the movie becuase hes HOOOT!!! He got there becuase he was the best resemblance to the T.S Jacob, He also got there becuase he worked in many good movies like Sharkboy&Lavagirl & Cheaper by the Dozen,He also is a ver good actor for the age of 16
So next time you hear "Jacob" Dont think of the abs just stare right into the god-given talent
With the most respect & love for twilight fans=^_^=
LOVE,PEACE,HAPPINESS
SARITASWIMS AKA SARA