What about Beardo, Dave, Ella, Leonard, Max, Rodney, Sky, Sugar and Topher?

I'm tied between this and Jasmine.

I Hate Amy, Because She is Useless at being a Good-Natured, Mature, Rational, Reasonable, Sane, Wise and Helpful Person, Incompetent in French and German, She is Weak, She is more Childish in the Horrible Way, Heather on the Other Hand is maybe Mean, But She is more Sane, Rational and Reasonable than Amy, She is the Worst Older Sister to Sammy, Because She is Abusive, Rude, Idiotic, Childish, Immature and Horrible, Emma on the Other Hand is Better Older Sister to Kitty, Because She is Maybe Cold and Bossy at First, But She is Cautious, Mature, Responsible, Rational, Reasonable, Intelligent and Good-Natured Person than Amy.