Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv show yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced by the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutes to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the top rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to punch terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you next time
Edge: YEAH!!
Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!
Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!
Chris: the contestants-
geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro
Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!
Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE
Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced by the presence of me
Chris: edge tell them what there doing
Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one
Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2
Edge: you have 10 minutes to meet us down at the ring
*At the hotel*
Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro
*down the hall*
Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss
Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring
*camera goes to ring*
Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal
*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*
Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass
Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha
Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*
Chris: Geoff is eliminated
Geoff: ahh dammit
Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*
Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated
Duncan: *picks up alejandro*
Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the top rope*
Chris: Duncan is eliminated
Alejandro: I win and all you people suck
Edge: ugh its not over idiot
Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*
Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!
Owen: HA ha yeah
*camera goes to outside the ring*
Edge: ok its the girls turn
*camera goes to ring*
Chris: *ding ding*
Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*
Chris: zoey is eliminated
Annie: *tries to punch terra*
Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*
Chris: annie is eliminated
Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*
Chris: terra is eliminated
Sam: *punches raven* ha loser
Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*
Chris: sam is eliminated
Raven: *pushes penny over the top*
Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN
*camera goes to edge*
Edge: now owen choose your team
Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.
Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.
Chris: the teams names will be
Team Uno:
Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam
Team Dos:
Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie
Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you next time
Edge: YEAH!!
Izzy is confident but she still has MANY moments but thats just her
Izzy is not a super model she still eats Mc.Donalds baby but that is just her
Well some may say she needs to be afraid of losing everything because of her down right craziness
Well Every thing is the sam in the Lala land\....
Izzy wont change anything in her life she is definitely staying herself on TDI!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Well some may say easy needs to be afraid of losing everything because of her insanely loving way to like Owen
Well everything is the same in the Lalalala land
LALALALALALALALAL
Izzy is not a super model she still eats Mc.Donalds baby but that is just her
Well some may say she needs to be afraid of losing everything because of her down right craziness
Well Every thing is the sam in the Lala land\....
Izzy wont change anything in her life she is definitely staying herself on TDI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lalalalalalalaalalalaalallaalalalalaalalala
Well some may say easy needs to be afraid of losing everything because of her insanely loving way to like Owen
Well everything is the same in the Lalalala land
LALALALALALALALAL
Hey, guys.Like the title i ran away with Cody. If bubba doesn't like us together than... He's dead to me! I beat your wondering how i'm writing this well, I have my laptop and it is not trackable.*hey Amber* Hey, Cody!Umm... What were you going to say before bubba tried to kill you?*Oh yea (Clears throat) I love you*I love you too Cody Harrison(His last name!hmmmm...Amber Harrison?)!(Kiss)*whoa!*hehehe. I won't tell you were i am cause then bubba could find us.Cody stop it!Hahahaha!I'm ticklish, Stop it!Hehehehe. I will try and to inform you on details!
Bye!
*blows kiss*Stay Stylish!!!
Bye!
*blows kiss*Stay Stylish!!!