Total Drama Island Article: Total drama EXTREME RULEZ Ep 1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: Welcome to the newest, most destructive, addicting and action packed tv show yet TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ!

Chris: we the contestants.. I mean victims will do extreme stunts, go to extreme places and play in extreme sports and more!

Chris: On this episode we will introduce the competition and make the 2 teams!

Chris: the contestants-

geoff
duncan
raven
penny
trent
zoey
sam
owen
annie
harold
terra
alejandro

Chris: and its time for our first challenge THE BATTLE ROYAL!!!

Chris: AND YOUR EXTREME GUEST HOST FOR THIS EPISODE IS THE RATED R SUPERSTAR EDGE

Edge: thats right the first episode of this show is graced by the presence of me

Chris: edge tell them what there doing

Edge: ok all the guys will be in a battle royal to find the leader of team one

Chris: and the ladies will fight each other for leadership of team 2

Edge: you have 10 minutes to meet us down at the ring

*At the hotel*

Terra: ahh this is gonna be extreme
Alejandro: duh thats why its called extreme rulez
Duncan: shut it alejandro

*down the hall*

Geoff: woot i cant wait
Raven: i cant believe edge is here
Sam: i know its awesome
Trent: but we have to fight each other i dont like it
Owen: stop being such a wuss
Raven: yeah wuss

Chris: *yells* all contestants to the ring

*camera goes to ring*

Edge: ok the first battle royal is the guys battle royal

*Duncan, geoff, harold, owen, alejandro,and trent go to the ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Duncan: *runs over to alejandro and starts punching him*

Alejandro: Ahhh dammit duncan you ass

Trent: *starts kicking harold* ha ha ha

Owen: *clothes lines Geoff out of the ring*

Chris: Geoff is eliminated

Geoff: ahh dammit

Owen: *throws harold and trent out of the ring*

Chris: Harold and Trent are eliminated

Duncan: *picks up alejandro*

Alejandro: *kicks duncan in the kiwis and throws him over the top rope*

Chris: Duncan is eliminated

Alejandro: I win and all you people suck

Edge: ugh its not over idiot

Alejandro: huhh *gets punched out of the ring*

Chris: alejandro is eliminated and the winner is OWEN!!

Owen: HA ha yeah

*camera goes to outside the ring*

Edge: ok its the girls turn

*camera goes to ring*

Chris: *ding ding*

Raven: *teams up with penny and throws zoey out of the ring*

Chris: zoey is eliminated

Annie: *tries to punch terra*

Terra: *ducks and throws annie out of the ring*

Chris: annie is eliminated

Penny: *clothes lines terra out of the ring*

Chris: terra is eliminated

Sam: *punches raven* ha loser

Penny: *drops sam on her head and throws her out of the ring*

Chris: sam is eliminated

Raven: *pushes penny over the top*

Chris: penny is eliminated and your winner is RAVEN

*camera goes to edge*

Edge: now owen choose your team

Owen: my team will be Duncan, Penny, Zoey, Trent and Sam.

Raven: then my team will be Harold, Alejandro, Terra, Geoff and Annie.

Chris: the teams names will be

Team Uno:

Owen
Duncan
Penny
Zoey
Trent
Sam

Team Dos:

Raven
Harold
Alejandro
Terra
Geoff
Annie

Chris: and this is the end of the first episode of TOTAL DRAMA EXTREME RULEZ See you next time

Edge: YEAH!!

sumerjoy11 Me, Trent and Duncan? I like my team!

dxarmy423 ha

RavenRox2 AWWW YEAH! I WIN! but i i got all the sucky people!? WHY DO YOU HATE ME????????????

dxarmy423 i dont hate you think of it as a challenge

RavenRox2 well expect harold, Geoff, and alejandro to be dead the next morning! ....and i dont know terra or annie...

CyD12 awesome lov it! =D cant wait till next part!

agtimm Me,Raven,Geoff? NICE TEAM.

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gwen and duncan's relationship

posted by gwenlover1000

ugh who's there??" gwen said with tierd eyes. "it's just me sweetheart!!" i said looking at gwen. "duncan?? why are you here??" gwen said wondering why i came. "i came here to talk" i said winking at gwen. "talk about what??" she asked. "i wanna talk about us!!" "yeah what about us??" she said as she leaned closer to me. i felt numb all over my body when she did that. "our relationship!! i guess..." i said looking hopeless. "oh...us...um??" she said while looking confused. "i broke up with cortney" i said with a frown. "really?? you broke up with her??" she could tell i was lieing. "no it's...

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TD cast answer ur questions!!! (Mr. Coconut)

posted by starburst-rock

(OK!! My freaking iPod messed this up twice!! D:< 1 b cuz idk and 2 because of these stupid teen wolf ads!! Didn't we just get rid of the macys one? Sorry I'm like seriously peeved. Enjoy the interview!)

"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.

Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen said awkwardly.

"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first question Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl....

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Total Drama Summer Vacation-Episode 1 Part 2:Welcome To The Beach

posted by i_love_music

Courtney:Hello, 911!Someone vomited here and fainted.How is the adress?The Martin Hotel, the 205th room.
Bridgette:*cries*Gwen was my best friend!I think is gonna die!
Courtney:Don't worry!She..ha..h...had th..e.. wh...i....te f...ac..e...I agree with you*cries*
Duncan:What happened here!Why everyone cries?
Courtney:Dunky, look here!
Duncan:..Gwen?..Are you okay?
Courtney:I don't know!I called at 911 and I don't know when comes!

After 20 minutes...
Courtney:Goodbye, Gwen!
Bridgette:*cries and runs away*.

Bridgette's dream...
Bridgette:Aaaah!Gwen?Are you okay?
Gwen:I'm not Gwen!I'm a MONSTER!
Bridgette:Aaaah!Help!...

Total Drama How To Train Your Dragon Episode 1 Part 2

posted by 16falloutboy

ok guys, here are the dragons and the good news is....you get to pick what dragon you want to train!

Rosa: That sounds awesome!

yes it does, ok now go pick!

Dani: *looks at the Deadly Nadder* this dragon looks cute *pets the Deadly Nadder* you will be named Patrick like my husband

Patrick: you look awesome *pets the timberjack* you will be named Dani, ok bud?

*the timberjack nods it's head*

Rosa: *pets the Skulldren* you look cool *the Skulldren purrs* your name will be Crystal

well looks like the dragons like you guys, well the rest of you keep picking *smiles then I go pet Patrick my Deathwing*...

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Alejandro In Wonderland Part 1

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny Day At Camp Wawanawka And Alejandro Was Beginning To Grow Tired Of Duncan's Remarks.
Duncan:(After Finishing His Drink) I Can't Believe This!
Alejandro:Shut It, Juvie.
Duncan:Hey, Don't You Call Me A Juvie You Hot Spaniard!
Lindsay:You Are Such A Troublemaker, People Would Mistake You For A Gangster.
Izzy:But At Least I'm Not Dumb As You, Lindsay!
Lindsay:Shut Up.
Duncan Ignored The 2 Girls And Turned His Attention Back On Alejandro.
Duncan:I Still Can't Believe This. You Must Have The Worst Luck Ever!
Alejandro:Knock It Off, Duncan!
Courtney:Lay Off Duncan.
Duncan:At Least I'm Not...

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Bridgette In Wonderland Chapter 1 Down The Rabbit Hole

posted by soxfan89

It Was Another Sunny Day At Camp Wawanawka And Bridgette Was Getting Tired Of Listening To Her History Lesson.
Leshawna:The French Revolution Begab In May 1789 With The Convocation Of The Estates-General. King Louis XVI Was Executed In 1793 And Marie Antoinette....Bridgette!
Bridgette:I'm Listening.
Leshawna:And Marie Antoinette Gave A Speech That Would Rewrite European History Forever Buy Saying "Let Them Eat Cake!". She Would Be Executed In......Bridgette!
Bridgette:Hehe. Oh.
Leshawna:Will You Pay Attention To Your History Lesson?
Bridgette:I'm Sorry Leshawna, But How Can I Pay Attention To A Book...

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Jake's Adventure

posted by KataraLover

Trent became a singer his manager was Chris but he drove him too far he almost lost Gwen so he quit and became a lawyer like his dad. Trent and Gwen got married and had a handsome son named Jake who's best friends with Bridgette and Geoff's daughter Ariel. Jake and Ariel have a love for music Bridgette, Geoff, and Gwen don't mind but Trent doesn't want his son to have anything to do with music. Years later Jake and Ariel are 12 years old and are going to be going a a great adventure.

Trent-Hi Gwen I'm back from work
Gwen-Hello dear
Trent-How's Jake? In fact*looks around* where's Jake
Gwen-I think...

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tdi south park

posted by gothemo1234

[tak]
I think I know the answer Mr.mcclaen

[duncan]
Mimimimimimimimi

[tak]
Shut up, Fat Boy

[duncan]
Hey, don't call me fat, you fuckin jew

[chirs]
duncan, did you just said the F word?

[duncan]
Jew??

[tak]
No, He's talking about Fuck.
You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass

[chirs]
tak!!!!

[duncan]
Why the fuck not?

[chirs]
duncan!!!!

[trent]
Dude, you said Fuck again

[chirs]
trent!!!

[gwen]
(Fuck)

[chirs]
gwen!!!!

[duncan]
What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody
Fuck Fuckytifuckfuckfuck

[chirs]
How would you like to go see the school councilor??

[duncan]
How would you like to suck my balls?

[Class]
uuuhhhh!!!

[chirs]
What did you say?!?!?!?!?!

[duncan]
ouh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, what I said was:
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS,?? Mr,mcclean

TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR sings REAL SONGS!! ep1

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: welcome to TDWT sings real songs and our first song is gonna be sung by Duncan, Alejandro, Trent and Tyler.

Chris: and the song is ....... TO BE LOVED BY PAPA ROACH

Chris: 3....2....1... go!!!

*music starts to play*

Trent: Listen up, turn it up and rock it out
party on, I wanna hear you scream and shout
this is real, as real as it gets
I came to get down to get some fucking respect
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal
taking it back to a hardcore level
you better be ready, put your pedal to the metal.

Tyler: GO!!!!!

Trent: Whoa I'll never give in
Whoa...

The 3 spies part 6:real spi work

posted by blenson555

Normal Rachlle

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In double X's Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sue:God,hes a pussy!double X:Now girls it was good of you doing that,but we don't want anything like that again!So wear your normal cloths and i'll see you all next week!Tiffany:Kick ass!*The girls get out of the car*Rachlle:Lets get to hour homes and change Sue:How am I supposed to change I'm in my normal cloths!Tiffany:Well this is real spi work,come to my house i'll find cloths that are black for u!Sue:I look like a stupid fucking nerd!Tiffany:What about me?Sue:You look good!Tiffany:Thanks!Part7:Blending in coming soon!

Normal Tiffany

Normal Sue

He's lazy, rude, sarcastic, and I'm in love with him. (a Noah love story)

posted by brittnw15

No One's POV
*groans* Chris why are we doing this again ?, Trent asked. Because the viewers love drama and I love making money, Chris responded. But this is crazy, we're going to miss the whole school year, Beth said. Don't worry about that, you can make up school work between challenges, Chris said. We are still going to miss prom!, Heather shouted. Not like it matters, you couldn't even get a date to your semi formal, Gwen laughed. Heather turned around in her bus seat and glared at Gwen. Don't even bring that up again, she demanded. I think I just did, Gwen snapped. LADIES, no fighting, atleast...

Total Drama Zombie Chapter 2 Mansion

posted by cindy1310

[Courtney's car runs out of gas in front of an old mansion full of dust and cobwebs]
D:Great we ran out of gas.
T:Look an old mansion!
C:There's probably zombies in there.
G:It's either deal with the zombies in the mansion or deal with the hundreds of zombies.
D:What's it going to be Princess?
C:Fine.
[They cautiously walk through the door.They start hearing moaning sounds]
C:Who's there?
D:Zombies.Time for a slash fest.
[A blonde comes from a door unexpectedly]
Monica:Hi!I'm Monica!
G:Hi!Before we get acquainted can we look for bite marks.
M:I wasn't bitten by a zombie.
C:You know about the...

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The Criminal Meets the Princess a Monica-san story chapter 15

posted by IDDfan

This chapter is dedicated to 7thGradeGenius and rubberduck2 and duncan-superfan because they always comment and they will ve really happy that it doesn't finish yet, actually another story continue thanks to monica-san

15.Twitter and Asthma

Courtney took a deep breath, breathing in and out. For about three minutes, she will be doing this, and then she will go back to work. She rubbed her temples and took another deep breath.

“Do you have asthma, babe?” Duncan whispered in her ear lowly. “If you do, I’d gladly give you mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. I’m not complaining.”

Courtney swiftly...

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Total Drama TV Episode 2 part 1/4: Ten Missed Calls

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Did Jacki REALLY bang Duncan?

Redirect from One Missed Call

That next morning...

Brittani and Jacki: *walking to the restrooms with toothbrushes and toothpaste, talking about Duncan*

Brittani: I think we should form an alliance.

Jacki: What?

Brittani: You, me and Duncan should form an alliance. I mean, he likes me and i know you like him.

Jacki: Well.....ok

: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Jacki: Do I like Duncan? ...Yes. I mean, come on, he is SO sexy!

Duncan: Do I like Jacki? A bit....ok, a lot!

Jacki: And I'm just waiting for him to make his move.

Duncan: *making out with Jacki, they both fall off the chair and start um......doing...

Get A Clue Aravi Velez's Perspective

posted by IDDfan

I know what are you thinking who the hell is aravi velez???? well is a girl from fanfiction.net there's a lot of dxc storys and some of them are really good and I think this is really good so here it is and I don't wanna still credit so I have to say that I don't write it aravi velez write it

now that thesse is clear

the story

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It was another day on the set of Total Drama Action, where the final five remained: Courtney; Duncan; Lindsay; Harold; and Beth. Justin was voted off the day before, due to Courtney pretending to like him, JUST to get...

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Total Drama Goth chapter 1: Intros

posted by kk99aa

The Cast

Vannessa: Hello people who are on cartoonetwork
right now!

Duncan: Umm hi.....

Vannessa: Not not you Duncan!Well LOOK! The
campers are coming!

*boat pulls up*

Jared: Hey everyone!

Vannessa: So jared... It says here you are a boy,
you love music and you dont cut
yourself.

Jared: That's right.

Vannessa: It also says you have a crush on
Courtney right?

Jared: *blush,walks away*

Duncan: >:(

Vannessa: Next up is....

Theresa: Theresa!!!!!!!!!

Vannessa: XD Well it says that you are goth am I
right?

Theresa: Yes I am

Vannessa: Could have fooled me

Theresa: >:( *walks away* *whispers to jared: if
she...

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Total Drama Town Chapter 10

posted by GwenTrentDude

sorry if I havent been writing them but you try waking up at 4 everyday and go 2 school for 6 hours with no rest & sleeping at 10 nd doing the same thing all over! :'( & sorry if its short am soo sleepy.. :( ..

Chapter 10: Say Wha...??

It was morning as Marlo woke up on the floor with Pizza on her head. " Damn what the hell ? Crap I gotta stop passing out on peoples bedrooms!" She got up to see the rest on the floor and Jared was somehow under the bed. She got up and went to the hallway. She saw Carlys parents eating breakfast as she quietly backed up and went to Carlys room again. She...

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duncan,courtney,and ashley(part 5)

posted by god-of-love

"courtney,courtney get up!"said courtney's mom."hey mom,wat time is it?"asked courtney with her hand in her head."is 12:30pm u need to go to work,and when u come back we need to talk"said courtney's mom."um...mom i dont work any more...i stopped cuz i was going to work with gwen,and i got the jod but i start tomorrow."said courtney getting her laptop and putting it in her lap."is ok sweetheart u did need a break from that jod,and kissing duncan."said courtney's mom."ok i will be in my room with ur step father,u know his really sick."she add walking out of courtney's room."ok mom tell him hi...

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Trying to open the fucking door!!!!!!!!!!!! (To Bubble_Babe ^^)

posted by Darksiidee

*A not-real version of TDA's 13. Courtney didn't come back*

Harold: Let Me doing this!
Heather: NO! it's obvius that u don't know how to open a strong box!
Duncan: Becouse u do.
Heather: No! i mean, YES! i mean! DON'T STAY THERE AND HELP US!
Duncan: Ok... *stare at the door* *watching* *thinking*
Heather: MOVE ON!!! *Try to open the door*
Harold: Get away!! *push Heather* *try to open the door too*
Heather: *grab Harold's shirt* *start to fight*
Duncan: -_-
Heather: *still fighting with Harold* *Harold falls against a wall* *she falls*
Harold: u r an idiot
Heather: u r a jerk either
Duncan: u r both...

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TDI Character playlist

posted by Duncan_Courtney

I looked up alot of the songs from fan videos, but alot I took from my ipod, so enjoy!Please don't bitch if some of the songs don't fit ;D. I'm going to be writeing a "TDI couples playlist" so please write in the comments any song that fit the couples (BESIDES DxC! I have like a blillion of those ones!

Duncan
Gives you Hell- The all American Rejects
I fought the Law- Green day
I hate my Life- Theroy of a Deadman
Know your Enemy- Green Day
The Anthem- Good Charlotte

LeShawna
Single Ladies- Beyonce
Bootylious- Destiny's Child
Jenny from the block- Jennifer Lopez
Independent Women- Destiny's Child
Milkshake-?????...