Chris: last time on Total Drama Reality Check! Our contestants pranked the other contestants.Cole arraged a fake date with 3 people. Lia, Annie, and Mathew getting them all pranked. And Layla gave a prank text to Marissa and Liza from Joss's phone. Not to mention Elisa beating up Layla! hehe... amazing. In the end, It was both Draven and Ashley who got voted off, but only Ashley who was going home. Draven is being my intern... I need him to still be here... ratings!!! Who will win? Who will barf? Who will want to quit the show? Find out right now on Total... Drama Reality check!
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's Girl's trailer)
Lia: So much quiet with Ashley gone.
Annie, May, and Lily: mhm.
(Layla and Fawn enter)
Layla: Just shut up you (beeeep)
Lia: Spoke too soon.
Fawn: I'm just saying that you need to be a little nicer to Liza and Marissa and... pretty much everyone.
Layla: Fawn. Read my lips. I. Do. not. Care. Okay? You got that? Good. (pats Fawn on the head)
(confessional)
Fawn: (Screams) If Layla is not gone soon. I am going to lose it!!!! Oh and now that I'm on the subject of bitches. Let's talk about Draven... really...He's an INTERN now?! *hands fly into the air in sheer anger* I can not believe this! *hits head against the wall consistantly* No no no no no no no
May: Really. We get Draven eliminated and he comes back as an intern. And now hes probobly going to know that I voted for him. This sucks.
Blake: Finally, Ashley's gone...now I don't have to deal with her anymore and that I will be able to feel tranquil without her calling my name. Although everything isn't exactly peaceful. Layla and Draven are still around. Let's just hope I can avoid being in their way. Anyway, I wonder what the next challenge is going to be?
Draven: It's good that I'm the intern now. I can now look at all the confessionals and see how to make my fellow team who voted me off pay for what they did... all must Layla. I already know some. Like Vincent has Bipolar and he always see's his imaginary girlfriend. Blake hates being called Blakey Snowflakey. I also need to get Jordan and Cole eliminated. They no that I stole Liza's bra. hmmm.. what to do. what to do...
(over)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Liza: I HATE LAYLA!
Marissa: I do too.
Elisa: hehe.. I still smell Chocolate milk in your hair.
Liza: When did you smell my hair??!
Elisa: never....
Liza: Mhm....
Chris: (intercom) All contestants come to set 7 NOW!
Marissa: never learn the word please do you Chris?
(set 7)
(All the contestants enter)
Chris: Okay. Are you guys ready?
Vincent: Ready as we'll ever be.
Chris: okay. While I tell you guys about today's challenge, my new intern Draven will set up the Tarantula pit.
Lia: Tarantula pit?
Chris: mhm. You heard me. Now before I explain today's challenge. There will be 8 parts to today's challenge and each part will have 1 member of each team in it. As for team Fake, you must kick out a player to not do today's challenge.
Fawn, Lily, Lia, and Annie: I VOTE LAYLA!
Layla: WHAT?!
Chris: okay. Layla, since you don't have to do today's challenge. You can go to your trailer and you also have invincibility!
Layla: OH YEAH! But... I'll stay here. I want to watch my fellow team mates suffer... I mean have fun.
(Fawn rolls eyes)
Chris: I like that spirit! Now. Let's start today's challenge. Today's challenge is based on the reality show "Fear Factor". As I said there will be 2 parts. Each part will have 1 member from each team in it. Each part is a challenge based off of Fear Factor. You can drop out if you want, if you do, the other person wins a point for their team.
Draven: I'm done sir.
Chris: Good boy.
(Confessional)
Mathew: Sir?! Good boy?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe?!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: okay. Today's challenge is for the 2 picked contestants to lay in a pit of tarantulas!
Joss: Tarantellas?!?
Chris: hehe... yeah you heard. Okay. so first up is Lia vs. Cole!
Joss: (sigh if releaf)
Lia: Your going down Cole!
Cole: Yeah what ever.
(Confessional)
Lia: This is going to be revenge for what he did to me last time! Putting me on a fake date with Jordan. psh. the pain still lives Cole. The pain still lives.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay you 2. In to the pit of tarantellas.
(Lia and Cole get into the pit of tarantellas)
Lia: ew. ew. ew.
Cole: (sigh) fills like home.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Forget you herd that.
Lia: mhm...
Chris: Time begins... NOW!
Lia: This isn't so bad.
Cole: Oh I'm use to this.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Just pretend I can't hear and I'm a ghost.
Lia: Can I be the one to turn you into a ghost?
Cole: HEY!
(1 minutes later)
Cole: I can do this all day. (get's bitten by a Tarantula) OUCH! I mean... no problem bro. (get's bitten by one on the neck) OH no... (faints)
Chris: And Lia wins it!
Joss: How is that even possible that he fainted? Tarantulas aren't even posiness!!
Chris: Well let's say some of them... not all of them.. are mutant tarantulas!
Lia: WHAT?!?! (jumps out) You could have killed me in there!
Chris: That's kind of the point. Now Draven? Take my old friend Cole to the infirmary.
Draven: Yes sir!
(confessional)
Layla: What is Draven doing?? I need to find out more... hmmmm...
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Lia since you got the a point, you win invincibility and a point for your team!
Lia: YES!
Annie: Wait what?
Chris: Did I forget to mention that if you win the round you don't only get a point for your team but you get invincibility if your team loses?
Robert: Um. No I don't think that came up.
Chris: Well you do!
Lia: YES!
Chris: Okay. The next challenge I will need to have Liza and May!
Liza: Come on Chris! Hit what me with what ever you got!
Chris: Your challenge is to eat 3 sheep eyes.
Elisa: WHAT!?!?!??! We have to eat sheep?!??!
Chris: No... May and Liza have to eat sheep. But you know.. you can eat sheep too if you want.
Elisa: NO! No one should be eating sheep!
Chris: (rolls eyes) Okay. Sit down by the bowl of eyes.
(confessional)
Joss: (sigh) I hope Liza's going to be okay eating the sheep's eyes.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay the first one to complete all 3 eyes wins the point for their team and invincibility if their team loses. Ready? GO!
May: (slowly picks up Eyes) Ewwww...
(Confessional)
May: W- Why did I have to be sheep's eyes?! Really Chris?! (barfs)
(Over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
May: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
Chris: This May take awhile... Will May and Liza die from the grossness? Will They surrive. And what other gross challenges do I have in mind? Find out when we return To Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!
(Infirmary)
Cole: W- where am I?
Draven: You got bitten by a tarantula.
Cole: Oh.. okay... Can I go now?
Draven: First. You do know That I just saved your life right?
Cole: I- I guess.. Thanks.
Draven: mhm. Now here's the thing. You have to return the favor.
Cole: Sure... What is it?
Draven: You have to tell everyone that you stole Liza's bra.
Cole: WHAT??!?!?!
Draven: Mhm... Tell them... or I'll play your audition tape.
Cole: NO! Don't! You wouldn't!
Draven: Watch me.
(Set 7)
Chris: And Liza finished her first eye!
Liza: I think I'm going to be sick. (barfs) Too late.
May: (swallows her first eye) There! Done! (sigh of releaf)
Chris: You still got 2 more left. And so does Liza.
May: Oh no...
(Confessional)
May: Doing this... I'm thinking... is the money even worth it?
Liza: Okay... I thought of something while I was puking my head out: Why eat it slowly... eat it fast and get it over with.
(over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (eats the whole 2nd eyes then the whole 3rd eye then barfs)
Chris: And Liza wins!
Liza: yay...
May: Crap!
Chris: D- Do you guys want to go in the infirmary?
Liza: I- I think I do.
Chris: Well Draven's already in there so... Chef?
Chef: What is it?
Chris: Bring these ladies to the infirmary please.
Chef: Agggh.. (picks May and Liza up and exits)
Chris: Okay next up we have Marissa vs. Fawn!
Fawn: Oh yeah! Let's do this!
Marissa: Good luck Fawn.
Fawn: Good luck Marissa.
Chris: Okay. Your challenge is another pit challenge.
Fawn: Oh no..
Chris: You have to lay in a pit of rats.
Marissa: ewww...
Elisa: Why does everything have to do with animals?
Chris: I'm doing challenges from the show fear factor so... yeah... well let's just get on with the challenge!
(Marissa and Fawn get into the pit of rats)
Marissa: ewwww...
Fawn: I know... Gross!
Chris: Time starts now!
Marissa: OW! One just pit me! Are they posiness?
Chris: No. Not theses... sadly.
Marissa: (sigh of releaf)
Fawn: OW! One bit- Ow!
Marissa: OUCHY!!!
Fawn: HEY! Stop it you little- OUCH!!!
Marissa: Okay that's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going crazy! (get's out of pit) (sigh of releaf) Finally.
Chris: Fawn wins!
Fawn: YES!
(confessional)
Fawn: That was worth it! I get to stay another week! WOOHOO!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay next is Jordan vs. Vincent!
Jordan: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is another eating challenge.
Vincent: More eye balls?
Chris: Nope. Buffalo Testicles! (takes cloth of table revealing 2 plates of Buffalo Testicles!)
(Vincent and Jordan try to hold in their barf)
Chris: Mmmmmmm..... delicious. But I'm not going to try them... you 2 are.
(Confessional)
Vincent: Kill me now.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. ready.... sety.... take your makers... GO!
(Vincent starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Jordan starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Vincent and Jordan barf)
Jordan: (gags) ewwww..
Vincent: I know right..
(2 minutes later)
Chris: Both contestants are half way done! Who will win it all?
Vincent: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! (Flips over the table and the Buffalo Testicles go all over Layla.)
Layla: AGGGGGHH!!!
Vincent: oops.
(confessional)
Vincent: hehe... I guess my Bipolar took the best of me... hehe...
Layla: Vincent is going down!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Well... as being that Jordan didn't flip the table in anger.... Jordan win invincibility and the point for his team!
Jordan: YAY!
Chris: Next is Robert vs. Blake!
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is to dive for 13 rings.
Robert: Oh that isn't so bad.
Chris: In a tank of cow's blood.
Robert: I spoke too soon.
Chris: Who ever gets the most rings, wins! Ready. GO!
(Blake and Vincent dive in the blood)
Blake: (Comes out for air) Can we have goggles please?
Chris: ummmm.. no!
Blake: Crap. (dives back in)
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Blake: I can't find one!
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Draven: (enters)
Blake: I got one! Finally!
Draven: Oh Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake:WHO SAID THAT!?!?!?
Draven: Over here Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake: Oh that's it Draven! Your going down!
Draven: Oh really Blakey Snowflakey!?!!? Is that true?
Blake: I am going to kill you!!!!
May: Blake! Calm down! Get to rings! You want to win right?
Blake: (sigh) I'll get you later.
Draven: ooooo I'm so scared Blakey snowflakey.
Blake; AGGH! (dives in the water)
Robert: (comes out of the water) Got one! (sets it on the side and goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in then comes back out) YAY! AWESOME! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (Goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in then comes back out) YES!
Chris: and Robert get's the last one!
Blake: CRAP!
(Confessional)
Blake: I swear... Draven is dead!
(over)
(Set 7)
Robert: Chris? Can we dry off?
Chris: ummm.. Nah.
Robert: agggh...
Chris: Next we have Joss vs. Annie!
Annie: OH YEAH!
Chris: Okay. Annie. Joss. Your challenge is to eat a can of living worms.
Elisa: Living worms?!
Chris: mhm you heard me.
(Confessional)
Elisa: Okay. Sheep's eye and Buffalo Testicles are bad enough. But living animals?! Chris is going to hear from the nature club at my school sooner or later.
(over)
(Set 7)
Annie: Get ready to eat worms Joss.
Joss: Umm... that's what we're doing.
Annie: Oh right.
Chris: ready go!
Annie: (eats a worm then swallows it) 1! How many are in here?
Chris: 20!
Annie: oh no..
Joss: (eats 1) 1! YES! 19 more to go!
Annie: 2! (sigh) I'm just going to dump the whole thing in my mouth. (picks up the can and dumps it in her mouth and swallows it)
Everyone: ewwww...
Annie: I'm okay! (barfs)
Chris: And Annie get's the point!
Annie: woho....
Joss: aw man!
Chris: Okay next is Elisa vs. Annie.
Elisa: Chris. This challenge better not have to do with animals.
Lily: I agree!
Chris: Hehe... well...
Elisa: Oh no.
Chris: The next challenge is to eat an African Cave-Dwelling Spider! Here they are!
Lily: Oh no.
Chris: First one to eat it fully get's the point.
Elisa: Are those claws?
Chris: Hehe... yeah.
Elisa and Lily: oh no.
Chris: Read go!
Elisa: Get calm with the spider Elisa. Focus on it... focus on-
Lily: DONE!
Elisa: WHAT!?!?
Chris: Lily get's the point!
Elisa: Aaggghh...
Chris: Okay. Our final round, unless we need a tie breaker, is Chilly vs. Mathew.
Chilly: Bring it Chris! Hit me with your best shot!
Chris: Okay! Your challenge is to eat a long 8 inches of Horse Rectum!
Mathew: (barfs)
Chris: hehe... yeah. So let's begin!
Chilly: I can do this! (starts eating it)
Mathew: ARE YOU NUTS MAN!?!?!?
Chilly: No. I just want to win! (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (takes small bites of it)
Chilly: (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (taking even smaller bites then barfs)
Chilly: (finishes it) OH YEAH! I finished it!
Chris: And chilly get's the point!
Chilly: Oh yeah!
Chris: Which brings us to a tie! In today's tie breaker, someone who did not win their challenge please volunteer to come up here.
Joss: I will!
Liza: Joss? Are you sure?
Joss: I will do it for my team!
Marissa: Joss you don't-
Joss: I will do it! Just let me!
Marissa and Liza: okay...
Chris: Team Fake? Any takers?
Blake: I'll do it!
Chris: okay. very well. Today's challenge, inspired by Jordan in the 2nd episode, is to drink.... Snake pee.
(Blake and Joss are about to barf)
Jordan: you had to bring that up Chris? Really?
Chris: hehe. Yeah really. The first person to drink a whole pint of the snake pee. Good luck.
(Confessional)
May: Yeah... Chris wants us dead.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Ready.... GO!
(Joss starts drinking the pee then barfs)
Blake: (starts drinking the pee then barfs in the cup) Oh no...
Joss: hehe... I'm going to win this!
May: Come on Blake!
Mathew: You can do this!
Blake: I can! (drinks the inter pint)
(Joss finishes the pint)
Chris: And Blake wins!
Blake: Woho...
(Blake and Joss faint)
Liza and Marissa: Joss!!?!?!
Chris: Team Real, see you guys tonight.
________________________________________________________________________
Okay, so Team Real has to vote someone off. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Liza (invincibility)
Jordan (invincibility)
Robert (invincibility)
Chilly (invincibility)
Cole
Joss
Marissa
Elisa
(Theme song)
(Team Fake's Girl's trailer)
Lia: So much quiet with Ashley gone.
Annie, May, and Lily: mhm.
(Layla and Fawn enter)
Layla: Just shut up you (beeeep)
Lia: Spoke too soon.
Fawn: I'm just saying that you need to be a little nicer to Liza and Marissa and... pretty much everyone.
Layla: Fawn. Read my lips. I. Do. not. Care. Okay? You got that? Good. (pats Fawn on the head)
(confessional)
Fawn: (Screams) If Layla is not gone soon. I am going to lose it!!!! Oh and now that I'm on the subject of bitches. Let's talk about Draven... really...He's an INTERN now?! *hands fly into the air in sheer anger* I can not believe this! *hits head against the wall consistantly* No no no no no no no
May: Really. We get Draven eliminated and he comes back as an intern. And now hes probobly going to know that I voted for him. This sucks.
Blake: Finally, Ashley's gone...now I don't have to deal with her anymore and that I will be able to feel tranquil without her calling my name. Although everything isn't exactly peaceful. Layla and Draven are still around. Let's just hope I can avoid being in their way. Anyway, I wonder what the next challenge is going to be?
Draven: It's good that I'm the intern now. I can now look at all the confessionals and see how to make my fellow team who voted me off pay for what they did... all must Layla. I already know some. Like Vincent has Bipolar and he always see's his imaginary girlfriend. Blake hates being called Blakey Snowflakey. I also need to get Jordan and Cole eliminated. They no that I stole Liza's bra. hmmm.. what to do. what to do...
(over)
(Team Real's girl's trailer)
Liza: I HATE LAYLA!
Marissa: I do too.
Elisa: hehe.. I still smell Chocolate milk in your hair.
Liza: When did you smell my hair??!
Elisa: never....
Liza: Mhm....
Chris: (intercom) All contestants come to set 7 NOW!
Marissa: never learn the word please do you Chris?
(set 7)
(All the contestants enter)
Chris: Okay. Are you guys ready?
Vincent: Ready as we'll ever be.
Chris: okay. While I tell you guys about today's challenge, my new intern Draven will set up the Tarantula pit.
Lia: Tarantula pit?
Chris: mhm. You heard me. Now before I explain today's challenge. There will be 8 parts to today's challenge and each part will have 1 member of each team in it. As for team Fake, you must kick out a player to not do today's challenge.
Fawn, Lily, Lia, and Annie: I VOTE LAYLA!
Layla: WHAT?!
Chris: okay. Layla, since you don't have to do today's challenge. You can go to your trailer and you also have invincibility!
Layla: OH YEAH! But... I'll stay here. I want to watch my fellow team mates suffer... I mean have fun.
(Fawn rolls eyes)
Chris: I like that spirit! Now. Let's start today's challenge. Today's challenge is based on the reality show "Fear Factor". As I said there will be 2 parts. Each part will have 1 member from each team in it. Each part is a challenge based off of Fear Factor. You can drop out if you want, if you do, the other person wins a point for their team.
Draven: I'm done sir.
Chris: Good boy.
(Confessional)
Mathew: Sir?! Good boy?! Are we in some kind of alternate universe?!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: okay. Today's challenge is for the 2 picked contestants to lay in a pit of tarantulas!
Joss: Tarantellas?!?
Chris: hehe... yeah you heard. Okay. so first up is Lia vs. Cole!
Joss: (sigh if releaf)
Lia: Your going down Cole!
Cole: Yeah what ever.
(Confessional)
Lia: This is going to be revenge for what he did to me last time! Putting me on a fake date with Jordan. psh. the pain still lives Cole. The pain still lives.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay you 2. In to the pit of tarantellas.
(Lia and Cole get into the pit of tarantellas)
Lia: ew. ew. ew.
Cole: (sigh) fills like home.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Forget you herd that.
Lia: mhm...
Chris: Time begins... NOW!
Lia: This isn't so bad.
Cole: Oh I'm use to this.
Lia: O.O
Cole: Just pretend I can't hear and I'm a ghost.
Lia: Can I be the one to turn you into a ghost?
Cole: HEY!
(1 minutes later)
Cole: I can do this all day. (get's bitten by a Tarantula) OUCH! I mean... no problem bro. (get's bitten by one on the neck) OH no... (faints)
Chris: And Lia wins it!
Joss: How is that even possible that he fainted? Tarantulas aren't even posiness!!
Chris: Well let's say some of them... not all of them.. are mutant tarantulas!
Lia: WHAT?!?! (jumps out) You could have killed me in there!
Chris: That's kind of the point. Now Draven? Take my old friend Cole to the infirmary.
Draven: Yes sir!
(confessional)
Layla: What is Draven doing?? I need to find out more... hmmmm...
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. Lia since you got the a point, you win invincibility and a point for your team!
Lia: YES!
Annie: Wait what?
Chris: Did I forget to mention that if you win the round you don't only get a point for your team but you get invincibility if your team loses?
Robert: Um. No I don't think that came up.
Chris: Well you do!
Lia: YES!
Chris: Okay. The next challenge I will need to have Liza and May!
Liza: Come on Chris! Hit what me with what ever you got!
Chris: Your challenge is to eat 3 sheep eyes.
Elisa: WHAT!?!?!??! We have to eat sheep?!??!
Chris: No... May and Liza have to eat sheep. But you know.. you can eat sheep too if you want.
Elisa: NO! No one should be eating sheep!
Chris: (rolls eyes) Okay. Sit down by the bowl of eyes.
(confessional)
Joss: (sigh) I hope Liza's going to be okay eating the sheep's eyes.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay the first one to complete all 3 eyes wins the point for their team and invincibility if their team loses. Ready? GO!
May: (slowly picks up Eyes) Ewwww...
(Confessional)
May: W- Why did I have to be sheep's eyes?! Really Chris?! (barfs)
(Over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
May: (slowly takes bite of Sheep's eyes and then barfs)
Chris: This May take awhile... Will May and Liza die from the grossness? Will They surrive. And what other gross challenges do I have in mind? Find out when we return To Total.. Drama.. Reality Check!
(Infirmary)
Cole: W- where am I?
Draven: You got bitten by a tarantula.
Cole: Oh.. okay... Can I go now?
Draven: First. You do know That I just saved your life right?
Cole: I- I guess.. Thanks.
Draven: mhm. Now here's the thing. You have to return the favor.
Cole: Sure... What is it?
Draven: You have to tell everyone that you stole Liza's bra.
Cole: WHAT??!?!?!
Draven: Mhm... Tell them... or I'll play your audition tape.
Cole: NO! Don't! You wouldn't!
Draven: Watch me.
(Set 7)
Chris: And Liza finished her first eye!
Liza: I think I'm going to be sick. (barfs) Too late.
May: (swallows her first eye) There! Done! (sigh of releaf)
Chris: You still got 2 more left. And so does Liza.
May: Oh no...
(Confessional)
May: Doing this... I'm thinking... is the money even worth it?
Liza: Okay... I thought of something while I was puking my head out: Why eat it slowly... eat it fast and get it over with.
(over)
(Set 7)
Liza: (eats the whole 2nd eyes then the whole 3rd eye then barfs)
Chris: And Liza wins!
Liza: yay...
May: Crap!
Chris: D- Do you guys want to go in the infirmary?
Liza: I- I think I do.
Chris: Well Draven's already in there so... Chef?
Chef: What is it?
Chris: Bring these ladies to the infirmary please.
Chef: Agggh.. (picks May and Liza up and exits)
Chris: Okay next up we have Marissa vs. Fawn!
Fawn: Oh yeah! Let's do this!
Marissa: Good luck Fawn.
Fawn: Good luck Marissa.
Chris: Okay. Your challenge is another pit challenge.
Fawn: Oh no..
Chris: You have to lay in a pit of rats.
Marissa: ewww...
Elisa: Why does everything have to do with animals?
Chris: I'm doing challenges from the show fear factor so... yeah... well let's just get on with the challenge!
(Marissa and Fawn get into the pit of rats)
Marissa: ewwww...
Fawn: I know... Gross!
Chris: Time starts now!
Marissa: OW! One just pit me! Are they posiness?
Chris: No. Not theses... sadly.
Marissa: (sigh of releaf)
Fawn: OW! One bit- Ow!
Marissa: OUCHY!!!
Fawn: HEY! Stop it you little- OUCH!!!
Marissa: Okay that's it! I can't take it anymore! I'm going crazy! (get's out of pit) (sigh of releaf) Finally.
Chris: Fawn wins!
Fawn: YES!
(confessional)
Fawn: That was worth it! I get to stay another week! WOOHOO!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay next is Jordan vs. Vincent!
Jordan: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is another eating challenge.
Vincent: More eye balls?
Chris: Nope. Buffalo Testicles! (takes cloth of table revealing 2 plates of Buffalo Testicles!)
(Vincent and Jordan try to hold in their barf)
Chris: Mmmmmmm..... delicious. But I'm not going to try them... you 2 are.
(Confessional)
Vincent: Kill me now.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Okay. ready.... sety.... take your makers... GO!
(Vincent starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Jordan starts eating the Buffalo Testicles)
(Vincent and Jordan barf)
Jordan: (gags) ewwww..
Vincent: I know right..
(2 minutes later)
Chris: Both contestants are half way done! Who will win it all?
Vincent: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!! (Flips over the table and the Buffalo Testicles go all over Layla.)
Layla: AGGGGGHH!!!
Vincent: oops.
(confessional)
Vincent: hehe... I guess my Bipolar took the best of me... hehe...
Layla: Vincent is going down!
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Well... as being that Jordan didn't flip the table in anger.... Jordan win invincibility and the point for his team!
Jordan: YAY!
Chris: Next is Robert vs. Blake!
Blake: Oh no...
Chris: Your challenge is to dive for 13 rings.
Robert: Oh that isn't so bad.
Chris: In a tank of cow's blood.
Robert: I spoke too soon.
Chris: Who ever gets the most rings, wins! Ready. GO!
(Blake and Vincent dive in the blood)
Blake: (Comes out for air) Can we have goggles please?
Chris: ummmm.. no!
Blake: Crap. (dives back in)
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Blake: I can't find one!
Robert: (comes out) I got one! (set's it on the edge)
Draven: (enters)
Blake: I got one! Finally!
Draven: Oh Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake:WHO SAID THAT!?!?!?
Draven: Over here Blakey Snowflakey!
Blake: Oh that's it Draven! Your going down!
Draven: Oh really Blakey Snowflakey!?!!? Is that true?
Blake: I am going to kill you!!!!
May: Blake! Calm down! Get to rings! You want to win right?
Blake: (sigh) I'll get you later.
Draven: ooooo I'm so scared Blakey snowflakey.
Blake; AGGH! (dives in the water)
Robert: (comes out of the water) Got one! (sets it on the side and goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (comes out of the water) YES! (goes back in then comes back out) YAY! AWESOME! (goes back in)
Robert: (Comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (Goes back in)
Blake: (Comes out of the water) YES! (Goes back in)
Robert: (comes out of the water) OH YEAH! (goes back in then comes back out) YES!
Chris: and Robert get's the last one!
Blake: CRAP!
(Confessional)
Blake: I swear... Draven is dead!
(over)
(Set 7)
Robert: Chris? Can we dry off?
Chris: ummm.. Nah.
Robert: agggh...
Chris: Next we have Joss vs. Annie!
Annie: OH YEAH!
Chris: Okay. Annie. Joss. Your challenge is to eat a can of living worms.
Elisa: Living worms?!
Chris: mhm you heard me.
(Confessional)
Elisa: Okay. Sheep's eye and Buffalo Testicles are bad enough. But living animals?! Chris is going to hear from the nature club at my school sooner or later.
(over)
(Set 7)
Annie: Get ready to eat worms Joss.
Joss: Umm... that's what we're doing.
Annie: Oh right.
Chris: ready go!
Annie: (eats a worm then swallows it) 1! How many are in here?
Chris: 20!
Annie: oh no..
Joss: (eats 1) 1! YES! 19 more to go!
Annie: 2! (sigh) I'm just going to dump the whole thing in my mouth. (picks up the can and dumps it in her mouth and swallows it)
Everyone: ewwww...
Annie: I'm okay! (barfs)
Chris: And Annie get's the point!
Annie: woho....
Joss: aw man!
Chris: Okay next is Elisa vs. Annie.
Elisa: Chris. This challenge better not have to do with animals.
Lily: I agree!
Chris: Hehe... well...
Elisa: Oh no.
Chris: The next challenge is to eat an African Cave-Dwelling Spider! Here they are!
Lily: Oh no.
Chris: First one to eat it fully get's the point.
Elisa: Are those claws?
Chris: Hehe... yeah.
Elisa and Lily: oh no.
Chris: Read go!
Elisa: Get calm with the spider Elisa. Focus on it... focus on-
Lily: DONE!
Elisa: WHAT!?!?
Chris: Lily get's the point!
Elisa: Aaggghh...
Chris: Okay. Our final round, unless we need a tie breaker, is Chilly vs. Mathew.
Chilly: Bring it Chris! Hit me with your best shot!
Chris: Okay! Your challenge is to eat a long 8 inches of Horse Rectum!
Mathew: (barfs)
Chris: hehe... yeah. So let's begin!
Chilly: I can do this! (starts eating it)
Mathew: ARE YOU NUTS MAN!?!?!?
Chilly: No. I just want to win! (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (takes small bites of it)
Chilly: (keeps eating it)
Mathew: (taking even smaller bites then barfs)
Chilly: (finishes it) OH YEAH! I finished it!
Chris: And chilly get's the point!
Chilly: Oh yeah!
Chris: Which brings us to a tie! In today's tie breaker, someone who did not win their challenge please volunteer to come up here.
Joss: I will!
Liza: Joss? Are you sure?
Joss: I will do it for my team!
Marissa: Joss you don't-
Joss: I will do it! Just let me!
Marissa and Liza: okay...
Chris: Team Fake? Any takers?
Blake: I'll do it!
Chris: okay. very well. Today's challenge, inspired by Jordan in the 2nd episode, is to drink.... Snake pee.
(Blake and Joss are about to barf)
Jordan: you had to bring that up Chris? Really?
Chris: hehe. Yeah really. The first person to drink a whole pint of the snake pee. Good luck.
(Confessional)
May: Yeah... Chris wants us dead.
(over)
(Set 7)
Chris: Ready.... GO!
(Joss starts drinking the pee then barfs)
Blake: (starts drinking the pee then barfs in the cup) Oh no...
Joss: hehe... I'm going to win this!
May: Come on Blake!
Mathew: You can do this!
Blake: I can! (drinks the inter pint)
(Joss finishes the pint)
Chris: And Blake wins!
Blake: Woho...
(Blake and Joss faint)
Liza and Marissa: Joss!!?!?!
Chris: Team Real, see you guys tonight.
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Okay, so Team Real has to vote someone off. You can either IM me, Inbox me, or comment below.
Here is who is on Team Real:
Liza (invincibility)
Jordan (invincibility)
Robert (invincibility)
Chilly (invincibility)
Cole
Joss
Marissa
Elisa
Chris:GOING THROUGH FANS THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM POPCORN GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM STAR GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team votes someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM POPCORN GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team star beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM STAR GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team star vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. You two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of you will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night or not but still one of you will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did you guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause you lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And you piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. You two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of you will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night or not but still one of you will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: DUN DUN DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did you guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause you lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And you piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the next episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck next time,huh?
........…..........................eat more waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a list of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck next time,huh?
........…..........................eat more waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a list of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like you guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the beach and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE BY ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE BY ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED
Chasia:Aloha *flips hair**grabs blowhorn*EVERYONE WAKE UP,AND GET IN YOUR SWIM SUITES!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I second that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are beach themed!!
Jared:Are you serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded by hot girls!
Harold:What do you mean you 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Rayven:Mother fucker!
*everyone walks outside in they're swim suites*
Jared:Girls are hot in they're swim suites
Trent:Ditto!
Harold:I second that!
Aydan:Hm *slaps all three of them*
J,H+T:OW!!!
Chasia:Today is...blind dates!!
Every girls but Rayven,Aydan and Penny:EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Aydan:I think Lindsay got lost in the forest..
Rayven:Me too
Penny:Yeah
Chasia:Today,the dates are beach themed!!
Jared:Are you serious?
Trent:*whispers to Jared*At least us 2 are surrounded by hot girls!
Harold:What do you mean you 2??
Trent:See,you are like a girl,a very wimpy sun-of-a-man :)
Jared: :3
Harold:GAWSH!!
Chris:Hi,Chris here for another exciting season of Total Drama!You know Courtney,Noah,Owen,Gwen,Duncan,D.j,Bridgette,Geoff,Trent,Izzy,Tyler,and Heather!But now we have 16 new characters! Bridgette:NO WAY!!! Chris:Shhhhhhhhhhhh!!! We have Emily,Mack,Rikky,Rochelle,Penny,Jake,Sam,Ray,Jake,Phil,Helena,Kylie,Mizzy,Avan,and Jaxon!NOw we are in a rain Forest as you can see sothe teams are...THe killer snakes are:Trent,Izzy,Jaxon,Kylie,Emily,Heather,Avan,Noah,Rochelle,Avan,Bridgette,Geoff,and Helena!THe screaming Fish are:Penny,Jake,Owen,Duncan,D.j,Tyler,Ray,Gwen,Mizzy,Mack,Rikky,Faith,and Sam!Now theChallenge is... Part 2 coming soon!!!
chris:last time on total drama dynamite....our contestants had to run against their will,and aydan cheated,and got elimnated..there is 5 contestants left:kari,nicole,megan,kate,and selena...who will avoid elimnation?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out next time on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the contestants:today's challenge....a water gun war!the one hit gets eliminated!
he handed everyone their guns,and kari got hit.
chris:see ya sister!
chris:4 contestants left...one winner..who will win find out next time on total drama dynamite!
