Chris: Welcome to....Total...Drama....Remixed.....Im your host..Chris McLean....DUH!
*bus pulls up*
Chris: And behind me is a bus....a bus filled with sorry suckers for this new season hahah...ok anyway...I would introduce every 1 but this is a a half-hour show....so we'll skip that part
*camaras fade to black then come back on 5 seconds later*
Chris: Ok so....time for our first challange haha
Rikki: But we just got here....
Chris: And ur point is???
Alajandro: Dont mind him....hes just a jerk *smiles at Rikki*
*Rikki blushes*
Chris: Moving on.....
Heather: Can we just start already???
Dani: So.....what do we now????
Chris: We...*phone rings* WHAT!!! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW HERE!!!*Chris leaves*
Robin: Is he always so.....
Noah: Before you say anything....yes he is
Riley: Im bored.....
Crystal: Same
Rayla(starburst): Any 1 want pie???
All: Yes!!!!
Lura: So....any 1 like wrestling????
Neon: Not the fake 1!!!
Lura:...........
Nathan: Great pie
Rayla(luckytaylor12): I agree
Rayla(starburst): Thx guys
Owen: Do u happen to have any more pie???
Rayla(starburst): No sorry
Owen: Awwww
Lindsay: Here Owen.....you can have my piece!
Owen: Thx Lindsay
Destrey: Any1 have any idea what the challenge will be???
Cody: Probally 1 that will seriously hurt or kill us
Trina: Ur so smart Cody!!!
Cody: Um thx
Zoey: It doesnt matter what the challenges r....bcuz im gonna win!!!
Heather: Someone is a bit 2 over confinedent aren't they!
Zoey: Who asked u Heather!!!
Heather: NO1!!!!
Zoey: EXACTLY SO SHUT UR FACE!!!!
Heather: MAKE ME!!!
Cassidy: OMG u girls r fighting already....just save it 4 later
Zoey nd Heather: Oh we will!!!
*Chris comes back*
Chris: Ohhhh we got a rivalry already haha
Duncan: Can we start this show so i can my money faster!!!
Tyler: No way man....if any1 is getting that money its gonna b me!!!
Izzy: You will all face the wrath of E-Scope hahaha*starts breaking things*
Martial: Wow shes crazy....
Zoey nd Heather: Great crazy girl is back.....
Zoey nd Heather: Stop copying me!!!!
Chris: .......Ok enough!!!!!
Chad: Can we start before all hell breaks loose?
Chris: Would you annoying kids let me speak!!!!!
*all stare at Chris*
Chris: Ok.....*throws documents on floor*
Paris: What with the documents???
Jake: I think he was going to get to that...
Star: I hope so.....cuz this is taking 4 ever
Nathan: So what do we do now???
Chris: With these documents here....ur first challenge is to .......find out the location of this season!
Cody: Can't u just tell us???
Dani nd Duncan: I agree!!
Chris: If i told u it wudnt b as fun now wud it
*all moan*
Chris: Now start working *alarm goes off*
*every1 looks at documents*
Izzy: This has a picture of sharks
Noah: Nd this has a map of....the pie factory???
Rayla(starburst): Did sum1 say pie!!!
-confessionals-
Destrey: that girl is obsessed over pie!!
Martial: ......wats so special about pie to that girl???
Rayla(starburst): Wat???? I like pie!
-end confessionals-
Owen: Alot of this info is misleading
Alajandro: Typical Chris......
Riley: Well obvisouly we must b near water
Chris: Ur getting on the track
Noah: So....that only narrows it down so much
Neon: Ummmmm.....I may have it.....
Zoey: Speak already.......
Neon: Sumwere near Florida?????
Chris: Ha.......thats.....really close....crap....
Cassidy: Gud 1 dude.....
Neon: Thx
Chris: U guys got 5 minutes to find the correct answer......or else
Robin: Or else wat........
-confessionals-
Duncan: I hate when ppl still ask stupid questions like that......i mean dnt they waych this show
Heather: This is Chris we r talking about....we never know wat to expect anymore
-end confessionals-
*they all started guessing places nd were wrong*
Chris: And we have time 4 1 last guess nd it goes to Lindsay......Lindsay.....were do u think we r???
Lindsay:.....Pluto???
*Chris smacks his hand on his face*
Chris: No.........all of u failed which means....u all r in danger of being eliminated already hahaha......nd since we cnt continue until u all figure out were da f*** we r we r stuck here
All: *moans*
Chris: All of u sit over there so i can do my thing!!!
*all sit over there*
Chris: Ok......time 4 the questions hahaha.....Will Heather nd Zoey ever play nice????
Will these kids ever figure out were they r??? nd Did Lindsay truly believe we r on Pluto??? All these questions nd more will b answered next time on....Total....Drama....Remixed!!!!(nd end)
*bus pulls up*
Chris: And behind me is a bus....a bus filled with sorry suckers for this new season hahah...ok anyway...I would introduce every 1 but this is a a half-hour show....so we'll skip that part
*camaras fade to black then come back on 5 seconds later*
Chris: Ok so....time for our first challange haha
Rikki: But we just got here....
Chris: And ur point is???
Alajandro: Dont mind him....hes just a jerk *smiles at Rikki*
*Rikki blushes*
Chris: Moving on.....
Heather: Can we just start already???
Dani: So.....what do we now????
Chris: We...*phone rings* WHAT!!! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW HERE!!!*Chris leaves*
Robin: Is he always so.....
Noah: Before you say anything....yes he is
Riley: Im bored.....
Crystal: Same
Rayla(starburst): Any 1 want pie???
All: Yes!!!!
Lura: So....any 1 like wrestling????
Neon: Not the fake 1!!!
Lura:...........
Nathan: Great pie
Rayla(luckytaylor12): I agree
Rayla(starburst): Thx guys
Owen: Do u happen to have any more pie???
Rayla(starburst): No sorry
Owen: Awwww
Lindsay: Here Owen.....you can have my piece!
Owen: Thx Lindsay
Destrey: Any1 have any idea what the challenge will be???
Cody: Probally 1 that will seriously hurt or kill us
Trina: Ur so smart Cody!!!
Cody: Um thx
Zoey: It doesnt matter what the challenges r....bcuz im gonna win!!!
Heather: Someone is a bit 2 over confinedent aren't they!
Zoey: Who asked u Heather!!!
Heather: NO1!!!!
Zoey: EXACTLY SO SHUT UR FACE!!!!
Heather: MAKE ME!!!
Cassidy: OMG u girls r fighting already....just save it 4 later
Zoey nd Heather: Oh we will!!!
*Chris comes back*
Chris: Ohhhh we got a rivalry already haha
Duncan: Can we start this show so i can my money faster!!!
Tyler: No way man....if any1 is getting that money its gonna b me!!!
Izzy: You will all face the wrath of E-Scope hahaha*starts breaking things*
Martial: Wow shes crazy....
Zoey nd Heather: Great crazy girl is back.....
Zoey nd Heather: Stop copying me!!!!
Chris: .......Ok enough!!!!!
Chad: Can we start before all hell breaks loose?
Chris: Would you annoying kids let me speak!!!!!
*all stare at Chris*
Chris: Ok.....*throws documents on floor*
Paris: What with the documents???
Jake: I think he was going to get to that...
Star: I hope so.....cuz this is taking 4 ever
Nathan: So what do we do now???
Chris: With these documents here....ur first challenge is to .......find out the location of this season!
Cody: Can't u just tell us???
Dani nd Duncan: I agree!!
Chris: If i told u it wudnt b as fun now wud it
*all moan*
Chris: Now start working *alarm goes off*
*every1 looks at documents*
Izzy: This has a picture of sharks
Noah: Nd this has a map of....the pie factory???
Rayla(starburst): Did sum1 say pie!!!
-confessionals-
Destrey: that girl is obsessed over pie!!
Martial: ......wats so special about pie to that girl???
Rayla(starburst): Wat???? I like pie!
-end confessionals-
Owen: Alot of this info is misleading
Alajandro: Typical Chris......
Riley: Well obvisouly we must b near water
Chris: Ur getting on the track
Noah: So....that only narrows it down so much
Neon: Ummmmm.....I may have it.....
Zoey: Speak already.......
Neon: Sumwere near Florida?????
Chris: Ha.......thats.....really close....crap....
Cassidy: Gud 1 dude.....
Neon: Thx
Chris: U guys got 5 minutes to find the correct answer......or else
Robin: Or else wat........
-confessionals-
Duncan: I hate when ppl still ask stupid questions like that......i mean dnt they waych this show
Heather: This is Chris we r talking about....we never know wat to expect anymore
-end confessionals-
*they all started guessing places nd were wrong*
Chris: And we have time 4 1 last guess nd it goes to Lindsay......Lindsay.....were do u think we r???
Lindsay:.....Pluto???
*Chris smacks his hand on his face*
Chris: No.........all of u failed which means....u all r in danger of being eliminated already hahaha......nd since we cnt continue until u all figure out were da f*** we r we r stuck here
All: *moans*
Chris: All of u sit over there so i can do my thing!!!
*all sit over there*
Chris: Ok......time 4 the questions hahaha.....Will Heather nd Zoey ever play nice????
Will these kids ever figure out were they r??? nd Did Lindsay truly believe we r on Pluto??? All these questions nd more will b answered next time on....Total....Drama....Remixed!!!!(nd end)
Courtney
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
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To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS ARTICLE IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
Gwen
Heather
Izzy
Eva
Beth
Harold
Noah
Trent
Yurie
Yumi
Sumer
Brianna
Daisy
Andrea
Brooke
Donna
Anaciapari
Nelly
Lauren
Karen
Jacki
Brittnay
Geena
Rikki
Andi
Lisa
Ronnie (half)
JG
And more...
--------------------------------------------------
To all the rest of us not on this list, we are thankful. Duncan has many loves, and fortunatley, we aren't any of them. And we are thankfull for that.
THIS ARTICLE IS NOTHING OFFENDING THE DUNCAN FANGIRLS, I WAS JUST BORED SO I MADE IT
Perfection by Cage 9
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all you got, I'll show you all!
Some things are exactly what they seem
I will define the things you dream
Go check the scores again
All mine are perfect 10
They broke the mold when they made me
They saw perfection
Perfection
They saw perfection
I am perfection
I hold your life here in my hands
Though you try hard to understand
[?] one more time
A few of the rules will break
You'll wake up knowing just who I am
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all you got, bring it on!
I know it isn't fair
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all you got, I'll show you all!
Some things are exactly what they seem
I will define the things you dream
Go check the scores again
All mine are perfect 10
They broke the mold when they made me
They saw perfection
Perfection
They saw perfection
I am perfection
I hold your life here in my hands
Though you try hard to understand
[?] one more time
A few of the rules will break
You'll wake up knowing just who I am
I am perfection
Perfection
I am perfection
So take your best shot, give it all you got, bring it on!
I know it isn't fair