Chris: Welcome to....Total...Drama....Remixed.....Im your host..Chris McLean....DUH!
*bus pulls up*
Chris: And behind me is a bus....a bus filled with sorry suckers for this new season hahah...ok anyway...I would introduce every 1 but this is a a half-hour show....so we'll skip that part
*camaras fade to black then come back on 5 seconds later*
Chris: Ok so....time for our first challange haha
Rikki: But we just got here....
Chris: And ur point is???
Alajandro: Dont mind him....hes just a jerk *smiles at Rikki*
*Rikki blushes*
Chris: Moving on.....
Heather: Can we just start already???
Dani: So.....what do we now????
Chris: We...*phone rings* WHAT!!! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW HERE!!!*Chris leaves*
Robin: Is he always so.....
Noah: Before you say anything....yes he is
Riley: Im bored.....
Crystal: Same
Rayla(starburst): Any 1 want pie???
All: Yes!!!!
Lura: So....any 1 like wrestling????
Neon: Not the fake 1!!!
Lura:...........
Nathan: Great pie
Rayla(luckytaylor12): I agree
Rayla(starburst): Thx guys
Owen: Do u happen to have any more pie???
Rayla(starburst): No sorry
Owen: Awwww
Lindsay: Here Owen.....you can have my piece!
Owen: Thx Lindsay
Destrey: Any1 have any idea what the challenge will be???
Cody: Probally 1 that will seriously hurt or kill us
Trina: Ur so smart Cody!!!
Cody: Um thx
Zoey: It doesnt matter what the challenges r....bcuz im gonna win!!!
Heather: Someone is a bit 2 over confinedent aren't they!
Zoey: Who asked u Heather!!!
Heather: NO1!!!!
Zoey: EXACTLY SO SHUT UR FACE!!!!
Heather: MAKE ME!!!
Cassidy: OMG u girls r fighting already....just save it 4 later
Zoey nd Heather: Oh we will!!!
*Chris comes back*
Chris: Ohhhh we got a rivalry already haha
Duncan: Can we start this show so i can my money faster!!!
Tyler: No way man....if any1 is getting that money its gonna b me!!!
Izzy: You will all face the wrath of E-Scope hahaha*starts breaking things*
Martial: Wow shes crazy....
Zoey nd Heather: Great crazy girl is back.....
Zoey nd Heather: Stop copying me!!!!
Chris: .......Ok enough!!!!!
Chad: Can we start before all hell breaks loose?
Chris: Would you annoying kids let me speak!!!!!
*all stare at Chris*
Chris: Ok.....*throws documents on floor*
Paris: What with the documents???
Jake: I think he was going to get to that...
Star: I hope so.....cuz this is taking 4 ever
Nathan: So what do we do now???
Chris: With these documents here....ur first challenge is to .......find out the location of this season!
Cody: Can't u just tell us???
Dani nd Duncan: I agree!!
Chris: If i told u it wudnt b as fun now wud it
*all moan*
Chris: Now start working *alarm goes off*
*every1 looks at documents*
Izzy: This has a picture of sharks
Noah: Nd this has a map of....the pie factory???
Rayla(starburst): Did sum1 say pie!!!
-confessionals-
Destrey: that girl is obsessed over pie!!
Martial: ......wats so special about pie to that girl???
Rayla(starburst): Wat???? I like pie!
-end confessionals-
Owen: Alot of this info is misleading
Alajandro: Typical Chris......
Riley: Well obvisouly we must b near water
Chris: Ur getting on the track
Noah: So....that only narrows it down so much
Neon: Ummmmm.....I may have it.....
Zoey: Speak already.......
Neon: Sumwere near Florida?????
Chris: Ha.......thats.....really close....crap....
Cassidy: Gud 1 dude.....
Neon: Thx
Chris: U guys got 5 minutes to find the correct answer......or else
Robin: Or else wat........
-confessionals-
Duncan: I hate when ppl still ask stupid questions like that......i mean dnt they waych this show
Heather: This is Chris we r talking about....we never know wat to expect anymore
-end confessionals-
*they all started guessing places nd were wrong*
Chris: And we have time 4 1 last guess nd it goes to Lindsay......Lindsay.....were do u think we r???
Lindsay:.....Pluto???
*Chris smacks his hand on his face*
Chris: No.........all of u failed which means....u all r in danger of being eliminated already hahaha......nd since we cnt continue until u all figure out were da f*** we r we r stuck here
All: *moans*
Chris: All of u sit over there so i can do my thing!!!
*all sit over there*
Chris: Ok......time 4 the questions hahaha.....Will Heather nd Zoey ever play nice????
Will these kids ever figure out were they r??? nd Did Lindsay truly believe we r on Pluto??? All these questions nd more will b answered next time on....Total....Drama....Remixed!!!!(nd end)
*bus pulls up*
Chris: And behind me is a bus....a bus filled with sorry suckers for this new season hahah...ok anyway...I would introduce every 1 but this is a a half-hour show....so we'll skip that part
*camaras fade to black then come back on 5 seconds later*
Chris: Ok so....time for our first challange haha
Rikki: But we just got here....
Chris: And ur point is???
Alajandro: Dont mind him....hes just a jerk *smiles at Rikki*
*Rikki blushes*
Chris: Moving on.....
Heather: Can we just start already???
Dani: So.....what do we now????
Chris: We...*phone rings* WHAT!!! IM IN THE MIDDLE OF A SHOW HERE!!!*Chris leaves*
Robin: Is he always so.....
Noah: Before you say anything....yes he is
Riley: Im bored.....
Crystal: Same
Rayla(starburst): Any 1 want pie???
All: Yes!!!!
Lura: So....any 1 like wrestling????
Neon: Not the fake 1!!!
Lura:...........
Nathan: Great pie
Rayla(luckytaylor12): I agree
Rayla(starburst): Thx guys
Owen: Do u happen to have any more pie???
Rayla(starburst): No sorry
Owen: Awwww
Lindsay: Here Owen.....you can have my piece!
Owen: Thx Lindsay
Destrey: Any1 have any idea what the challenge will be???
Cody: Probally 1 that will seriously hurt or kill us
Trina: Ur so smart Cody!!!
Cody: Um thx
Zoey: It doesnt matter what the challenges r....bcuz im gonna win!!!
Heather: Someone is a bit 2 over confinedent aren't they!
Zoey: Who asked u Heather!!!
Heather: NO1!!!!
Zoey: EXACTLY SO SHUT UR FACE!!!!
Heather: MAKE ME!!!
Cassidy: OMG u girls r fighting already....just save it 4 later
Zoey nd Heather: Oh we will!!!
*Chris comes back*
Chris: Ohhhh we got a rivalry already haha
Duncan: Can we start this show so i can my money faster!!!
Tyler: No way man....if any1 is getting that money its gonna b me!!!
Izzy: You will all face the wrath of E-Scope hahaha*starts breaking things*
Martial: Wow shes crazy....
Zoey nd Heather: Great crazy girl is back.....
Zoey nd Heather: Stop copying me!!!!
Chris: .......Ok enough!!!!!
Chad: Can we start before all hell breaks loose?
Chris: Would you annoying kids let me speak!!!!!
*all stare at Chris*
Chris: Ok.....*throws documents on floor*
Paris: What with the documents???
Jake: I think he was going to get to that...
Star: I hope so.....cuz this is taking 4 ever
Nathan: So what do we do now???
Chris: With these documents here....ur first challenge is to .......find out the location of this season!
Cody: Can't u just tell us???
Dani nd Duncan: I agree!!
Chris: If i told u it wudnt b as fun now wud it
*all moan*
Chris: Now start working *alarm goes off*
*every1 looks at documents*
Izzy: This has a picture of sharks
Noah: Nd this has a map of....the pie factory???
Rayla(starburst): Did sum1 say pie!!!
-confessionals-
Destrey: that girl is obsessed over pie!!
Martial: ......wats so special about pie to that girl???
Rayla(starburst): Wat???? I like pie!
-end confessionals-
Owen: Alot of this info is misleading
Alajandro: Typical Chris......
Riley: Well obvisouly we must b near water
Chris: Ur getting on the track
Noah: So....that only narrows it down so much
Neon: Ummmmm.....I may have it.....
Zoey: Speak already.......
Neon: Sumwere near Florida?????
Chris: Ha.......thats.....really close....crap....
Cassidy: Gud 1 dude.....
Neon: Thx
Chris: U guys got 5 minutes to find the correct answer......or else
Robin: Or else wat........
-confessionals-
Duncan: I hate when ppl still ask stupid questions like that......i mean dnt they waych this show
Heather: This is Chris we r talking about....we never know wat to expect anymore
-end confessionals-
*they all started guessing places nd were wrong*
Chris: And we have time 4 1 last guess nd it goes to Lindsay......Lindsay.....were do u think we r???
Lindsay:.....Pluto???
*Chris smacks his hand on his face*
Chris: No.........all of u failed which means....u all r in danger of being eliminated already hahaha......nd since we cnt continue until u all figure out were da f*** we r we r stuck here
All: *moans*
Chris: All of u sit over there so i can do my thing!!!
*all sit over there*
Chris: Ok......time 4 the questions hahaha.....Will Heather nd Zoey ever play nice????
Will these kids ever figure out were they r??? nd Did Lindsay truly believe we r on Pluto??? All these questions nd more will b answered next time on....Total....Drama....Remixed!!!!(nd end)
