(OK!! My freaking iPod messed this up twice!! D:< 1 b cuz idk and 2 because of these stupid teen wolf ads!! Didn't we just get rid of the macys one? Sorry I'm like seriously peeved. Enjoy the interview!)

"BUT HE CAN'T EVEN TALK!!! PLUS I HATE COCONUTS!!!" Courtney yelled as she was pushed into the interviewing room. She stomped over to her chair and sat down.

Infront of her sat a rather large boy and a coconut. Better known as Owen and Mr. Coconut. "Hi." Owen said awkwardly.

"Let's just get this over with....." courtney sighed. "Your first question Mr....um....Coconut is from Colecutegirl. She asks "mr coconut how did you feel on ttotal drama island when you got eliminated on your first day of camp"

Owen whispered with the coconut then spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says he was glad to leave. Sure the million would be nice but he wanted to getaway from the tubby guy who ate his family.......wait. Mr. Coconut! I told you it was an accident!"

Courtney rolled her eyes as the boy and the coconut got into a mini argument. She cleared her throat. that got there attention.

"Moving on. Your next question is from Casacada1007. Her question is "mr.coconut did you liked owen?"

"Pshhhhhh of course Mr. Coconut likes me!" Owen said laughing a bit. He then made Mr. Coconut pop him upside the head. They whispered a bit. You hear "but Mr. Coconut!" and "But everyone likes me!" come from Owen.

"Mr. Coconut says its complicated." Owen finally answered. That for some reason got him a pop upside the head again curtsey of Mr. Coconut.

"Ok? Well your next 3 questions ate from Nocofangirl218. She asks "If ur a coucunut, how r u able 2 speak?" Courtney chuckles. "If he was able to speak I wouldn't be complaining about this interview."

"But Courtney-" Owen tries to say.

"SHHHH! Her second question is "2) R u freinds with Wilson? (from "cast-away")"

Owen whispers with Mr. Coconut then answers. "He says that when Chriss threw him in the ocean he had to travel for many days. That's when he saw a voley-ball in the middle of the ocean. That voley-ball was Wilson. Mr. Coconut and that ball are best friends now." Owen said, looking off into space.

"But that wasn't even-UHG! Nevermind! Her last question is "R u and Owen still freinds?"

They whisper and Owens sighs sadly. "He again says it's complicated."

Courtney couldn't help but snicker. "Your next 3 questions are from Noahstar1616. She asks "Did you instantly become friends with Owen, or did it take you a while to like him?"

Whispers then a sigh (A/N poor Owen! :/), then Owen spoke up. "Mr. Coconut says "Who said we were ever friends."

"Wow Mr. Coconut. Your a really big asshole." Courtney said, now feeling bad for the chubby boy. She shook her head then spoke up. "She also asks "How do you feel after being eliminated?"

"Mr. Coconut says it was a good/bad feeling." Owen said, finally smiling.

"Ok her last question is "If you haven't already, do you plan to get revenge on the person who eliminated you? If yes, how so?"

They whispered. Owen gasped. "Mr.Coconut!"

"Well?" Courtney asked.

"let's just say it's pretty much against the law everywhere." Owen said, now looking down at his belly.

Courtney's eyes widened. "Um.....well your last questions are from Poptrop300. Her first question is "Do you like being a coconut?"

The original routine happens. "He says that besides the fact that everyone wants to turn you into a cup and drink your blood out, it's pretty cool." Owen said while knotting his head.

"Poptrops second question is "If you could be anything else what would you be?"

"He says he would be Justin Beiber because almost every teenage girl and there mothers want to date him." Owen answered while giving Mr. Coconut a funny look.

Courtney sighed in relief. "Your Last and FINAL question is "Do you really like Owen or was he just ... Weird?"

Owen whispered to the coconut and a frown was put back on his face. "Mr. Coconut says he dosnt want to cause me anymore emotional pain." Owen told her.

Courtney stood up and smiled. "Well goodbye Owen and....er Mr. Coconut." she said exiting the room.

"Owen why didn't they let me speak?" Mr. Coconut asked

"Beats me."




(Idk why I just felt like making Mr. Coconut a douche. :P well that last part idk why I typed. Probably because it 1:40 in the morning and I'm laying on my floor in a snuggy. Well anyways next to be interviewed will be.......GWEN!!!! and I don't want any questions like "why r u such a bitch?" or "why did you have to turn into a gothic slut?" understand? Her interview choices are:
DUNCAN
HEATHER
TRENT
HEATHER

I would have put Courtney but she just got done interviewing a coconut...... I've been trying to write this more organised sooo I hope you like that! Please leave comments and CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. Imma go b4 this gets any longer. '^^ Please and thank you. Starburst-Rock.)