m i in a scene from A Midsummer Night’s Dream?
I thought raves like these died in the nineties
The forest is breathing along with us tonight
Upper class thugs take middle class drugs
And we all get lowered inside
This is not my scene I should not be here tonight
Laura, Laura, Laura
You could get me home tonight
Trance music bangs a comical dance of cardboard boxes and fish
We’re the fairies from hell and we’re all on a death wish
This is not my scene, this is killing me
I don’t wanna be here tonight
And the girl who can save me is well across the Pennines
Laura, Laura, Laura
Get me home tonight
Laura, Laura, Laura
You could get me home tonight
I thought raves like these died in the nineties
The forest is breathing along with us tonight
Upper class thugs take middle class drugs
And we all get lowered inside
This is not my scene I should not be here tonight
Laura, Laura, Laura
You could get me home tonight
Trance music bangs a comical dance of cardboard boxes and fish
We’re the fairies from hell and we’re all on a death wish
This is not my scene, this is killing me
I don’t wanna be here tonight
And the girl who can save me is well across the Pennines
Laura, Laura, Laura
Get me home tonight
Laura, Laura, Laura
You could get me home tonight
I should have known you didn't have the time my dear
To let this twenty-something bring you down with his list of fears
I'd like to think we had some fun times though
It's just my inability to think outside the box I know
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(We write to Santa Go!)
I could see your interest wane my dear
She wanted ‘Mary Poppins’ and I took her to ‘King Lear’
Yeah we've had some spills shall I say
And I thought you were going to leave, but not that you'd evaporate
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(We write to Santa Go!)
Please go to Santa, go to Santa, go go go....... (repeat)
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(Go to Santa Go!)
To let this twenty-something bring you down with his list of fears
I'd like to think we had some fun times though
It's just my inability to think outside the box I know
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(We write to Santa Go!)
I could see your interest wane my dear
She wanted ‘Mary Poppins’ and I took her to ‘King Lear’
Yeah we've had some spills shall I say
And I thought you were going to leave, but not that you'd evaporate
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(We write to Santa Go!)
Please go to Santa, go to Santa, go go go....... (repeat)
She was signed, sealed and lost in the post,
Gone where all the letters we write to Santa go
(Go to Santa Go!)
I’d say that this is the darkest song I ever wrote
No hint of a smile or the usual quirky anecdotes
No this is a song about someone new what not to say what not to do
So now I just think I’ll be honest
I hope that no one ever leaves
Cause I don’t want to be alone with me
Not with the things that rush up and down this infant spine
Here comes the love anxiety
Can’t let it grab a hold of me
Not like the last time
Why’d you have to wear skirts and heels like that?
She’s blinding anyway but now she’s floodlighting up the match
It’s twenty minutes ‘till showtime but the backstage is the stage tonight
So now I just think I’ll be honest
I hope that no one ever leaves
Cause I don’t wanna be alone with me
Not with the things that rush up and down this infant spine
Here comes the love anxiety
Can’t let it grab a hold of me
Not like the last time
Here comes the love anxiety
It’s going to grab a hold of me
Just like the last time
No hint of a smile or the usual quirky anecdotes
No this is a song about someone new what not to say what not to do
So now I just think I’ll be honest
I hope that no one ever leaves
Cause I don’t want to be alone with me
Not with the things that rush up and down this infant spine
Here comes the love anxiety
Can’t let it grab a hold of me
Not like the last time
Why’d you have to wear skirts and heels like that?
She’s blinding anyway but now she’s floodlighting up the match
It’s twenty minutes ‘till showtime but the backstage is the stage tonight
So now I just think I’ll be honest
I hope that no one ever leaves
Cause I don’t wanna be alone with me
Not with the things that rush up and down this infant spine
Here comes the love anxiety
Can’t let it grab a hold of me
Not like the last time
Here comes the love anxiety
It’s going to grab a hold of me
Just like the last time
I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you
She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I’ll wait if you stay ‘cos foggy London town’s not built for me or you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I love you
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with friends but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you
She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream fantasy
I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish stag do
And I’ll wait if you stay ‘cos foggy London town’s not built for me or you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I love you
And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes home with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with friends but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream fantasy
I've just had the craziest week
Like a party bag of lies, booze and then deceit
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud
It's therapeutic somehow
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
I put one foot forward and ended up 30 yards back
And am I losing touch or am I just completely off the track
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud
It's therapeutic somehow
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
Like a party bag of lies, booze and then deceit
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud
It's therapeutic somehow
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
I put one foot forward and ended up 30 yards back
And am I losing touch or am I just completely off the track
And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud
It's therapeutic somehow
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cos I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
I’ve met someone who makes me feel seasick
Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill to have
So many skills that her make her distinctive
But they’re not mine to have, no they’re not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
But I don’t care about the soaps, no I don’t care about the soaps
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
Though they work together, they can’t figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
This is no Bridget Jones (kill the director)
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
Oh what a skill to have oh what a skill to have
So many skills that her make her distinctive
But they’re not mine to have, no they’re not mine
Whenever she looks I read the nearest paper
But I don’t care about the soaps, no I don’t care about the soaps
Though I’m acting like I’m in an Eastenders episode
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
Don’t talk to girls they’ll break your heart
And this is my head and this is my spout
Though they work together, they can’t figure anything out
So with the angst of a teenage band
Here’s another song about a gender I’ll never understand
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
If this is a rom-com kill the director
Please
This is no Bridget Jones (kill the director)
Kill!
Kill!
Kill!
