Rosalie:"Enjoy Mongruel." Jacob:"Hey do you know what you call a blonde with a brain?" Rosalie:"Don't you finish that sentence!"Jacob:" A Golden Retriever!" Rosalie:" Urg!Don't you have anything better to do than ruin our lives?" Jacob" Nope. My schedule is clear until the day the Golden Retriever dies." Rosalie:"Maybe I should just kill you myself." Jacob:"Renesmee wouldn't like that." Rosalie:"She'll get over it if I tell her you jumped off a cliff." Jacob:"She wouldn't beleive that." Rosalie:"Well then she will just have to get over it." Jacob:"I'd love to see you try." Rosalie:"No you wouldn't...