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John was drinking a glass of wine. When he finished he looked at the stormtrooper Colonel Kramer called in. John gave him his E-11.

John: *Puts the glass on the table. He begins to walk around the table, going clockwise* Right. Now that we're all comfortable, I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the Lieutenant. He's an assassin. A well trained professional in the Rebel Alliance. His job is to shoot you Colonel Kramer, and you General Rosemeyer. He was sent from Yavin to Coruscant to help the Republic with a rescue operation, which brings us to our three friends, Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson. They are of course, members of the Republic.
Thomas: That's a lie.
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!
John: Their job was to not only rescue the General, but also infiltrate every planet under control by the Imperials which has been going on since, a month ago.
Barkley: That's another lie, you can't prove any of this!
John: *Stops walking* Can't I? *Looks at Morris* Any denials Lieutenant?

Morris didn't say anything, so John continued.

John: *Walks to the right* Now General. *Stops, facing General Carnaby, and pulls out his silenced blaster* Why don't you give us your real name, rank, and social security number?
General Carnaby: *Stays silent*
John: *Shoots his chair*
General Carnaby: *Jumps, and looks at John, knowing he'll fire his blaster again* Cartwright Jones, Corporal in the Rebel Alliance. USA-51-2764.
John: Thank you. *Puts his blaster away, and continues to slowly walk clockwise around the table* Having successfully infiltrated every planet under our control, what was the next phase in the Republic plan? To take down the most important one. How? Simple. Create a fake crash scene with a Rebel ship, and a fake General on board, and allow himself to be brought here to be tortured, and to afford a good excuse for Republic agents to come here, and rescue him.
General Rosemeyer: And you Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
John: To make my own way in, stop the enemies from completing their objectives, and then go into hiding on any planet in the Mid Rim.
Colonel Kramer: Jeez. That's incredible!
John: I couldn't have put it better myself.
General Rosemeyer: You are going to give us proof of who you are.
John: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am, what am I doing here? What can I possibly hope to gain? If I was a Rebel, or a Republic soldier, or spy, surely someone would have stopped me, and I wouldn't be here talking to you. I have nothing to gain. *Walks to Barkley* Also, these three men here, Barkley Thomas, and Christianson. If they are who they claim to be..

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John: Why would a stormtrooper bring them here? Surely they could make it here on their own. I doubt they even know where their orders come from, or who gives them their orders.

Stop the song

Barkley: We all work through contacts! It wasn't necessary or safe for us to know where our orders were coming from!
John: *Pulls out a little book* Yes, considering that I know his name, and you don't. *Opens the book, and shows a page to Colonel Kramer* Secondly General, you have a very powerful radio transmitter. Put a call out to Major Wilhelm Pulastra on the planet of Velmor.

Velmor, one of many planets in the mid rim is also between the Parlemian Trade Route, and the Daragon Trail.

Imperial Officer: *Walks into a bedroom, and turns on the lights. He sees Wilhelm Pulastra sleeping in a luxury bed with yellow blankets, and pillows* Major. *Moving the Major's shoulders back, and forth* Major. Major!
Wilhelm: *Wakes up* What?
Imperial Officer: It's Colonel Kramer from Schloss Adler in Chevrelium. *Picks up the phone* He says it's very urgent.
Wilhelm: *Takes the phone* Yeah. Major Wilhelm speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can you describe him?
Wilhelm: That will not be necessary. Ask him to show you his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
John: Certainly. *Moves up his sleeve, and shows his right forearm*
Wilhelm: Now two parallel scars should be there, three centimeters apart.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Wilhelm: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did you get those?
John: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Wilhelm: That is right, so tell him he's a traitor.
John: Tell him he's a renegade.
Wilhelm: *Laughs* That is Scmidt, no doubt about it.
Colonel Kramer: Thank you Major.
Wilhelm: Thank you Colonel. Goodnight. *Puts the phone back in it's place* Give me the water!
Imperial Officer: *Hands him a glass of water*
John: As you know the real Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson, were responsible for reporting back to Coruscant after every mission, and from there, they would receive a new mission.
Barkley: *Sweating* There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake.
John: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. *Walks over to Lieutenant Schwartz* Would you be good enough to get us more books, and pencils? We're going to get some more names from those three.
Lieutenant Schwartz: *Stands up, and goes to get the books, and pencils*

2 B Continued
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"MY PROBLEM WITH KYLO REN"

Kylo Ren has to be THE MOST overrated character I have ever seen in the Star Wars saga. I am amazed by how so many fans have gone out of their way to put this guy on a pedestal. My personal disgust for this worship has nothing to do with him being portrayed as a villain. There are plenty of other villains - within the saga or not - that I actually find interesting. My problem with Kylo Ren is that I do not find him either interesting or well written.

I will start this article with a question. What was the reason behind Kylo Ren aka Ben Solo embracing evil? What was...
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The stars of Solo: A Star Wars Story, Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge faced their toughest challenge - eating American and UK snacks and getting them to decide which country rules supreme
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE VIII - THE LAST JEDI" (2017) Review

Following the success of the Disney Studios' first hit STAR WARS film, "STAR WARS: EPISODE VII - THE FORCE AWAKENS", I had assumed that producer-director J.J. Abrams would helm the next chapter in the franchise's Sequel Trilogy. I was eventually surprised to learn that Lucasfilm president, Kathleen Kennedy, hired writer-director Rian Johnson to both write and direct "EPISODE VIII".

My positive reaction to the news about Johnson being hired by Lucasfilm originated with my reaction to his 2012 film, "LOOPER". I found Johnson's 2012 film to...
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Captain Smith: Gentlemen, as of this moment, all Imperials have been pushed away from Coruscant. We've done it. This planet is now ours!
Pilots: *Cheering*
Mary: *Walks over to Smith, and hugs him* I want you to have this. *Holding a box for the Captain* You're being promoted.
Captain Smith: *Opens the box, and sees his Major badge* Thank you.
Mary: Don't thank me, thank the General, but I would like to take you out to dinner. *Kisses Smith*

The song fades away as the other pilots cheer. Meanwhile on Chevrelium, things were not so pleasant.

General Kar: You have betrayed me for the last...
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John, and Morris walked into the center of the village, where the cable car station was. Three Imperial Troop Transports stopped next to the station.

Stormtrooper 75: *Opens the back door*
Stormtrooper 62: *Pushes Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson out* Go. Into the cable car station.

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John & Morris: *Climbing a ladder to the roof of the cable car station*

They walked towards the edge, climbed over a fence, and waited for the cable car to move up.

Barkley: *With Thomas, and Christianson. Their hands are tied with rope as they are being moved to the cable car station by two...
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I am a huge Star Wars fan, I've been a fan since I was 7 years old. I am what some would call an O.T. generation kid, but I also really loved the prequels and Jar Jar Binks as well, still can't figure out why some fan hate him so much, but this isn't about the prequels or Jar Jar, it's about Rogue One: A Star Wars Story.

As a "O.T." kid I loved this movie, all the small call backs to A New Hope were awesome and they were done right, they were not "ham-handed" and they did not feeling like fan service to me.

I fell in love with all the characters so quickly and that just made me care about them more and to me that is a sign of a great director and a great story teller. So, I say great job Gareth Edwards, great job.

I don't want to give any spoilers away, so I don't think there is anymore I can say without spoiling it. So, if you haven't seen Rogue One: A Story Wars Story yet........ what are you waiting for?
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Alarm (Start at 1:14): link

John: *Slowly opens the door, and sees that no one is watching them* They're gone. Coast is clear. *Walks out of the room with the others* Lieutenant, get the rope.
Morris: Alright.

As he was getting the rope, the other five slowly looked around the hallway. Dead Imperials were everywhere.

John: *Walks down the spiral staircase*
Mary: *Following John*
Cartwright: *Pointing his blaster at Barkley, and Christianson*
Imperials: *Walking up the staircase* Back up the stairs!!
John: Get back. *Pushes the others away from the stairs, and leads them forward to the other...
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Back at Mary's room.

Major Von Hapen: Goodnight Maria. *Kisses her hand* You are a very charming girl.
Mary: Thank you Major.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other just a little bit more.
Mary: Yes we must. Goodnight. *Closes her door*

Song (Start at 0:58): link

Major Von Hapen: *Gets a sudden urge that something's not right*
Mary: *Locks her door*
Major Von Hapen: *Hears the lock, and rubs his chin with his hand, and walks down the corridor*
John: *Watching Barkley, Thomas, and Christianson writing names in their books*
Major Von Hapen: *Walks pass the Tie Interceptor. It begins to snow again*...
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As John left the Alpine Bar, another song was heard: link

John: *Turns right, and walks down the street*

As he walked away from the bar, the song began to fade away.

Stormtroopers: *Passing by in an IFT-D*
Officer 94: How's it going?
John: Fine, thank you. *Salutes two Stormtroopers*
Stormtroopers: *Return their salutes*
Astro Droid: *Beeping as it exits a house, moving towards the two stormtroopers*
John: *Sees the wood shed, and opens the door, walking inside*

Mary was waiting for him. As soon as she saw John, she began to hug him, and the two kiss.

John: Take your clothes off.
Mary: But I-
John: Don't...
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You probably watch a lot of movies. We all do. Except for Amish people, but if you're Amish, you're not reading this. Every movie has a protagonist, but he/she is not necessarily always a hero (Deadpool, The Godfather, etc.). However, sometimes, characters who are supposedly heroes are not so heroic either. Of course, realizing this, I took it upon myself to figure out which "good" protagonist was the least good. After searching the realm of movies for many long years, I have come to believe that Luke Skywalker is the man I've been looking for. Here's why:

#1. His Reaction to Death
Luke has a...
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"STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES" (2002) Review

The fandom surrounding the 2002 movie, "STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES" has always struck me as somewhat a fickle affair. When the movie first hit the theaters over eleven years ago, many critics and film fans had declared the movie a major improvement over its predecessor, 1999's "STAR WARS: EPISODE I - THE PHANTOM MENACE". Some even went out of their way to declare it as the second best STAR WARS movie ever made. Another three to five years passed before the critics and fans' judgement went through a complete reversal....
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