Over the course of me seeing what the internet has to say about my favorite south park pairing, I have realized that the internet thinks that stan and kyle are gay. Who ever thinks this is ignorant of some key points in the show. First, stan and kyle are in or have been in other relationships with girls. Second, stan and kyle are only good friends and nothing more. This makes the stan and kyle are gay theory invalid. I wrote this because I am tired of seeing sexual pictures/fanart of the two online. I am also sick of accidentally stumbiling across fan fictions of the two being gay or them having sex.