20 Funniest TV Moments of 2015  

Jessica is unmoved by Louis\' plea to have a daughter (and his use of a cabbage-patch baby pic): "I don\'t think that\'s cute! I think it\'s freaky. It\'s like a curse! It\'s like this poor baby angered some witch who cursed her to be trapped in a cabbage body. Now she needs an emperor\'s kiss to release her from the curse, but the emperors are gone, replaced by democracy. So this poor cabbage baby is left alone in the fields to be pecked at by crows. And then a photographer comes along and he takes a photograph of her and sells it for lots of money, but he leaves her alone to a life of misery! For who could ever love a cabbage-faced baby?"

Meegan and Andre\'s first date proves she\'s not "one of those high-maintenance chicks."

Amy quits her job — but not before letting President Meyer know she\'s the worst thing to happen to America "since food in buckets, and maybe slavery."

-esque) entrance during her first visit to West Covina.

Forrest McNeil isn\'t about to pass up the chance to let a Magic 8-Ball dictate his day.

Dr. James\' skin stapler gets stuck in the head of DiDi\'s elderly mother-in-law.

Guest host Ryan Gosling keeps breaking during a sketch in which Kate McKinnon describes how 40 gray aliens took turns "gently battin\' my knockers around."

Dre and Bow — and Dre\'s parents — debate the use of the N Word after Jack drops it during a school talent-show performance of "Gold Digger."

Watch the first half of the scene here. (Bonus scene: Dre and his co-workers discuss the issue here.) 

Abbi and Ilana navigate a crowded New York City subway. 

Rather than let Times Square tourists take selfies with Elmo and Cookie Monster, Billy persuades them to be entertained by Julianne Moore as she recites monologues from her films — tears and all!

Dev auditions for a zombie movie via FaceTime — in the middle of a crowded coffee shop.

Nicole Kidman doesn\'t intend to make Jimmy Fallon blush when she tells him about their stealth blind date, but it happens anyway.

The ubiquitous Comedy Central and guest star Josh Charles deliver a pitch-perfect sendup of

— and skewer the ubiquitousness of rape culture in the world of sports.

After Galavant\'s titular hero risks life and limb to save his sweetheart, Madalena from her forcibly arranged marriage, the king\'s bride reveals that she\'s actually kind of a royal pain. 

Chris D\'Elia causes on-screen sis Bianca Kajlich to break character (and tears) when he reminds the actress of her topless scene in the film

. (Clip unavailable, but meme attached of the moment shot-by-shot.)

Everything about the Fox horror-comedy\'s Thanksgiving with the Radwells was gold, but the family\'s blatantly targeted game of Pictionary — seriously, what are the odds they\'d get "neckbrace whore" while playing against Hester? — had us doubled over.

Titus\'s "Peeno Noir" video is "an ode to black penis." "Classy!"

Having come into some serious dough (as

), Alison and Donnie make it rain in their bedroom... wearing nothing but their underwear.

The men of Pied Piper are forced to face their worst fear — they\'ve been hacked! — only to realize it was merely the result of investor Russ Hanneman leaving his pricey tequila bottle on the Delete key.