Scream Queens Recap: Boonestruck 

gave new meaning to the phrase “Once you go black, you never go back.”

Scream Queens: First Look at Chad Michael Murray and Patrick Schwarzenegger

No, really, Boone — who was able to walk the streets because strangers just assumed he’s Joaquin Phoenix — assigned a new meaning to it, telling Chad — who, for reasons beyond my comprehension, believed Boone was a ghost — that the only way he could return to the land of the living was by sleeping with Zayday.

Unfortunately for Boone, Zayday wasn’t exactly picking up what he was putting down, though even she must have appreciated his response to her compliment of his shirt. (“You know what it’s made of? … Boyfriend Material.”

) And because Plan A was a total bust, Boone resorted to Plan B: killing Earl Grey, the one guy Zayday actually

Boone planned for Gigi to be his second victim this week, telling the other Red Devil, “This has always been about you and me.” And he might have been successful in his plotting, had it not been for his fellow R.D. changing her mind, stabbing Boone in the throat. Like, for 

this time. (Also, can we talk about how Boone was 

to be gay all along? That might be the show’s biggest twist yet!)

CHANEL NO. 7 | Chad Radwell may not have a brain, but is it possible he has… a heart? “That’s how the Radwells roll; we make our beds and we lie in them,” Chad told Chanel after learning that he got Hester pregnant. Granted, he followed that up with “We lie in them with our creepy, neck-braced scoliosis wives,” but I’m choosing to focus on the fact that he’s willing to accept responsibility for all his risky porking. Sadly, Chad and Hester’s child will never see the light of the day — partially because she faked her pregnancy, but also because Chanel pushed her down the Kappa Kappa Tau stairs in the episode’s final moments!

STORY TIME | This week’s WTF subplot came courtesy of Denise Hemphill, who alleged that the best way to stop being scared of the Red Devils is to become scared of something else. There was talk of a hairy-armed old lady, a deadly selection of toilet paper and a Japanese monster that drags girls into sewers by their vaginas — I don’t 

Queens, any idea which (alleged) girl could be lurking ‘neath the other Red Devil mask? Do you think Hester is really a goner? And did you also have to Google Earl Grey’s name during the episode? Drop a comment with your thoughts on this week’s episode below.

Watching Hester go down the stairs really shocked me! It’s interesting seeing Chanel almost have a heart in some cases and then commit cold blooded murder over a boy. That said, Chad and Hester’s whole conversation about the future cracked me up the hardest of anything this episode. His increasingly frustrated explanations every time Hester said some variation of “we’ll see.”

I loved that scene too. Chad, Hester and Denise are the best parts of SQ.

Yes they are and it was nice all 3 had some decent screen time this episode.

The Chanel with the headphones, using them to communicate with Gigi and Boone. I’m betting she’s the other Red Devil.

Chanel No 3 I believe and I can see it being her. Like Boone she’s faking

But she thought he was a ghost at the start of the episode when it was just the two of them. That should eliminate her as a suspect.

Yeah, it’s not headphones. I read the recap first and just watched. Never again.

Maybe it was Hester and she’s not dead. She is weird, like Boone. Or maybe she is dead, and Gigi is the only one left.

Finally they killed off 2 major players from the show now I wonder who will die next.

Right? I might have swapped out Chanel No. 5 for No. 6, but other than that, FINALLY. :)

Diego Boneta (Pete) is also credited in every episode but he hasn’t been in every single one of them and we’re talking about Ryan Murphy he wouldn’t risk giving spoilers like that

we have already seen promo pics of lea in future eps plus lea mentioned filming a scene in a dark mall with red devil or devils then their is the pics of her in the finale.

While I think Hester is still alive #5 can be gone at any time now.

Niecy Nash is just hilarious. She’s just steals every scene.

Maybe the ominously missing Chanel #4 is the killer…I don’t think it’s any of the girls shown. She’d have to have brown hair because Boone her twin is brunette and so was the dead mother in the tub. So if it was a girl the only fitting would be Hester but she’s “potentially” dead and was at Kappa for most of the whole story. So I’d guess it’s Chanel #4 since we’ve never seen her and she “died” leaving Kappa or betraying Chanel (I honestly forgot because this show is seriously dragging).

Well, she wouldn’t HAVE to have brown hair. Do you really think any of the Blonde Chanels were actually born that way? ;)

How about #2? She also appeared as a ghost. It would be a let down if it were number 4 unless there was a funny twist.

Phew, I was soooo worried for my girl Denise for a minute. So glad Niecy is still around! She’s the best thing about this show.

How stupid you don’t even know the character yet you are mad? Let me guess some irrational hatred for a stranger?

Please tell me Tom isn’t petty enough to be mad over a character on a show he obviously doesn’t watch.

Haven’t seen the ep yet but this recap was so hysterical I’m still laughing over just the first two paragraphs. The writer of this should write a book or something lol

I hope Chad, Dean Munsch and Denise live to the end they are the best characters. At the beginning of the episode when Boone was talking to his twin on the phone he said something like “Have you talked to Zayday lately” so I’m guessing it has to be someone in the house not someone who we taught was murdered or anything. God I’m so curious who it’ll turn out to be!

Yeah this totally gave away who the killer is. Zayday only talks to ONE girl in the entire house. Zayday only has scenes with ONE other actress. The killer is obviously GRACE.

I don’t want Boone to be dead… He and Earl Grey were soooo hot!!! And the whole being in love with Zeyday thing was cute I wanted to see more of that!!! Also I miss deaf Taylor swift and predatory lez… Idk if care to watch anymore episodes :/

I think Hester survived. She’s give some ridiculous speech about it.

Stop saying she’s in the last 4 episodes. You said it like 12 times in this comment section. ALL the characters (even the ones who have been dead for weeks now) are part of the credits for all 13 episodes. So you’re logic is seriously flawed. You don’t know if she’s in the last 4 episodes.

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