8/10

I´ll trade german sheperd for one that speaks spanish

7/10

the rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of fromeldahyde, and a habit of decomposing right before your very eyes, along with the people inside.

6/10

I´ll trade a crashed motorcycle for a wheelchair

6/10

I love Pies and WEREWOLVES!

7/10


Watch your freakin' back!

5/10

Ahh, nitrocylgen and carrotsauce...my favorite!

6/10

Top gear!!!

7/10
get ready set.... wait someones not ready lets start
over... ready set..... you heard me get set....
woops are track practice is done, see you next year.

6/10 wtf?
Yo oh oh, whoaooh. Bang those doldrums!

8/10

let's hear it for america's suitehearts!

6/10

that african lion doesnt look very african

6/10

you could have knocked me out!




...with a feather...

7/10



Thank you, kind stranger.

1/10


that's what she said!

2/10


no, she said: killer taquache*!!!!!!!

*possum in spanish

7/10

waves of wooden legs

5/10

porn :P

11/10 XD

She's such a lovely sunny day,
She makes your clouds evaporate,
The condensation really pays,
When she makes you feel this way,
Like the blue sky up above,
She clears your mind with her love,
Even your shadow gets caught up,
So why does it always have to go?
Every place I go its wrote in stone,
That there is two sides of every story,
So I forget that a sunny day,
Is ended when the sun starts falling,
Or even when storm clouds start forming.
She's such a lovely sunny day,
Almost surprised its not been claimed,
Tell your friends who are out to play,
That there's no chance she might change.
Every race I run,
I've kept to the post,
But then thats another story,
So I forget that a sunny day,
Is ended when the sun starts falling,
Or even when storm clouds start forming.
She's such a lovely sunny day,
Ended when the sun starts falling,
She's such a lovely sunny day,
Ended when storm clouds start forming,
She's such a lovely sunny day,
Ended when the sun starts falling!

10/10 did you write that?

chickens fart when they feel lonely.

8/10

Leutenant: "Mr. President. You just started a nuclear war! What are you going to do next?"

President: "I'm going to Escalator Land!"

7/10

Hey there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m Cinderella on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the next best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t you even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed back to the street, but you can’t read my mind, oh, no, the rest is still unwritten. I may look like a fool, but the costume makes the clown. I need to be the kind of dream you never share, but, alright, I give in! I’m walking on quicksand every last time I come home. I may need a doctor to keep me busy, but I play the game like all the rest. My eyes are on fire, make me glow.

10/10

Paul the chicken is my cat that ate the cow in the hot pink jump suit. Then my friend, the cow girl, and her brother Charlie went to Candy Mountain, and skiing is fun in the winter time when all the birds had fled! Then Scrooge found the ghost of Christmas future and he told him his mama was so stupid she thought a microwave was a T.V. All at once a zombie showed up and watched the cats eat, because the strange voices told him too.

10/10


TINKLE TINKLE IN THE CAR!
YOU COULD REALLY USE A JAR!

8/10 No, it's a song by Nic Armstrong and the Thieves, it's called "She Changes Like the Weather"
link

Peanut butter toast deserves better recognition or else Will Smiths will go extinct.

5/10


コマーシャルを見て買いに行ったのに、すでにオモチャが売り切れていました。
以前販売していたオモチャがどうしてもほしいのですが。

マクドナルドの店舗で無線LANを使うためには？
ドナルドクラブを実施しているお店を教えてほしい。

マクドナルドのキャラクターについて教えてほしい
ロナルドとドナルドではどっちが正しいのですか？

11/10 (Not Random) Dang, you're lucky that you can speak Japanese.


(Random) Georgie Porgy, puddin' and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
they THREW THEM OUT THE WINDOW!

9/10

The strange voices told me to eat the magical special that killed David's parents. Wow the snow is really cold. Birds! Keep me away from the flying bras that talk!

8/10

Mistletoe snow and pink loth a cactus and tissues yes that it what I see

6/10

don't feel bad for the suicidal cats, they gotta kill themselves nine times before they finally get it right!

8/10

Okay children! I'm going to tell everyone a little story. Its about why there is an angel atop of the Christmas tree.

One day on Christmas Eve, Santa's workshop was absolutely chaotic. The elves couldn't make toys cuz they were all drunk and the reindeer were all nursing a hangover and couldn't power the sleigh. Now Santa was rather exasperated at all this and he goes into his wine closet to take a drink to cool his nerves, but alas the elves and the reindeer already drank it all. :( Now this got Santa really pissed and to top it all off his doorbell rang and an adorable little angel stood at his stoop holding a Christmas tree. Santa in a particularly grouchy mood said,
"What?!?" ready to slam the door on the little angel's face. Now the angel didn't seem bothered and motioning the tree, so sweetly asked,
"Where would you like me to put this Santa?"

(my dad told me that lovely story when we were decorating our tree the other day)

6/10

peroxide princes shine like shark teeth

7/10


I just humped my computer...felt sooooo good.

9/10

nutcracker can mean two very different things.

7/10 my dad says the same thing

ive got a lot of friends who are stars, but some are just black holes.

8/10

What am I going to pull out of my stocking this time. *puts hand in and pulls something out*

Will ya' look at that! Its a kitty!

6/10

Copyright Aidan Meacham 2008
All rights reserved.
Attempts to plagiarize, chuckle, return to pod, or otherwise eat s%*@ will result in
execution and the retrieval of all
cryptosporidium rights.
Soy un perdedor! La quito la simon!

10/10


I'm a little pug a rollie pollie bug.
I'm a dog from outerspace with a funny lookin' face.
I'm a PUG!
WHAT CHA GONNA DO!

7/10

we're gonna pants the pants of the dance dance dancer. you know who the dance dance dancer is? it's pete wentz himself. we're gonna pants his pants while we dance the dance dance dance.

6/10

NOOO!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE FRED?!?!

6/10

i did a walrus jump in a car with tilted windows with a teddy bear who knew my name was Frank so i murdered him with a hollow rope, but let's not talk about killing people with giant pumpkin squashes or hair highlighter, and no bringing inapporopriate clothing or weapons to school or to the squash factory. in other words: "pink is cool!"

7/10

What? That's what I said. No. You said Charlie. Charlie Cheese?
No. Charlie the baby. Oh wait. I meant connect. Which isn't related in any way to
The Force Unleashed.
He may be his uncle but he's just a fox you know. Ah.













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10/10

death to dr. ryan!



death by fire or by water?





fire.

Ham.

8/10

7/10

OMG! CATS MOSHING ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST LOOK AT THEM GO!
ITS AMAZING!
OMG!
WOOOOOOOP!

7/10

i'm inspired by your offbeat dreams

8/10

Chunky Monkey

6/10

if 7-11 is open 24/7, why are there locks on the doors?

6/10 Don'tcha mean EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Sing to the tune of Imagine by John Lennon*
Imagine there's no carrotsauce
It's hard to dooooooooooooooooo
No smell below us
Above us only pie
Imagine all the pee
Living for a pause
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100/10

Real Kosher Gelatin!

8/10

Waldo lives in your closet