Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm writing this article in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the top 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled by zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of ZANhar1
See?
2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.
3.The Zanarchy uses shitty music with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 posted polls with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
JOIN THE ZANARCHY.
The Zanarchy will help you to get the booty.
The darkness of the Zanarchy will give you salvation.
You will get a lot of money and bitches if you join the zanarchy.
Long live the Zanarchy.
4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent by the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that you are against the Zanarchy you are screwed,bro.They will imprison you and psychologically torture by playing ultra shitty music and by forcing you
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.
5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)
6.The Zanarchy hates heroes because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because heroes winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.
7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making pizza as well.
8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.
9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.
10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.
Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
You know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once stole all the candy supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.
I hope that with this article I managed to enlighten you about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.
*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and publish this article before its too late.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm writing this article in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the top 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled by zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of ZANhar1
See?
2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.
3.The Zanarchy uses shitty music with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 posted polls with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
JOIN THE ZANARCHY.
The Zanarchy will help you to get the booty.
The darkness of the Zanarchy will give you salvation.
You will get a lot of money and bitches if you join the zanarchy.
Long live the Zanarchy.
4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent by the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that you are against the Zanarchy you are screwed,bro.They will imprison you and psychologically torture by playing ultra shitty music and by forcing you
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.
5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)
6.The Zanarchy hates heroes because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because heroes winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.
7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making pizza as well.
8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.
9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.
10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.
Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
You know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once stole all the candy supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.
I hope that with this article I managed to enlighten you about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.
*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and publish this article before its too late.
Title says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a list at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of Halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny top 15 in this club. Why top 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
So yeah look forward to this and stay tuned to me if you don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy writing this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much more on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If You Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With You Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare You Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If You Killed A Balck Person You Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well You Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
You So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. You Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Fan Of You. You Cant Sing Or Dance. I Hope You Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Next He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare You Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If You Killed A Balck Person You Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well You Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
You So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. You Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A Fan Of You. You Cant Sing Or Dance. I Hope You Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be Next He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The Fans Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
