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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm writing this article in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the top 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which nobody rules,however this is far from being the truth.What the the Zanarchy truly wants is a world that will be ruled by zanhar1.Don't believe me?Just take a look at this analogy:
MONarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of a single person.
ZANarchy-Political system based upon the undivided sovereignty or rule of ZANhar1
See?

2.The Zanarachy is full of terrorists!
Zanhar1 herself is a fucking pyromaniac and there are a lot of members who are terrorists that are obsessed with blowing stuff up.

3.The Zanarchy uses shitty music with subliminal messages in order to brainwash people
Seriously,how many times has zanhar1 posted polls with songs that were so shitty that no person in their right mind could listen to them without getting a headache?Well my friends,the Zanarchy has put subliminal messages in all of those songs.After deeply analyzing the song,I managed to find the following messages:
JOIN THE ZANARCHY.

The Zanarchy will help you to get the booty.

The darkness of the Zanarchy will give you salvation.

You will get a lot of money and bitches if you join the zanarchy.

Long live the Zanarchy.

4.The Zanarchy arrests everyone that disagrees with them
Each of us has a spy sent by the Zanarchy that controls everything that we do in order to make sure that we wont revolt against the Zanarchy.
If they found out that you are against the Zanarchy you are screwed,bro.They will imprison you and psychologically torture by playing ultra shitty music and by forcing you
Oh shit,they also know that I'm currently typing this article.

5.The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs
The Zanarchy has many motorcycle gangs who go around villages and cities in order to pillage,murder and burn however they don't do rape though(although this could change in the future)

6.The Zanarchy hates heroes because they always want the villains to win
According to the Zanarchy villains must win because heroes winning is too fucking mainstream.Basically,if the Zanarchy manages to take over the world,all criminals will get away with their evil deeds.

7.The Zanarchy wants to forbid people from making cheese
Oh and they want to forbid making pizza as well.

8.The Zanarchy hates boobs
Enough said.

9.The Zanarchy has 3 evil goddesses that they're worship
Those 3 evil goddesses are:Bellatrix,Azula and Regina.Everyone knows that people who worship these 3 demonesses cannot be trusted.

10.The Ku Klux Klan has promised to support the Zanarchy in the future
The KKK were amazed at the fact that zanhar1 agreed with their"BURN EVERYTHING"theory and told the Zanarchy that they will support them in the future.However we still don't know if zanhar1 will accept their offer.


Bonus Fact:
The Zanarchy hates candylover246
You know that alien chick who's obsessed with Gaara?Well candylover246 once stole all the candy supplies of the Zanarchy and only managed to get away with the help of her alien friends.Because of this zanhar1 hated her so much that she decided to nickname her candySUCCER.

I hope that with this article I managed to enlighten you about the big threat that the Zanarchy is.

*Knock,knock*Oh shit, the Secret Agents of the Zanarchy are at my doorm,they came to take me away.I must hurry and publish this article before its too late.
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