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Skipper needs CPR

added by ladywhiplasher

Source: Command Crisis

I love that scene, I always burst out laughing, when I watch this^^ Sorry if this is already posted

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This Penguins of Madagascar screencap might contain business suit and wicket.

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Marlene1503 breathing,skipperXD

kowalkielol skipper, you need to learn to hold your breath while swimming XD

SJF_Penguin2 1. Check for responsiveness. 2. Check for breathing. 3. Give two breaths. 4. Begin chest compressions. 5. Rinse and repeat (err, that last one didn't sound quite right).

Penguinangel ^Oh gosh, not that. You wouldn't believe how many times we had to go through it in my gym class last year. I guess it paid of for Private and Skipper, though.

AgentJazzy00 @SJF XD Yeeeaaaahhhh... He is Chuck Charles and he can not swim. XD

kowalskiro Skipper you almost drowned yourself just for that?! Ruthless: I know. Those guys are psychotic sometimes. Skipper: I heard that! Ruthless: yeah, yeah. Whatever!! Me: you are Skipper. Skipper: (not happy)

KowalSkip9 @SJF: I almost feel as if I heard the last one somewhere. X)

iLikeKowalski XD What I can't believe is that he walked off the island into the pool. Like driving, Skipper! Keep your eyes on the road and not the microphone!

skiplead CLEAR!

Kowalski355 @Jazzy XD that just reminded me of the Episode Dr.Blowholes Revenge when Chuck Charles said "This is Chuck Charles and i cannot swim. Help."

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kowalski, where's your brain today??? rated: k for kids

posted by kowalski50

it's morning at the zoo:
kowalski says to skipper: i think you have pretty eyes!
skipper: uh are you ok kowalski???
kowalski: flibberty gibbet man im as juxtaposed as the next hamburger!!!
private: skippa i really think there's something wrong with kowaslki!!!( goes to kowalski and knocks on his head) is anybody in there???
kowalski: why i dont know sweety bun!!!
private: skippa he's really freaking me out.....
ow!!!
skipper: what happened private???
Private: he's pulling me very hard help skippa!!!
skipper: rico!!! code blue weapens check wa- wait we cant hurt our teamate we just cant but we have to find out whats wrong!!!

see what happens in number 2
thanks

Penguins of Madagascar Play Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Private: Can we get out of this one, Kowalski?
Kowalski: We are in a 6 by 8 inch cage made of steel with a model 40 lock. Wait, since when did you call the shots, Private?
Private: Skipper has a bad case of doctor hysteria. (Looks over in Skipper’s direction.)
Skipper is in fetal position, staring out into the distance and rocking back and forth slowly. Skipper: I have been captured by some unknown enemy. Walls closing in. The bars…squeezing in. Can’t breathe. General: the fifth squadron has been captured. May day. Man…down! (leaps up to strangle the bars) I know who has done this. It...

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Does anybody here actually tasted a penguin?

added by 27Kowalski

Source: Operation: Antarctica

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Private's Day

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Kowalski <3

added by Tressa-pom

Source: The Lost Treasure of the Golden Squirrel

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Guest hospitality?

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Source: me

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The many voices of Jeff Bennett! :D

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Operation: Skilene- Chapter 18: Really Together

posted by peacebaby7

“Really Together”
November 18, 2014

Skipper and Marlene smiled as they finished decorating the small Christmas tree in her habitat. Once they’d finished wrapping thin garlands and LED lights around it and hanging tiny hand-made ornaments, they stood back and admired their work.

“Well,” Skipper said, taking her by the waist from the side, “I think it turned out pretty well.”

Marlene smiled and rested her paw on his chest. “I think so too. I had a good time decorating it with you.”

Skipper looked back to the tree. “You too, Marlene,” he replied. “Let’s turn off the lights...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 17: Tuckered Out

posted by peacebaby7

“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014

Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she said to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...

This is gonna through!

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Operation: Skilene- Chapter 6: I Remember

posted by peacebaby7

“I Remember”
January 3, 2014

Note: I’ve typically been writing notes at the end, but for this case, I must make an exception as to be clear to you, or at least the ones who haven’t read my previous works. I have been thinking about doing a sequel to one of my stories, but never did because I didn’t think I could make anything long and commendable out of it. But with this project, I received some inspiration and motivation to do so in a short story. So, this short is a little sequel to “Skipper’s Curse.” If you haven’t read it before and plan to, be aware that this will contain...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 4: Reflecting on Doubts

posted by peacebaby7

“Reflecting On Doubts”
December 29, 2013

    “Hidy-ho, Marlene! Sound off,” Skipper called as he entered Marlene’s cave.

    “Right here, Skipper,” Marlene called back.

    Skipper found Marlene standing in front of her mirror with an uneasy look in her eye, smoothing back her fur and tracing over her cheekbones with her fingers.

    “You’ve been cooped up in here all day. Is everything all right, Marlene?” Skipper asked, coming up behind her. Marlene kept her eyes on her complexion.

    “Skipper,...

Operation: Skilene- Chapter 3: Bad Timing

posted by peacebaby7

“Bad Timing”
December 03, 2013

    “Hey, Skipper! Where’s the team?” Marlene asked as she entered the HQ.

    Skipper shifted between cameras on his surveillance screen. “Oh, they’re out doing some recon while I watch the cameras. Unfortunately, Christmas is a time for crime. So, we’re cracking down until the holidays are over. What brings you here?” he replied.

    “I was getting a little cold in my habitat and was hoping if it’d be cool if I stayed here until Alice bothered to turn up the heat,” Marlene told him....

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Operation: Skilene- Chapter 1: Guitar Lesson

posted by peacebaby7

Operation: Skilene
Author’s Note: I started on these a while ago, and have decided to finally publish them. Most of these shorts were inspired by a game on fanpop called “What would Skipper say (WWSS) Game” on pages 40-43. Thank you to 27Kowalski (on Fanpop), also known as SierraTangoEcho on deviantArt, for helping me with ideas and scenarios. Credit goes to her for the few drawings. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed writing them. They are in no particular order, other than the sequence they were written. Please review!

PS, for those following my “Operation: Challenge,”...

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Operation: Challenge— Prompt 22: Breaking the Rules 08.10.15

posted by peacebaby7

Breaking the Rules 08.10.15

“All right,” Kowalski said, shuffling the card deck. “We’re playing a game called ‘Obtenir Encore.’”

Skipper arched a brow. “What?”

“It’s French. Don’t worry about it,” Kowalski said. He dealt four cards to each player. “Dealer goes first and we move counter-clockwise from there,” he explained, picking up his hand and sliding the deck to the center of the table. He studied his cards and placed an ace of spades face-up next to the deck.

After studying his cards carefully, Private picked a card and placed a four of diamonds on top of Kowalski’s...

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The Others POM style :)

added by Skilene17

Source: Me, Paint and Photoshop express

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Humanized Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: This is my fifth installment of POM skits. My first was regular link, second was link skits, third were link skits, and the fourth showcased link in various antics. For this installment, they will all be humanized scenarios. Any title with a Roman Numeral next to it has a skit note associated with it at the end. I hope you enjoy!

41) The King of Rock and Roll [XXI]

Julien strutted down Park Avenue with his manager, Maurice, at his side. He wore a two hundred dollar pair of jeans, a leather jacket over a purple slim-fit silk polo shirt, and a pair of black Maui Jim sunglasses....

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Meet Skipper

added by kivamarie

I love Skipper cause he is my favorite :D

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Ultimate Slap Fight

added by kivamarie

now that's what I call a slap fiesta ;)

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Many More Miles To Walk: Epilogue

posted by peacebaby7

Five Years Later

“Are you nervous?” Laura asked as she adjusted Harold’s cap.

“Nah,” Harold answered with a smile. Laura crossed her arms and gave him a look. “Okay, fine!” Harold admitted. “Maybe a little.”

Laura smiled.

“You’ll do fine. Now, go! They’re waiting for you,” she said ushering him toward the stage.

“And now,” said a man at the podium, “our August Martin High School valedictorian of 2020, Harold Chance!”

Harold smiled and waved at the audience in the auditorium as they applauded.

“Thank you, everyone,” he said into the microphone. The audience silenced...