My Little Pony Friendship is Magic

My Little Pony Friendship is Magic F. U. R. - First Unicorn Radio (Pony RP)

NocturnalMirage posted on Apr 25, 2013 at 12:15AM
Hello and welcome! If you're hearing this, you have tuned in to FUR, the First Unicorn Radio, a station ran by unicorns, but meant for everypony. You are with Swift Echo, and this is the Midnight Route, I will be your host for the next two hours, when we turn off our filters. When your surroundings finally calm down, and everything's peaceful, we're setting our minds free, letting it wander to places beyond imagination, and discover new horizons. In the last hour of this day, and in the first hour of the next one, there is no taboo, no restrictions, just mental recreation. Of course we'll have a guest tonight in the show, and as usual, the identity of our guest will be a surprise. But, as our established custom, the first hour is just for the callers. So, grab a good drink, have a sip, then dial 555-804-NEIGH and speak your mind, because the Midnight Route is ready to roll!
Hello and welcome! If you're hearing this, you have tuned in to FUR, the First Unicorn Radio, a stati

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over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Swift Echo: Okay everypony, we're back from commercials! You're still on FUR, the First Unicorn Radio, and I'm still Swift Echo, you're listening to the Midnight Route. Remember, the number is 555-804-NEIGH, let's have a chat! While we're waiting for the first caller, let me share some of my observations with you... Where is it?! Ah! Got it! So... I was at the Grand Gallopping Gala for four times now, I've reported from last year's running of the leaves, and the Equestrian Games... The point is, I've seen our beloved Princess many times. OH YEAH, this next bit is about Celestia herself... She appears to have some kind of tendencies... in the flank region... Did you notice? Maybe because she's sneaking food from the Royal Kitchen when she trots out for a mindnight snack? Those cupcakes must add up... What do you think? First Caller!
Swift Echo: Okay everypony, we're back from commercials! You're still on FUR, the First Unicorn Radi
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Hey, it's uh me Shredder. The guitarist for Green Hay. I know Celestia is a princess, and all, but I don't think she should steal anything.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Hey there Shredder! Love your band. Bouleward of Broken Neighs, that song is bucking genius! Anyways, back to our topic, I don't think she steals it, practically the food is hers, like everything and everypony in the Castle, right?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I think half of it is hers, and the rest is Luna's.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Hmm, good point. Hah, the sweet little Luna! Wouldn't mind checking out her flank too! You know... just to make sure, she's not Nightmare Moon... for the good of Equestria! What about you? Come on, everypony thought of it at least once in their life! :)
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I think of it many times Echo. Every stallion has, at least once.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Yeah, that's true. But hey, at least we know we're alive! Many ponies come to me and ask, how I dare saying the things I say in the show, and I alway tell them: that is exactly why I created it. Everypony needs a place where they can speak freely, without any restriction, it's good for your health, don't you think? Oh and don't worry, we won't get banished to the Moon or soemthing, Celestia can't do that anymore, and believe it or not, she has a good sense of humor. Have you ever met her, Shredder?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I have many times. She's been to a few of my concerts.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Oooo, sweeet! Never considered her a rocker! Well, one learns something new every day... Hey, I was wondering... You're in a famous rock band, right? Do you have any cool stories that you could share with us? I'm sure there are many fans of Green Hay among the listeners...
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I don't know. Well uh, before I created Green Hay I was actually in the Pony Alliance fighting against Discord.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Oh, you don't say! I was a war correspondent at that time! Hey, in which unit did you serve?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: It was the 301st division. I had to protect Canterlot from Discord's army, which was given to him by this guy called Robotnik.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Oh yes, that army was huuuge! I was with the 54th artilerry unit, in Neigh York. It was a heck of a fight! Well, I guess we fought on the same side! Hah! The world is sooo small!
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…

Shredder: Yeah. Then about eight years after the war ended, I decided to create my band. I was still in the army, but was fighting against King Sombra at the time.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Uh, I've got some bad memories about that monster too. I was with a news crew, informing the world about the events, when our airship was shot down and a bunch of fanatic crystal ponies captured us... Well, some... unpleasent stuff went down, but eventually we were released after 7 months... After that, I moved to the civil sector and ended up in the FUR. We all had to do what we had to do, right? But, enough of that sad sh**t, let's lighten things up! Tell me, what's your opinion on this new princess... uh... Twilight Sparkle?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I heard she got too greedy, and as a punishment she was given a black man's voice. I don't think she'll be a good princess.
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over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo:Yeah, the interesting thing is that when I've met her in Ponyville a few months back, she seemed like a lovable and... well okay, sexy unicorn. I have a thing for bookworms they can be real crazy once you close the bedroom door, if you catch my drift. Anyways, I'd never thought she'd be a princess and now that she is... I don't know what to do with this... No actual feelings about it...
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Nearly everypony feels that way.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: I know... I just hope that this whole thing will not divide Equestria.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I don't think it will. Last time Equestria had a civil war, was over 100 years ago.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: I know. And if Princess Twilight messes up just a tiny bit, there's going to be another epic war I think.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I do not like wars, which is why I'm no longer in the army
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: I'm with ya. I've been a war correspondant for eight years. Been to many nasty places, seen many nasty stuff. It's just awful, you got nuts after a while. Doing a radio talk show is much better and relaxing. Plus I get to meet interesting ponies every day. AND the payment is way better. :)
What about ya? I'm sure being a rockstar has more advantages than being a soldier. I've heard that awesome mares attend your concerts, is that true?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Yeah, and sometimes my sister Rainbow Dash shows up.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Oh, I didn't know she had a brother! I've met her once at teh Grand Galloping Gala. She seems like a cool pony. I guess that trait runs in the family, huh?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Yeah, but I always do the right thing. Rock & Roll
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Well, yoour heard it ponies, Rock & Roll never dies! That calls for a song. Anything special you want me to play, Shredder? We've got thousands of records.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shreder: How about Let Em In by Paul McCartney?
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Here you go, mate! Your wish is my command. Now spinning, Let 'em in, by Paul McCartneigh. I'm Swift Echo and this is the Midnight Route on the FUR. Stay with us!
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over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
5 minutes later.

Shredder: That was awesome. Paul really does make great music.
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
Echo: Indeed, one of the best pony musicians of history. Decades have passed, and will pass, yet, his songs will still be remembered. A musician can wish for more? What do you think, Shredder?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: They always can wish for more. I guess that's why many people make newer versions of old songs.
over a year ago carlie445 said…
( RING! RING! This is the ringtone: )
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over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: I probably have to hang up now, don't I?
over a year ago carlie445 said…
( the phone stops and turns out, ITS QUEEN GALAXIA!!! ) Queen Galaxia: Not Necessary, Shredder. 2 phone lines. ( giggles )
( the phone stops and turns out, ITS QUEEN GALAXIA!!! ) Queen Galaxia: Not Necessary, Shredder. 2 pho
NocturnalMirage commented…
awesome pic over a year ago
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: You sound familiar. Are you Cadence? (he doesn't know Galaxia)
over a year ago carlie445 said…
( oh, gottcha. ) Queen Galaxia: no silly! This is Queen Galaxia.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Galaxia? And you said you were a queen?
over a year ago carlie445 said…
QG: yeah. You know how there are ponies in the stars? I put them there after death.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Wow. That must be really important
over a year ago carlie445 said…
QG: yeah, kinda hard... It takes almost 10 years for others to see them.
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Really?
over a year ago carlie445 said…
QG: lets face it, almost nobody cares anymore.... ( sirens sound ) OH COME ON! Sorry guys! its a code BH! RUN! ( phone falls on ground and someone else picks up )
???: hello?
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: Uhh... Hi?
over a year ago carlie445 said…
???: sorry, she forgot to hang up! ( CLICK! )
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: That was confusing.
over a year ago carlie445 said…
( a black hole starts sucking up the studio )
over a year ago Seanthehedgehog said…
Shredder: What was that?
over a year ago carlie445 said…
( Galaxia picks up the phone again ) Galaxia: uh, Shredder? RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! BLACK HOLE! ITS HEADING YOUR WAY! ( click )
over a year ago NocturnalMirage said…
(Sorry guys, been a little busy this weekend. It seems I missed out on alot.)

Echo: There you have it, folks! A giant black hole's coming this way! You heard it first, on the FUR! I believe we still have a few minutes, before we are all sucked into eternal oblivion, so here's a cool record that suits our situation pretty well! Ladies and gentlecolts, it's been an honor. Thanks for choosing the FUR as your Armageddon network! :)
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