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posted by Canada24

Derpy: Hey cousin.. I got the money.

Saten: Really, ho-.. You robbed another store didn't you?

Derpy: ... Maybe.

Saten: Derpy.. This isn't Fillydefia, you can't go around robbin-

Derpy: Maybe YOU can't.. But unlike you, I've been robbing sense I was a little girl, remember?

Saten: Yes.. Some seem to think that I'm a bad influence on you.

Derpy: (laughs) Oh please.. When I found you. You were pathetic.. I made you tougher.

Saten: Yes.. But you ALSO made me into a drunken pot head.

Derpy: Well, who ISN'T in our family (drinks Volga).

Suddenly Master Sword appears, covered in red, and holding a small knife.

Sword: Good news Saten.. I dealt with that that guy that made fun of you earlier.

Saten: Uhh.. G -Good to know.

Derpy: You know Sword.. There's a Carly girl might have things in common with.. Your both.. Something.

Sword: (cleaning blood off the knife) What makes you say that?

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The top greatest MLP fanfics I ever read, are also the most heartbreaking ones

posted by Canada24

#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized by these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One day Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..

#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...

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Saten Twist adventures 3

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: This town is full of ponies who have their cutie marks. Why don't we ask them how they did it?
Sweetie Belle: That's a great ''safe'' idea.
Scootaloo: Yeah. And we can start wit-
Saten Twist: *suddenly pops out* Me! Me! Start with me!
Scootaloo: *sighs* Okay. Fine.. How did you get your cutie mark?
Sweetie Belle: Ohh. This might be interesting actually *cutely sits down to lesson*
Saten Twist: Well.. It's part of why Derpy and I had to move from fillydelphia.

Filly Derpy: *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Filly Saten Twist: Hey Derp. Quite...

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Discord is back part 9.........Found the Emo, the fighter, and the Yeller

posted by applejackrocks

Lets Continue..........

Cotton Swirls started to run, looking for her friends, but suddenly, she bumps into something, and falls down.

CS: Oh, I'm sorry Blueber- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! B-Blueberry Swirl? A-Are you okay?

Suddenly, something pops out of the bushes. And CS starts to scream.

CS: WHO GOES THERE?!?!
Azura: Cotton Swirls, it's me Azura.
CS: (hugs her) Oh Azura! You survived Discord!!
Azura: Ummmm....he never came to me.
CS: Oh.
Azura: Are you okay?
CS: Yea. Where are the others? And where were you?
Azura: I was just ummmm...Doing stuff...
CS: Oh, where are the others?
Azura: I don't know, but we...

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Discord is back part 5 ......Pacifica is was a-

posted by applejackrocks

BS, CS, Azura, Nikki, Brawny, Score, and Pixel followed Stormy all the way To this little blue house. And Azura was curious about that house.
Stormy: Remember guys, his name is TwirlWhirl
Azura: Wow, that house is build up with a really ancient kind of wood...hmmmmm..AHA! It's called "Shilful" a kind of wood that Ponies of the year 1855 used to use. *smiles*
Nikki: Wow Azura, Your really smart. And where did you learn that?
Azura: Well Nikki, everything I see, read, watch, and touch stays permanently in my mind. Ahh, I remember that delicious soup I ate when I was 1 year old, it was. Red soup,...

Gran Turismo Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*

---

Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.

---

Stallion 55: *Standing by his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.

---

Julia: *Chasing a pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*

Gran Turismo...

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New Era : Reborn Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

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Dan - I know that Hooffman is dead but I need you to do something.
Ghost - Soldiers don't cry. And we can get revenge on GlobeX and get pleased.
Dan - Great. I need you to go back to the base you used thanathos in. They are about to launch an Nuclear Missile into Canterlot. You HAVE to stop them.
Ghost - Got it sir.

- - - -
Siberia - Russia.
GlobeX Arizone.
Hour 1932
Operation Codename : "Jet Fuel"

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Ghost - Jump jump jump!
Hardscope - *parachute down* All here?
Blaze - Aye. Let's move.
Ghost - This place is awfully cle-
GlobeX - *shoot at them*
Ghost - Ambush!
-23rd of May-
Hardscope - Mother... *throw...

On The Block Episode 25 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...

On The Block Episode 16 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...

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MAPLEQUEST

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Pegasus Maple Syrup tumbled out of bed, only to see her daughter Gummy Bear waiting for her. "C'mon, Mom, wake up!" Gummy said. Maple got up and stretched, and walked down the stars followed by Gummy. Maple lived a normal, tired, life and loved Gummy, but was very bored of having the same schedule every day: get woken up by Gummy, talk to her husband, Buttered Pancake, go to work, come home, cook supper, put Gummy to bed, and then go to bed herself. Buttered wakes up, goes to work, comes home, and then goes to bed. Gummy wakes up, goes to school, comes home, and then gets put to bed by Maple. But. even though she didn't know it, Maple was going to have a very different day today.

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On The Block Episode 4 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...

The Racer 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.

Jimmy: Will you stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*

Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.

Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.

Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding...

The Racer 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 10 PM as all the ponies taking part in the Cannonball Run prepared to make their start for the long trip to Los Angeles.

Host: Well let's go over a few things before we begin. As you probably already know, there are no rules regarding anything. Drive whatever you want, wherever you want, and how you want. The fastest run time is currently held by a pegasus named Rainbow Dash. And before you ask, she did not use her wings to transport herself.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Host: She did the run in exactly 25 hours with a Dodge Pegasus Hellcat.

Victor was waiting at his ambulance, still waiting for JJ...

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MLP Fan Mail Addresses

posted by karinabrony

Lauren Faust
My Firefly, Inc.
10880 Wilshire Blvd.
Suite 2100
Los Angeles, CA 90024
USA

Tara Strong
Voicestarz, Inc.
10061 Riverside Dr.
Suite 899
Toluca Lake, CA 91602-2560
USA

Cathy Weseluck
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA

Ashleigh Ball
"My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic"
Hasbro Studios
2950 N Hollywood Way
Burbank, CA, 91505-1072
USA

These were the only MLP fan mail addresses I could find.

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Ballad of the Crystal Ponies-Guitar Chords

posted by alinah_09

The Crystal Empire

Intro: Am G C Dm C Dm G

C         G
Princess Cadance needs our help
     Am             G
Her magic will not last forever
C     G
I think we can do it
Am
But we need to work together
F          C
We have to get this right
    Am    G     C
Yes we have to make them see
    Dm         F        ...

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Bronies: A rant on the Hate going too far!

posted by PhoenixRoyale

This issue makes Fluttershy cry!

Note: Out of 5 random bronies on this club (It was originally intended to be a certain group, but my patience goes up and down, and at that moment, I became a bit too impatient with the rest who didn't reply, so I asked some random bronies, who I wish not to say who), four have agreed that I should write a rant which targets this lovely situation. It may include pictures regarding of negativity about us, which may include stereotyping, immaturity, inaccurate portrayal, or just downright excessive hating. If you're about to prepare your Twilight Gun and go on a love and tolerate beatdown spree,...

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Discord is back part 8..........Everypony Hypnotized except....

posted by applejackrocks

Discord: This is so much fun!(takes tape out of Nikki's mouth)
Nikki: SCORE!! ARE YOU OKAY?!?!
Score: Whatever.
Nikki: Aww come on!!
Discord: Now Nikki, it's time, your turn!
Nikki: *gulp* you let me go!! Now!
Discord: I'm sorry Nikki, no can do.
Nikki: Grrrrr...(bites discord)
Discord: OW! What the hay!
Nikki: and there's more where that came from!
Discord: Look into my, sugarcube, you are getting sleepy, are you hypnotized by theses secrets that your keeping, nopony keeps a secret nopony keeps a secret....
Nikki: (eyes turn red) let me go-
Discord: Now Nikki, your the element of understanding right?
Nikki:...

Ring Of Fire

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Cosmic_Fusions Present

A My Little Pony Fan Fiction

Starring Tom Foolery & Nikki West in...

Ring Of Fire

Also Starring Komano from SeanTheHedgehog

STH's Larry Wilcox as Fred Greenley

And introducing SeanTheHedgehog's newest OC, Hunter

Also starring Amethyst Star as Melanie Lockmann
Goldengrape as Edward Calabrese
Comet Tail as Carlos Licciardi
Royal Riff as Benny Mulloch

Based off of the 1961 film of the same title

The song fades away as we focus on a gas station....

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MLP FIM THE ELEMENTS OF DARKNESS PONY SCRIPT PART 2

posted by rainbowdhbrony1

RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR FRIENDS I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE YOU JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST LOVE READING YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T YOU SAY YOU HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT YOU PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...

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The History Of Equestria: Musicians Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jimi Hendrix as a pony

link

One very famous Rock & Roll player was Jimi Hendrix. He was born in Seattle Washington in 1942, and unfortunately died in 1970. He was right hoofed when it came to playing guitar, but he played a guitar for ponies that were left hoofed.

Rainbow Dash: Hendrix is awesome! I listen to his songs all the time.

One day, at 6 AM

Applejack: *Sleeping at Sweet Apple Acres*
Rainbow Dash: *At her cloudhouse, not far away from Sweet Apple Acres, and wakes up* Time to celebrate living in the United States of Equestria. *Plays song on radio*

link

Applejack: *Wakes up from music* RAINBOW, WILL YOU TURN...