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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over by the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* More like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do you need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that you know...
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The last solstice

Chapter 4: Celestial monologues I.


Naaaaah! THERE IT IS AGAIN! WHAT IS THAT NOISE?! DO YOU HEAR IT?!

Of course I do… somepony’s outside… Yes… familiar hoofsteps… Luna…

OH YES, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNA, LUNAAAA… OR NIGHTMARE MOON????!!!

No! Don’t even say that name!

WHO KNOWS, CELESTIA? OUT OF THE MANY HORRORS YOU’VE DONE... WHICH ONE WAS THE WORST, HMM? BANISHING YOUR OWN SISTER TO THE MOON… OR THE OTHER?

I had to… I… I had no choice…

MUHAHAHAHA! AND YOU HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT! YOU DISGUST ME!

Stop it, stop it, stop it!!!

Ssshhhh! Somepony else is out there...
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Mike the pegasus
Mike the pegasus
Rainbow Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called you all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, or others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my friends being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because guns kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...
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Chapter 2: Where are we?

Spike awoke first to find him and his friends in a forest, the others were still sleeping. Spike nudged Twilight. “wake up Twi, I think you did the wrong spell.”

Twilight shrugged him away and opened her eyes, she was shocked at her surroundings. “wake up the others......” Twilight told him.

Spike woke up the other five, they looked just as shocked as Twilight had.

“congratulations Twilight, your spell teleported us into the middle of the everfree forest!” Rainbow dash said.

“this ain't no Everfree Rainbow, it's brighter than it and smells more lively.” Applejack...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Back at the train station, Pete was waiting to go to a meeting.

Pete: *Checking clock*
Percy: *stops inspection car on platform* Pete, we have something important to tell you!
Pete: Alright, but get that car out of the way. A train could be coming here soon.
Percy: *Moving inspection car out of way*
Pete: *Goes to bench, and sits on it*
Percy & Jeff: *Walk onto station platform*
Pete: What is it?
Percy: We were fixing track on Sherman Hill, like you told us to do, but some ponies in the mafia came, and attacked us.
Pete: That can't be good. We need to fix that track right away. If we don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods by truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye:...
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posted by ThatMarySue
The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please report to the rainbow sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow Heart blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the cloud floor as she stumbled towards the rainbow sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. Rainbow Heart flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at Rainbow Heart,...
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3 seperate stories.. All Simpsons skits...


STORY ONE:

Master Sword Dinky, and Derpy are employed as caretakers at a mansion. However the caretaker cuts the cable television wire and confiscates the beer, thinking this will ensure hard work from the family. While there the groundskeeper discovers that Dinky has power to read thoughts and says that if his Sword goes more insane than usual, that she should should use this to summon him. Dinky is confused about this, but the groundskeeper doesn't add anything more.

Sword goes to turn on the TV but finds static.

Sword: (calmly) Hmm, cables out.. Maybe...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't move out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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01:55
Operation : Last Hope
Demon Castle
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Pilot : I can take you this far, deploy.
Darkness - We are in your hands...
Commander - Aye, I'll give you opening. Immortals deploy!
Lightning - Let's deploy aswell.

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30 min. Later
Demon Castle.
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Darkness - Hunter do you hear me.
Hunter - Clearly...
Darkness - We are moving to the throne room an-
*explosion separates squad*
Darkness - Crap...
Lightning - I'll find other way go!
Darkness - throne room... *walks in*
Demon King - I was expecting you all here... Hahaha...
Darkness - Demon King...
King - refer to me as long don't add this grotesque demon to it.
Whiteheart...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Tom Foolery as Robin (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Inside a room in Celestia's castle, lots of ponies gathered around.

Timothy: I heard Twilight's back in the saddle.
Harry: Noise. Nothing, but noise. You think she'd find something better to do.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Twilight: *With Princess Luna* I'm ready to f**k her up again....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 2: link

Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when you push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are you telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When you hit the ball, you make it go at a far distance. When you push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...
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We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we stole from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take you to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell you now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. You must get defenses set up. A shield generator...
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#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top of the list. The things that...
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-Entree-

Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have you been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to dinner this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! Or worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? You alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...
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Anti-tank gun
Anti-tank gun
Green Flame sees that the enemy leader is Queen Chrysalis and her army is the changelings, they had lost their shape shifting power, which made them an easy target for Green. He silently clicked the hammer back on his rifle and pulled the trigger, Flame saw the changeling fall down quickly after the shot.

The other changelings responded by signaling to the tank drivers to fire at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their cannon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
posted by katewolf68
"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight said we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...
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There is a project going on right now called Double Rainboom. This project is where fans of MLP: FiM will attempt to make the First-Ever Fan-Made episode.

To go to the website, link.

To view a test animation that one of the people working on the project has done, link.

You are able to help with the project by contacting the crew via email at DoubleRainboomCrew@gmail.com.

If you have any questions regarding on this project, contact them at DoubleRainboomQuestions@gmail.com.
posted by StarWarsFan7
When Twilight Sparkle is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1, she is so devoted to studying that she even studies during her breaks, much to her assistant Spike's dismay. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as she states that "the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends" and that Night Mare Moon's return is a more important business to attend to.

When she is ordered by Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and...
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posted by Dragon-88
Soarin' out for his weekly practice until a bolt of lightning strikes him.
Soarin' out for his weekly practice until a bolt of lightning strikes him.
This was inspired by the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says Rainbow is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy day in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard you are the only pony who hasn't heard of or met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! You have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....
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