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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Mick & Doug rented a flatbed truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, you did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's not right. There's been a bunch of high performance cars going through our town, and I intend to stop them!
Geena: They haven't done anything wrong.
Donald: But they're going to! You're helping me whether you want to or not!

The yellow pegasus was concerned for her brother. He was the one causing trouble, but in his mind, the ponies gathering around to start their race were in the wrong.

A few hours passed, and it was dark. All the race contestants were enjoying a nice dinner in The Country Club of Darien, and music was being played for those who wanted to dance.

Song: link

Sergi: *Eating fish with asparagus*
Apyr: Not bad, eh?
Sergi: Da, agreed. How's your shrimp?
Apyr: Not bad. They really got good seafood.
JJ: *Sitting with Victor. They're both eating steak*
Victor: Good, right?
JJ: Yeah.
Victor: Your uniform fitting okay?
JJ: Yeah.
Victor: Good. We won't be behind any of those ponies when we floor it with our sirens on.
JJ: Now we just need a patient.
Victor: A patient?!
JJ: What if we get pulled over, and they see we don't have a patient?
Victor: You're right. We also need a doctor. Go see if you can find a doctor. I'll find us a patient.
JJ: Right! *Runs from the table*
Victor: *Walks around the room*
JJ: *Goes to Sergi, and Apyr* Hey, either of you a doctor?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: We're racers.
JJ: Sorry.
Victor: *Sees a blue, and pink mare* Hello, who are you gorgeous girls?
Linda: I'm Linda.
Lola: And I'm Lola.
Victor: Wow, you're gorgeous. Any chance I can get you to be a patient in my ambulance? I'm taking part in the Cannonball Run.
Linda: No kidding.
Lola: So are we.
Victor: Oh. You don't say.
Linda: We're running a brand new Pearla.
Victor: I thought Chevronet discontinued that.
Lola: They did, but it's back.
Linda: And we're gonna prove electricity is better.
Victor: You have fun with that. *Walks away*

After that, he accidentally bumped into a yellow pegasus with a pink mane.

Geena: Oh! *Drops her drink*
Victor: Oh no, I didn't mean to do that.
Geena: No, please. It was my fault.
Victor: No it's not. I didn't see where I was going. Here, come with me, and I'll get you another drink.

They walked to the bar, and as they arrived, Victor thought Geena looked beautiful.

Victor: Get this lady a refill on whatever she ordered earlier.
Geena: A water.
Bartender: Right away ma'am. Anything for you sir?
Victor: Just a ginger ale.
Bartender: Sure. *Goes to get the drinks*
Victor: Say, are you feeling fine?
Geena: Uh, I think so.
Victor: Are you sure? I have an ambulance, maybe I should take you for a ride.

JJ was still searching for a doctor.

JJ: *Goes to Mick & Doug* Hey, either of you doctors?
Mick: Are you kiddin'?
Doug: Y'all don't want us as doctors boy, we'd probably open the victim's skull by accident, and have the brains scattered everywhere.
JJ: Uh. *His face turns green* Thanks anyway. *Runs away*

As Mick & Doug continued eating their food, they didn't notice another pair of ponies walk past.
Bubba Wallace
Bubba Wallace

Bubba: You know it's just amazing to me that I came here to race in something other than Nascar, and yet I'm seeing a few other contestants from that sport.
Drake: Not to mention, one of your cars from when you raced with Richard Petty.
Bubba: Yeah, that's just so weird.
Drake: Let's not worry too much about it. The truck has new tires, new suspension, and we'll be able to lose everypony once we go off roading out on the dirt.
Bubba: And nopony knows I'm here.
Drake: Not even your wife. You're gonna be fine.
Drake
Drake


Back to Victor & Geena, who are now sitting at Victor's table.

Geena: I'm not that interested in racing to tell you the truth.
Victor: Well what are you interested in?
Geena: Nature mostly. You ever like spending time around trees?
Victor: Well I haven't honestly thought much about it.
Geena: Well they are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: You do?
Geena: *Nods*
Victor: Well listen. Thanks for the drink. If you ever change your mind, feel free to bump into me again.
Geena: Okay. *Walks away*
Victor: *Checks his watch* Where is JJ?

2 B Continued
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran you over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to you about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pictures of the new characters

Snow Wonder: link
Cosmic Rainbow: link
Heartsong: link
Annie: link
Blaze: link
Sophie Shimmer: link


Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hey everypony. Great to see you again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never said we weren't going to do jokes....
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)
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The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
The age-regressed Rainbow that was dropped off by Twi at Canterlot Castle-with everything she would need.
Looks like it's April Fool's Day in Ponyville-and Pinkie and Rainbow are on fire with their practical jokes. Every pony became a victim-except Princess Twilight Sparkle, who stayed inside to avoid the mayhem, watching from one of the windows of her castle. As she went to take a nap, Rainbow and Pinkie quietly went in to pull something off...


Rainbow: You got the red paint??

Pinkie: Are we really gonna do this? If we do, she's gonna grill our plots! Sorry, I'm not gonna get in trouble. Later! *takes off*

Rainbow: It's just a prank! What harm can it do?

Rainbow pulls out the paintbrush, dips in the...
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