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Mick & Doug rented a flatbed truck to pull their racecar out of the pool, and then they decided to drive the truck the rest of the way to Connecticut. They were close to the starting point in Darien, when a silver sedan cut them off.

Mick: *Honks the horn as he stops* Whut da hell is dat guy's problem?
Doug: He probably thinks he can cut others off simply cuz he drives one of them foreign cars.
Mick: Yeah, they always drive like assholes.
Donald: *Driving his silver sedan* Eh, I can't believe he almost hit us like that.
Geena: Well, you did run a stop sign-
Donald: I don't care!! Something's not right. There's been a bunch of high performance cars going through our town, and I intend to stop them!
Geena: They haven't done anything wrong.
Donald: But they're going to! You're helping me whether you want to or not!

The yellow pegasus was concerned for her brother. He was the one causing trouble, but in his mind, the ponies gathering around to start their race were in the wrong.

A few hours passed, and it was dark. All the race contestants were enjoying a nice dinner in The Country Club of Darien, and music was being played for those who wanted to dance.

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Sergi: *Eating fish with asparagus*
Apyr: Not bad, eh?
Sergi: Da, agreed. How's your shrimp?
Apyr: Not bad. They really got good seafood.
JJ: *Sitting with Victor. They're both eating steak*
Victor: Good, right?
JJ: Yeah.
Victor: Your uniform fitting okay?
JJ: Yeah.
Victor: Good. We won't be behind any of those ponies when we floor it with our sirens on.
JJ: Now we just need a patient.
Victor: A patient?!
JJ: What if we get pulled over, and they see we don't have a patient?
Victor: You're right. We also need a doctor. Go see if you can find a doctor. I'll find us a patient.
JJ: Right! *Runs from the table*
Victor: *Walks around the room*
JJ: *Goes to Sergi, and Apyr* Hey, either of you a doctor?
Apyr: Nyet.
Sergi: We're racers.
JJ: Sorry.
Victor: *Sees a blue, and pink mare* Hello, who are you gorgeous girls?
Linda: I'm Linda.
Lola: And I'm Lola.
Victor: Wow, you're gorgeous. Any chance I can get you to be a patient in my ambulance? I'm taking part in the Cannonball Run.
Linda: No kidding.
Lola: So are we.
Victor: Oh. You don't say.
Linda: We're running a brand new Pearla.
Victor: I thought Chevronet discontinued that.
Lola: They did, but it's back.
Linda: And we're gonna prove electricity is better.
Victor: You have fun with that. *Walks away*

After that, he accidentally bumped into a yellow pegasus with a pink mane.

Geena: Oh! *Drops her drink*
Victor: Oh no, I didn't mean to do that.
Geena: No, please. It was my fault.
Victor: No it's not. I didn't see where I was going. Here, come with me, and I'll get you another drink.

They walked to the bar, and as they arrived, Victor thought Geena looked beautiful.

Victor: Get this lady a refill on whatever she ordered earlier.
Geena: A water.
Bartender: Right away ma'am. Anything for you sir?
Victor: Just a ginger ale.
Bartender: Sure. *Goes to get the drinks*
Victor: Say, are you feeling fine?
Geena: Uh, I think so.
Victor: Are you sure? I have an ambulance, maybe I should take you for a ride.

JJ was still searching for a doctor.

JJ: *Goes to Mick & Doug* Hey, either of you doctors?
Mick: Are you kiddin'?
Doug: Y'all don't want us as doctors boy, we'd probably open the victim's skull by accident, and have the brains scattered everywhere.
JJ: Uh. *His face turns green* Thanks anyway. *Runs away*

As Mick & Doug continued eating their food, they didn't notice another pair of ponies walk past.
Bubba Wallace
Bubba Wallace

Bubba: You know it's just amazing to me that I came here to race in something other than Nascar, and yet I'm seeing a few other contestants from that sport.
Drake: Not to mention, one of your cars from when you raced with Richard Petty.
Bubba: Yeah, that's just so weird.
Drake: Let's not worry too much about it. The truck has new tires, new suspension, and we'll be able to lose everypony once we go off roading out on the dirt.
Bubba: And nopony knows I'm here.
Drake: Not even your wife. You're gonna be fine.
Drake
Drake


Back to Victor & Geena, who are now sitting at Victor's table.

Geena: I'm not that interested in racing to tell you the truth.
Victor: Well what are you interested in?
Geena: Nature mostly. You ever like spending time around trees?
Victor: Well I haven't honestly thought much about it.
Geena: Well they are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: You do?
Geena: *Nods*
Victor: Well listen. Thanks for the drink. If you ever change your mind, feel free to bump into me again.
Geena: Okay. *Walks away*
Victor: *Checks his watch* Where is JJ?

2 B Continued
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There are many "accidents" in this episode
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Episode 7

New Equestrian Order
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Canterlot - Tavern under the wet cat.

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Pony Elf - You don't have to...
Crimson - Hey you saved my friend life! More beer here!
Shadowknight - So, what is your name.
Lannel - My name is Lannel.
Crimson - Weird name...
Lannel - We elfs get name from different things. I was a bridge to my father leadership so that's what my first part of name means - bridge.
Shadowknight - And second?
Lannel - Women... I guess...
Crimson - Hmmm that's pretty OK.
Shadowknight - Well we get names just like you but less in poetry.
Crimson - My name was changed from Harvest, my father wanted...
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I feel that my version of Master Sword has enough popularity that this episode should be more or less HIS EPISODE..


Saten finally took a train back to Ponyville.

Loud police voice: GET DOWN ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE! (Saten freaks out and hides on the ground surrendering) I'LL SHOOT YOUR LEGS OFF!

Master Sword: (comes into view, driving police car). Hahaha! Gotcha.. Naw, it's just me.

Saten: Sword? You scared th- Oh shit, did you steal cop car!?.. That's crazy!

Master Sword: No, what's crazy. Is leaving it unintended, anyone cold of stole it.. Prove.. I did!

Saten: But dude! You can't steal police cars!...
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Top Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines Top Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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Random dialectics: Rainbow Rocks


Hello and welcome to my newest article in the series of reviews I've been doing every once in a while over the past couple of weeks. Okay, months... never mind that! I usually review movies, but for now, I have decided to take a closer look on the second Equestria Girls cartoon, Rainbow Rocks. It is quite obvious, yet I always state this nevertheless: if you haven't seen the cartoon yet... SPOLIER ALERT!

Although I gotta say, this review will be quite short compared to my other articles, since most of the internet reviewers have already summed the movie up pretty...
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