My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: New Era : Reborn Episode 8

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot Castle is controlled by GlobeX and they have fucking army in gardens. But your mission is to take VIP out of there. Name Rainbow Dash.
Sandman - Copy that. Let's go.
Watermark - *goes back to car* Damn explosions.. My ears can't take them god.
Sandman - Let's go *gets inside humvee*

-2 hours later-
Sandman - *jumps into trenches* Situatuon?
Private - Castle is unable to get. They have HMGs all around and alot of LMGs in garden. But we have UAV online.
Sandman - Request bombarding of one side.
Private - On name?
Sandman - Sandman.
Private - *leaves*
Ice - Shit... Isn't RainbowDash a celebrity.
Fire - More than that.
Damien - I heard she was about to ge-
*Half of Castle is bombarded*
Sandman - Flank them! *runs forward*
Damien - *slowly moves inside* Clear.
Ice - Stairs clear.
Sandman - Go Go Go!
Fire - Clear!
Damien - *kicks doors open* Clear!
Hunter 2-7 - Heli ready awaiting for you.
RD - Help!
GlobeX - Shut up! *smacks her*
Sandman - on me.
GlobeX - Stupid cunt... *grabs her* What you gonna do now eh?
RD - Don't hurt me...
Sandman - Wait...
GlobeX - *throes her on the bed* Hahaha! *puts gun go her head* You will do anything to stay alive?
Sandman - Now Damien.
Damien - *shoots GlobeX in the head*
Fire - *bust doors open*
Ice - Clear!
Sandman - Good job.
RD - Who are you...
Damien - Saviors.
Ice - Or Knights in shining armors!
Fire - Shut the hell up Icepick.
Ice - pfff...
Sandman - to heli!
RD - *enters the VIP heli*
Damien - Off we g-
Pilot - RPG FUCK! *RPG hits Heli as it goes down*
Sandman - Hold on!
Pilot - Mayday, Mayday we are going down Maydsy May-
*Heli crashes*

- 10 minutes later -
Damien - *slowly wakes up*
Fire - *drags hit Icepick to cover*
Sandman - They are focusing on us.
Damien - *grabs M4 and shoots at horde of enemies and Tanks in Garden.
Sandman - Damn it!
Ice - We... We won't make it... God save us all... God... Save us...
Damien - Is that a... Missle in thr air..?
Fire - Holy shit take cover!

TBC.

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Princess Celestia Using the Elements of Harmony

added by karinabrony

Pinkie Pie Jumping

added by karinabrony

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Rarity Sketch

added by karinabrony

Source: Me

Fluttershy Lights

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Rarity

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Pony Personality Levels

added by izfankirby

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Mlp :3

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Lolz

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

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mlp_cloudsdale

added by purplevampire

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Magical Mystery Cure

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: My Little Pony

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Dump, Dump, Dump

added by shadirby

Source: Original Owners

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Season 3 Song Lyrics~

posted by karinabrony

Babs Seed

Babs Seed~

[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Apple Bloom]
First, we thought that Babs was so really, really sweet
A new friend to have, and it seemed like such a treat
[Scootaloo]
But then, we found the truth; she's just a bully from the east
She went from Babs, yeah, to a bully and a beast
[Apple Bloom]
Everywhere we turn, she's just a step ahead
[Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo]
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, what we gonna do?
Got a bully on our tail
Gotta hide, we gotta bail
Babs Seed, Babs Seed, if she's after you
Gotta run, we gotta...

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Pony.mov Crossover... Part 3

posted by Canada24

(these three will be paired up for most of the story)

A FEW WEEKS LATER!

Jappleack finally ended up telling about her adventures in Prime Ponyville, as Pinkie and Dragonowitiz finally seemed interested, for whatever reason.

"Did you see me!?" Dragonowitiz cried excitedly.

"No. Just Twilight and myself" Jappleack replied.

"Oh well.. Still sounds so totally far out" Dragonowitiz replied.

Jappleack also had the pair of them promise not to go into the portal. They both agreed not to. Feeling satisfied Jappleack started leaving.

"I'm going in the portal" Dragonowitiz announced, the direct moment Jappleack left them.

Pinkie gasped "But Spiiiiike.. You sai-...

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A Love Story: Part 1

posted by applejackrocks1

It was 5:00 in the morning, everypony was sleeping. BUT, Applejack, who is a hard worker, was already showered and working on feeding the animals. She fed the Chickens, geese, turkeys, Parrots, cows, pigs, ducks, and of course, her pet Winona. She yawned as she head back into the House. She looked around, wondering what to feed her family...

Applejack: Hmmm....OH! I GOT IT!

Little Applebloom walked slowly into the kitchen...

AB: Sis? What are you doing up so early?
Applejack: Just making breakfast, that's it...*grabs eggs*
AB: OH! Can we have bacon??!
Applejack: Sorry sis, we don't have enough money...

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Magic and Friendship Chapter 1

posted by Magicalgirl12

Once upon a time there lived a pony named Trixie. Trixie was a show off and she act to everyone that she was the best at magic more than any other unicorn. She treated everybody in ponyville horrible. When they saw Twilight Sparkle put the Ursa Major's' baby back in the cave with her powerful magic. They were all amazed. When that happened they started making fun of Trixie. Trixie couldn't take any more of it and she ran far away from ponyville. She ran and ran. She was getting hungry and thirsty. She needed some food and some water. She walked to a small pony village. She could hardly walk...

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Rarest of Them All: Chapter 1: Nightmares

posted by MinervaHoot

AUTHOR NOTE Hey everypony! Ive finally written the Grimdark story i promised you. There will be some Cupcakes shoutouts, so if you haven't read Cupcakes, please do. Comments will be very much appreciated!
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Rainbow Dash's body was found in the Sugarcube Corner's basement by the Cakes. Most of the organs were missing, the wings had been torn off, and the face and cutiemark had been cut off. The Royal Guards were alerted and Pinkie was caught and imprisoned. Even though Pinkie said she was sorry, her expression said a different story. A week after...

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned Apple

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the previous installment, its based on creepypastas, more specifically Jeff the Killer. Please comment and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a couch she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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Leaked My Little Pony Friendship is magic extended introduction lyrics.

posted by eeveegirl95

My Little Pony,
My Little Pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies you opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until you all shared its magic with me.
When danger...

Rainbow Dash

added by karinabrony

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Clancker's article on Cloppers. (contains mature content)

posted by clancker1223

Ok. This is my first article based on my opinion. If you want me to write another article on something else, feel free to ask me.

The topic in question right now: Cloppers

Yes you heard me cloppers. If you don't know what a clopper is, it is a person who masturbates to the Pornographic version of My Little Pony (pictures, videos, games, etc.)

When I see bronies bashing other bronies because they are cloppers, it sickens me. What ever happened to the motto, "Love and Tolerate?" Yet bronies are not tolerating cloppers.

If you notice there is a clopper, why should that bother you in anyway? It's...