My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: New Era : Reborn Episode 8

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What you think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot Castle is controlled by GlobeX and they have fucking army in gardens. But your mission is to take VIP out of there. Name Rainbow Dash.
Sandman - Copy that. Let's go.
Watermark - *goes back to car* Damn explosions.. My ears can't take them god.
Sandman - Let's go *gets inside humvee*

-2 hours later-
Sandman - *jumps into trenches* Situatuon?
Private - Castle is unable to get. They have HMGs all around and alot of LMGs in garden. But we have UAV online.
Sandman - Request bombarding of one side.
Private - On name?
Sandman - Sandman.
Private - *leaves*
Ice - Shit... Isn't RainbowDash a celebrity.
Fire - More than that.
Damien - I heard she was about to ge-
*Half of Castle is bombarded*
Sandman - Flank them! *runs forward*
Damien - *slowly moves inside* Clear.
Ice - Stairs clear.
Sandman - Go Go Go!
Fire - Clear!
Damien - *kicks doors open* Clear!
Hunter 2-7 - Heli ready awaiting for you.
RD - Help!
GlobeX - Shut up! *smacks her*
Sandman - on me.
GlobeX - Stupid cunt... *grabs her* What you gonna do now eh?
RD - Don't hurt me...
Sandman - Wait...
GlobeX - *throes her on the bed* Hahaha! *puts gun go her head* You will do anything to stay alive?
Sandman - Now Damien.
Damien - *shoots GlobeX in the head*
Fire - *bust doors open*
Ice - Clear!
Sandman - Good job.
RD - Who are you...
Damien - Saviors.
Ice - Or Knights in shining armors!
Fire - Shut the hell up Icepick.
Ice - pfff...
Sandman - to heli!
RD - *enters the VIP heli*
Damien - Off we g-
Pilot - RPG FUCK! *RPG hits Heli as it goes down*
Sandman - Hold on!
Pilot - Mayday, Mayday we are going down Maydsy May-
*Heli crashes*

- 10 minutes later -
Damien - *slowly wakes up*
Fire - *drags hit Icepick to cover*
Sandman - They are focusing on us.
Damien - *grabs M4 and shoots at horde of enemies and Tanks in Garden.
Sandman - Damn it!
Ice - We... We won't make it... God save us all... God... Save us...
Damien - Is that a... Missle in thr air..?
Fire - Holy shit take cover!

TBC.

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Light Bringer

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And So it Begins

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Source: DeviantArt, Equestria Daily

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Adrenaline soon returned to Don Castalini's house with Larry in the beetle.

Larry: *Sees three black El Doritos parked in front of Don Castalini's house* Well it looks like we got some company.
Adrenaline: Guess we should be prepared for something.
Larry: Yeah, it looks like the Don has another job for us, with several more ponies in our gang.
Adrenaline: Sounds like fun.

But as they got out of the car, a pony in the house shot at them with a Tommygun

Larry: *Taking cover behind the fence* What is this?!!?
Scaletta Pony: We have your boss! Come in with your hooves up!
Larry: Usually, it's come...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2
Exploration of Power.

---
Queen - Welcome to the Heroes tourna-

*preparing room*
Shadowknight - *looks at hoofs*
Pearl - Don't worry however you'll do I will be proud.
Shadowknight - Hehe... (Hearing it from child's mouth feels weird)
Pearl - Hey I know his weakness!
Shadowknight - Hm?
Pearl - When he lunge he is making and opening in center of his body, if you hit it book he is down and you win yaaay!
Shadowknight - I can exploit that...

-arena-

Angel - At last.
Shadowknight - Tch...
Emerald - Don't kill him...
Angel - I'll try.
Shadowknight - You'll be the one dying today *grabs sword*
...
...
...
Queen...

MLP Crossover

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The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 3 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

At a Freedom Fighter base.

Freedom Fighters: *Working on computers, and organizing paperwork*
Sally Acorn: *Inspecting the base*
Freedom Fighter: *Walks over to her* Princess Sally, I regret to inform you that Eggman keeps attacking more, and more of our bases.
Sally Acorn: We're not making much progress.
Freedom Fighter: And I have more bad news. Sonic is still prisoner on Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht.
Sally Acorn: We must save him immediately.
Freedom Fighter 72: General, Doctor Eggman has appeared on my screen.
Freedom Fighter 55: He's on mine too!
Freedom Fighter: *Looks around*...

Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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Gran Turismo Episode 1 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

My OC Larry Wilcox stars as the main character, Tim Miller

Map to the town of Gran Turismo: link

Gran Turismo. A city full of wealth, and ponies that love cars. Most of these ponies are either illegal street racers, or cops. This is based off of the Gran Turismo video games, when you go online, there are these lobbies where people play as cops.

Now if you take a look at the map, you will see blue squares. Those are police stations.

Red squares are fire departments, and white squares are hospitals.

Yellow triangles are autoshops. The one with the red center is Local Consideration, popular for it's high quality parts at a fair price.

The brown lines are...

CHiPs 2 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jon, and Frank were riding back to Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters.

Frank: I've been waiting three days for that car man!
Jon: Ponch, relax. You're going to get it tomorrow.
Frank: That's too far away for me. If that car was a mare, it would be Kate Upton.
Jon: You love it that much?
Frank: Yes. I can't wait to drive it.
Jon: *Looks ahead of him* Let's just hope you don't drive like those ponies in front of us.

An accident occurred. A Mustang crashed into a green SUV.

Jon & Frank: *Stop on the side of the road, next to a blue Alfa Romeo convertible*
Frank: What happened here?
Molly:...

Saten Twist: S3E2 part 6

posted by Canada24

AppleBloom: Dosen't it feel like this idea has been used in a mature themed fanpop role play?... One that uses swears and unshown sex, every 2 minutes.

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Sure.. Next your say the role play has Saten Twist marry AppleJack.. When she directly told us, she had written 2 restraining orders after their ONE date.

SweetieBelle: Weirder things have happened.. There's a story about me sleeping with Rarity.

Scootaloo: Jeeze, what is wrong with pe-

Diamond Tiara: So, do you three just sit around here plotting out different ways to try and get your cutie marks?

Apple Bloom: Actually......

Grand Theft Ponies 3 Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Fillydelphia gang was talking with each other in a building in Oatland.

Fillydelphia Pony 93: Those Mexicans have been fighting with Case Cracker's gang.
Fillydelphia Pony 15: And our attack on Case wasn't successful. What do we do?
Michael: We try again. Only this time, we succeed.

Next day

Gordon: *Wakes up* 5 AM. I usually wake up at 6, but whatever.
Case Cracker: *stays asleep at home*
Gordon: *Starts lifting weights*
Case Cracker: *Gets up a couple hours later*
Jim: *Calling Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Picks up* Hello.
Jim: We have a problem Case! Call Gordon, and Sam, and tell them to get...

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Saten Twist adventures: S3E1 part 6

posted by Canada24

Master Sword: There you are! My suit has vanished and this was the only thing left in my closet! How do I look?

Derpy: Like a million bits!

Mayor Mare: But I also see so many ponies from all trots of life, brought together by love. Cranky searched all across this great land of ours to find Matilda, and no matter what obstacles kept them apart, love would finally bring them together, just as it has brought all of us together now. It's remarkable to me how a story like Cranky's search for Matilda could fill this room with such a unique collection of ponies! It makes you realize that everybody is...

Discord

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On The Block Episode 16 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Bryan was with two royal guards somewhere in Canterlot. They were meeting with three Mexican ponies.

Mexican Pony: You're late.
Bryan: All the matters is the fact that I'm here. The point being... Luna tells me you have a repository of antic equipment.
Mexican Pony: So what is...

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: facebook, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

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On The Block Episode 10 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ass Ass Inn

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A pony arrived at the Ass Ass Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one more letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives...

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Ponies On The Rails: Foreign Visitor Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

St. Foalis, Maresouri
April 4, 1957
1:45 PM

Hawkeye, Percy, and Benny were driving the stolen gas turbine to Cheyenne so that Benny could help out in the trainyard, but there was going to be a problem for the three stallions.

Hawkeye: *Hears a banging noise, and looks at the fuel gauge, then the oil gauge* The oil pressure is dropping.
Percy: It might be leaking.
Benny: *Looks at oil gauge* It is. It shouldn't be going down so fast.
Hawkeye: *Stops train*
Percy: *Finds a toolbox* Will you look at this?
Hawkeye: Perfect. Now you find that spot where the oil is leaking, and we'll go down the line,...