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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 4:44 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow rode her bicycle into the train yard when she saw a freight train enter. The train was being pulled by three diesels from the Baltimare & Ohio.

Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the train* Hm, that's strange. *Goes to the train*
Mirage: *Stops the train next to Snowflake's tower*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets next to the train, and watches Mirage get out* Sir?
Mirage: *Turns around* Yes little filly?
Bow & Arrow: I thought this was the Union Pacific.
Mirage: It is, those engines you see were borrowed from another railroad.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks around him* Where's Stylo?
Mirage: I don't know.
Bow & Arrow: Does he still work on this railroad?
Mirage: I'm sure he does. He's probably out on the mainline in another train. *Goes to uncouple the engines from his train*
Bow & Arrow: I need to find him. *Spots another freight train, and runs towards it. She finds a ladder on a boxcar, and climbs up to the top* Maybe I can get a good view up here. *Feels the train moving* Uh oh. I ain't supposed to be up here. Help!! Stop the train!!
Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Arrow on top of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, you have a pony on top of your train. Stop immediately.

Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.

Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way or another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the love of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Arrow on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Arrow on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on top of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.

But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Arrow is on) started rolling downhill.

Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Arrow on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right next to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: You have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*

She made it safely into the back of the truck

Jeff: *Stops*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets out, and walks into the truck, sitting next to Jeff*
Jeff: Are you hurt?
Bow & Arrow: No, I'm okay. Thanks.
Jeff: *Stops next to Stylo's train*
Stylo: *Walks to the truck* Bow, what happened?
Bow & Arrow: I was trying to look for you.
Stylo: I thought I told you to stand 6 feet away from the trains.
Bow & Arrow: I know, I'm sorry. I just went up there so I could get a good view of where I could find you.
Stylo: Well, here I am. By the way, how did you get the name Bow & Arrow?
Bow & Arrow: Because I'm good with a bow & arrow.
Stylo: Oh, wonderful.
Bow & Arrow: I gotta go now. *Runs back to her bicycle* Bye.
Stylo: See you later Bow & Arrow.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Two Military ponies make things difficult for everypony on the Union Pacific

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in fan fictions, as proven by this poll: link
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Danielle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as Olive
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

No cars were in the shop. Mr. Beddler, and the others were not happy about it.

Wheel Bearing: Why are we here?
Mr. Beddler: Because somepony named.. *Looking at papaer* Saten Twist, doesn't want to do anything. We're on the air, because the skits he usually does are cancelled.
Audience: *Laughing*
Wheel Bearing: What do you expect us to do?
Mr. Beddler: Clean the shop.
Employees:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Double Scoop As Adam Sandler
and Blaze as Tom Cruise

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. Once again, I'm going to recommend that our viewers watch something else.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That said, let's take a look at the score. Sean the hedgehog is in first place with zero.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Sean: You'll rue the day you crossed me Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex:...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
First, there were humans. Rabbits, Turtles, Hawks, and Ponies lived alongside the humans. The humans were quite advanced. They used super-science and genetic modification to change their animal of choice, the Ponies, giving them wings and the ability to control science, which the humans dubbed "magic".

The first one was born to a regular horse, which they named "Sun". Sun had white fur, and a mixture of colors for hair. They used to poke and prod her, injecting her with different fluids and drugs, powering her. They wanted to use Sun as a weapon of war. Sun could live for millions of years,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
New logo for P.O.T.R
New logo for P.O.T.R
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Episode 69: Jinxed
Date: February 4, 1957
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It's time for the Ponyville news. With your news anchors, Double Scoop as Nate Witherspoon, and Heartsong as Hillary Tosh.

Audience: *Clapping*
Nate: Thank you everypony. Thank you. Now quiet on the set!
Audience: *Laughing*
Hillary: Being a new news company, do expect some foul ups in tonight's broadcast.
Audience: *Laughing*
Nate: Let's begin with the country of Japan. They had a volcano erupt last week, which injured forty ponies, and killed seven others.
Hillary: It seems like Japan has been having a lot of bad things happening to them. The volcano, and that tsunami a few years ago, and then...
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Pleiades Stardust was born in Camargue... well, you shouldn't have every detail. She started flying at two or three months and ever since she was a yearling she skimmed the waves of Camargue. Every morning. No matter what. A cold? Eeyup. Big cut on wing? Eeyup. Winters...
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Alarm Clock: My Little Pony, My Little Pony, ahhhhhh...
Twilight Sparkle: Nom.
Alarm Clock: *beep*
Twilight Sparkle: Mooooom! It's Saturday!
Twilight Velvet: *looks at watch* No, it isn't.
Twilight Sparkle: What? *looks at her mom's watch* *beep*it!
Eh. Hey, Derps. Hey, one-eyed-pony.
Noteworthy: It's Noteworthy.
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, whatever.
Dinky Hooves: Hey! Celestia Chocolate Factory-
Twilight Sparkle: *chokes Dinky* CHOCOLATE? PRINCESS CELESTIA?
Dinky Hooves: Yes...
Twilight Sparkle: *screams, takes ticket, and looks at it dreamily* Gotta show this to Dad.
Amethyst Star: Great....Job?
Twilight...
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Twilight rejoined with Discord and Satwn Twist.
Discord: Ahh.. About time you ladies returned.
Twi: Just me actually..
Discord: Still better then him then Saten. All he seems to be is off putting and angry.
Saten: *face gets even redder then already is, out of anger* Offputting!? ANGRY!?
Discord: *pats him* Thaats just the tip of the old ice burg there.
Twi: *chuckles* You have 'no' idea.


CUTAWAY:
Master Sword: Alright. Saten. Your my only other choice for assitent soccer coach.
Saten: No problem.. I love little kids.. *to the filly soccor team* Alright. Do your best okay. Your all winners here. Despite...
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posted by Canada24
I know this is Windwakers thing.
And he probably already reviewed this.
But I 'also have something to say about it.

IT'S FUCKIN AWESOME!

I mean.
Espically the begining parts.
One of my favorite moments is found on my profile pictures. With JappleAck giving a death threat when someone asked if she's considered vegetables.
But the begining also getting angry at the sight of a pear instead of apple.
Choosing death if an orange or a banana were her only food opinions.
And abusing AppleBloom for literary every reason possible.
Including peeing in her apple cider..

Anyway. The series is known for becoming...
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Twilight Sparkle is the main protagonist of the whole series, since there are rarely any episodes she doesn't appear in that I remember. She has earned alicornhood for making new magic from Friendship that the all-known Starswirl the Bearded could not do, since he did not understand friendship like Twilight did.

Her design is pretty simple. Not as simple as Applejack's, but still pretty simple. She has soothing, girly colors but they're...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In my opinion the whole world has gone mad, whacko! Just look at the traffic congestions on the main highway!

Ponies: *beeping horn*
drunk pony: *steals Coltillac*

The terrible conditions of our air traffic control system

Japanese: *bomb pearl harbor*

The destruction of private property, and the list goes on so much. The point is that Equestria has gone mad! And here's how it all started.

unicorn: *driving fast*
Pinkie Pie: Whats' with him?
unicorn: *driving 100 miles an hour*
Mirage: *honks horn*
unicorn: *drives off cliff*

Four cars arrived near the wreck.
The first car was a Sportsedan....
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Rarity: Sweetie Belle, I adore having you help me, truly I do, but...
SweetieBelle: Guess I got a little carried away. It's just that I know how important it is for you to finish this wardrobe in time for Sapphire Shores and her backup dancers.
Rarity: This is without a doubt my most prestigious order ever. After all, Sapphire Shores is ''the'' pony of pop, and her Equestria-wide tour launches in Canterlot next week! Which means she must have these outfits by day after tomorrow at the latest!
SweetieBelle: ... You lost me.
Rarity: *groans annoyedly* Coarse I have..


Rarity: *out of breath* I'm here!.....
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posted by Dragon-88
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
Blazin's parents Scorchin' Navy and Searin' Navy. They are not siblings.
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Luna: So, was Blazin' always outgoing when it came to mares?

Searin'(Blazin's mom): Not really. He used to be scared of talking to any mare he saw. In fact, when he was a colt, and a filly wanted to be friends with him, he...
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and is trying to find a cure. now the zombies can fly "we found flyers" my mom said. "WHAT!" i said
"mom, how could this all happen we were living a fine...
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added by SkyheartPegasus
Source: derpibooru
posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a sequel to one of my stories called Pinkie's Ghost.

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One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are you dreaming about the time you thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope you don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure you don't get...
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Maud: Military Police ponies aren't rocks, so I don't like them.
Rarity: I think their job is fantastic, but they need better uniforms.

On a TV show called M*A*S*H, at least...
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Episode 2: Police Ponies

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In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help you with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do you mean by that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did you ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did you ever realize that the reason they laugh at you is because of what you do?
Clown: What are you talking about?
Bob: They way you dress, what you do for a living, and some of the things that...
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Music also changed during the 30's, and 40's. New musicians were arriving, and a new type of music was formed.

link

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