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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 10, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 4:44 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Bow & Arrow rode her bicycle into the train yard when she saw a freight train enter. The train was being pulled by three diesels from the Baltimare & Ohio.

Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the train* Hm, that's strange. *Goes to the train*
Mirage: *Stops the train next to Snowflake's tower*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets next to the train, and watches Mirage get out* Sir?
Mirage: *Turns around* Yes little filly?
Bow & Arrow: I thought this was the Union Pacific.
Mirage: It is, those engines you see were borrowed from another railroad.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks around him* Where's Stylo?
Mirage: I don't know.
Bow & Arrow: Does he still work on this railroad?
Mirage: I'm sure he does. He's probably out on the mainline in another train. *Goes to uncouple the engines from his train*
Bow & Arrow: I need to find him. *Spots another freight train, and runs towards it. She finds a ladder on a boxcar, and climbs up to the top* Maybe I can get a good view up here. *Feels the train moving* Uh oh. I ain't supposed to be up here. Help!! Stop the train!!
Snowflake: *Spots Bow & Arrow on top of the train, and talks on the radio* Train 652, you have a pony on top of your train. Stop immediately.

Unfortunately, Orion was driving that train.

Orion: *Replies on the radio* No thanks, I'm going to go very fast until that pony falls off, and then I'll get fired! *Laughing*
Snowflake: That pony is a filly! Slow down!
Orion: No. *Increases speed on his train* I am gonna lose my job one way or another, because if I quit, the government will execute me!
Snowflake: Oh for the love of Pete. *Talks into P.A System* Attention, Jeffery Soto, follow train 652. There is a filly on board, and she needs help.
Jeff: *Runs to get into a truck*
Percy: What about me?
Jeff: Maintain the engines until I get back! *Gets into a truck, and drives after Orion's train*
Hawkeye & Stylo: *In another freight train, passing Orion's train in the opposite direction*
Stylo: *Sees Bow & Arrow on Orion's train* Hey, that was Bow & Arrow on that train.
Hawkeye: The filly?
Stylo: Yes, what's she doing up there? *Gets on the radio* Snowflake, I just saw a filly on top of a train.
Snowflake: I don't know how she got there, but Orion refuses to stop. Jeffery is going after that train to save the filly.
Hawkeye: Okay, if he doesn't get the filly before we stop our train, we'll go after her too.
Bow & Arrow: *Looks at the caboose* Maybe I can get in there, and tell the conductor to stop this train.

But before she could go, a coupling came undone. The last four cars of the train, (Two freight cars are between the caboose and the boxcar Bow & Arrow is on) started rolling downhill.

Bow & Arrow: Uh oh. *Panics as the cars start rolling downhill*
Jeff: *Sees Bow & Arrow on the runaway cars, and follows them*
Bow & Arrow: *Spots the truck*
Jeff: *Driving right next to the freight car* Jump!
Bow & Arrow: What if I don't make it?!
Jeff: You have to! Jump into the back of the truck!
Bow & Arrow: Dear lord, please help me make it into the truck! *Jumps*

She made it safely into the back of the truck

Jeff: *Stops*
Bow & Arrow: *Gets out, and walks into the truck, sitting next to Jeff*
Jeff: Are you hurt?
Bow & Arrow: No, I'm okay. Thanks.
Jeff: *Stops next to Stylo's train*
Stylo: *Walks to the truck* Bow, what happened?
Bow & Arrow: I was trying to look for you.
Stylo: I thought I told you to stand 6 feet away from the trains.
Bow & Arrow: I know, I'm sorry. I just went up there so I could get a good view of where I could find you.
Stylo: Well, here I am. By the way, how did you get the name Bow & Arrow?
Bow & Arrow: Because I'm good with a bow & arrow.
Stylo: Oh, wonderful.
Bow & Arrow: I gotta go now. *Runs back to her bicycle* Bye.
Stylo: See you later Bow & Arrow.

The End

On the next episode of Ponies On The Rails

Two Military ponies make things difficult for everypony on the Union Pacific

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production

The leader in fan fictions, as proven by this poll: link
Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and article about why rainbow dash is my favorite pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favorite is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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It starts with me watching tv, drawing, or anything else, when a portal appears out of nowhere! I thought I was still asleep, but it wasn't a dream. I figured it was a time travel portal, so I jump in, and.....ZAP!! I thought I went back in time. Turns out I got turned into a stallion and got sent to Ponyville! I was stunned. I passed out, and six mares surrounded me. One said, "I've never seen him before!" Another said "Maybe he can help me buck apples!" And the last one said "He's kinda cute! Does he like parties?" I was out for two minutes. The moment I woke up, the same six mares were staring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Horseshoe Bay

The cast

Star Ponies

Ten Cents
Hercules
Warrior
Top Hat
OJ
Big Macintosh

Z-stack Ponies

Zorran
Zebedee
Zak
Zip
Zug

Ok, stop the music

Horseshoe Bay is in Baltimare, and many ships full of ponies, and or cargo go there.

Two new companies were created there. Both were for the bay, and what they did was important. The two companies both had a fleet of tugboats, big, and small. The ponies driving them had to deliver barges of material from place to place, and help ships enter, or leave the bay.

What were the names of the two companies? One was called Star Tugs....
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#1: ROCKET TO INSANITY (long verison):
Dash is traumatized by these constant dreams of Pinkie killing her in the events of Cupcakes.
But her refusal to talk about causes her to lose control of what's real and what's fake.
One day Pinkie offers her cupcakes, unaware of the horrifying dreams, and Dash. Believing this to be another nightmare murders Pinkie.
The level of remorse and trama causes the remainder of Dash's sanity to fall and she soon turns into a full out killer.
Kills most of the main six.
And it could of been prevented if she opened up a bit more.
Sad..


#2: TOO LATE:
Dash fails to save...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Eggman was in Mobius when he heard about one of his barracks being destroyed by Sean and Rainbow Dash.

Eggman: Those two! They are destroying everything we set up in Equestria! They're not alone either. They've created their own army called the Pony Alliance.
Nazi: What do you want us to do mien führer?
Eggman: My name is Eggman, not mien führer.
Nazi: That is German for my leader. You are our leader.
Eggman: I want you to call me Doctor Eggman from now on, or just Doctor.
Nazi: Yes doctor. What do you want us to do?
Eggman: Make more tanks, and airplanes. We will hit them so hard, that they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 3, 1960
Location: Hitchcock, Saskatchewan
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Canadian Pacific

For a few days now, Metal Gloss has been working on the Canadian Pacific. She was having fun driving steam trains with Dike, and Highball.

Metal Gloss: *Stops the train in the yards*
Dike: *Blows the whistle for two seconds*
Highball: We've been working together really well.
Metal Gloss: I know. I love it.
Douglas: *Arrives* Metal Gloss, how are things going?
Metal Gloss: Wonderful. I also wanted to thank you for letting me live with you.
Douglas: My pleasure.
Dike: Why can't she sleep with one of...
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Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean The Hedgehog as himself
Double Scoop as Shia Labeuof
Master Sword as Vin Diesel (For this skit, he's bald)

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting game so far, let's take a look at the scores. Vin Diesel is in third place with negative $23,495.37
Audience: *Laughing*
Vin: I got laid during the commercials.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We didn't need to know that, but okay....
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After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me....
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LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was showing everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did you get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the street from the train station. I love this thing.
Frank: You better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see you hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one more time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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Rainbow Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep you guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were you successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten said from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and loading it with a real arrow and said "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten said and pointed the crossbow...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask you something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do you know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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