Video Game Troll
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.
Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5
Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
klk321: Dude, we're the only people in this lobby. Why don't we have a race right now?
Fox335: Okay. No weapons. *Mutes klk321* Kadillack, I'm going to set up a race. Where do you want to go?
Kadillack: Pantomonium.
Fox335: Good choice.
Six minutes later
Fox335: *Setting up the rules* Okay, it's just the three of us racing.
klk321: I'm gonna annihilate you two.
Fox335: And. no weapons enabled... *Enables weapons*
Audience: *Laughing*
Fox335: And we're set. *Starts the race*
The three of them started the race driving their Pantos.
klk321: *Reading the words on his screen* Weapons enabled.
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 with a Mini Uzi*
klk321: No!! *Dies*
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Laughing*
klk321: I thought you said no weapons were on.
Fox335: That's right. No weapons are on. We're not using weapons, we're using guns.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Respawns* That's what a weapon is! Oh my god! *Drives* Now you're far ahead of me.
Fox335: Uh no, we actually stopped.
Kadillack: Our cars are shit, and they broke down.
They were actually forming a roadblock
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: Why are we doing this then? *Sees the others blocking his path, and breaks, but crashes into them* Son of a-
Fox335: *Shoots klk321 again with his Mini Uzi*
klk321: AAAAAHH!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Two minutes later, Fox stole a Voltic, and Kadillack stole a Buffalo
klk321: How did you do that?! I can't even complete the first lap, because of you guys.
Fox335: *Kills klk321 with his Mini Uzi again*
klk321: NNOOOO!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kadillack: *Doing doughnuts in his Buffalo* I wanna kill him next time.
klk321: No! Don't kill me!
Kadillack: What's that? You want to kill you instead of me? Okay.
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!! *About to pass Fox335* oh no...
Fox335: *Throws a sticky bomb onto klk321's car*
klk321: I can escape before it explodes! *Jumps out of the car, but it explodes and kills him* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
klk321: *Leaves*
Fox335: Okay, he left the race.
Kadillack: That was actually fun.
Up next, it's the bloopers.
Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof by behaving like AppleaJack.
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.
Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten said nervously.
"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.
"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave you alone?" Saten asked.
"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad you to know you actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.
"I guess" Saten said a bit awkwardly.
"... Say. You wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.
"Of coarse" Saten said excitedly.
AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.
Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.
So..
END OF EPISODE ONE..
Alright..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..
So I found this bizarre MLP story.
That ruins some of my favorite character Twilight and AppleJack, by using the theme of INCEST..
Fuckin incest! Why dose that even excist!?
I thought I stopped having to deal with fuckin incest after no longer reading Alpha & Omega stories.
But nope.
Even my little pony has it.
Just ask Friendship is Witchcraft.
This story is about Twilight and AppleJack switching minds, so I guess in a way it's not incest, but, my mind will forever KNOW it is.
Anyway..
don't EVER read this story.
But if you really have to,
Afried your on your own for finding it..